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- A Dirty Pipe
- Super Sunglasses
- A Big Bug
- The Accident District
- A Jumpscare
- The Ultimate 3D Printer
- Tears of Red
- The Aberrant
- The Child-Man
- The Plate
- The Comedian
- D-5731
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be placed horizontally within a glass case and held in this position by metal prongs attached to the inside of the case. The glass case itself is to be held fast to the surface it is on by means of steel caging. Any damage done to the steel caging is to be fixed immediately, and any alteration in SCP-XXXX's position is to be carefully readjusted.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a black plastic tube measuring 36cm in length. The two ends of SCP-XXXX are labeled, one end is labeled, "Sand." And the other, "Grit."
When tipped with the Sand side facing downwards, the tube will begin to endlessly pour out what appears to be sand, (designated SCP-XXXX-1-A) but after several tests it was shown to be [DATA EXPUNGED]. When tilted so that the Grit side is facing down, it will pour out a stream of black sand-like material. (designated SCP-XXXX-1-B) SCP-XXXX will pour out exactly ██liters or ██lbs of SCP-XXXX-1-B before stopping. SCP-XXXX will only be able to resume production of SCP-XXXX-1-B after exactly 27 minutes. The reason for this is unknown.
After ██lbs of SCP-XXXX-1-B is produced, a humanoid entity, (designated SCP-XXXX-2) will form from SCP-XXXX-1-B and proceed to track down and [DATA EXPUNGED] the last thing to touch SCP-XXXX, converting them to [DATA EXPUNGED]. After this SCP-XXXX-2 will enter a passive state and show no further signs of aggression and will only become aggressive if anything touches SCP-XXXX. See Incident Log-SCP-XXXX-2.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a humanoid entity measuring approximately 3 meters in height and weighs approximately 256 lbs. SCP-XXXX-2 can move normally up to ██km/h but has been reported to break even ██km/h. SCP-XXXX-2 is completely black except for the two white eyes on its head. SCP-XXXX-2 lacks a mouth and nose but has two long pointed ears. Its limbs are about 1.65 meters in length and have pointed claw-like fingers and toes. SCP-XXXX-2 has the ability to emit a scream through unknown methods that causes the muscles in its target's body to stiffen and become fatigued, this is likely used to make it easier for SCP-XXXX-2 to catch its target.
Test Log-SCP-XXXX: 05/12/2019
Subject: D-5731
D-5731 was to pour out ██lbs of SCP-XXXX-1-B. After doing this he was told to place the tube gently on its side and standby for further instructions. After approximately ██ minutes, SCP-XXXX-2 emerged and began to approach D-5731. D-5731 panicked and tried to escape SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-2 let out a hollow scream and gave chase to D-5731. After ██ seconds SCP-XXXX-2 caught D-5721 and began to [DATA EXPUNGED] his body, reducing him to [REDACTED].
Incident Log-SCP-XXXX-2: 05/12/2019
Following the test of SCP-XXXX Dr. ████, a level 3 clearance personnel, entered the chamber with SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-2 showed no signs of any interest towards Dr. ████ and the doctor picked up SCP-XXXX. After doing this SCP-XXXX-2 turned its head 180 degrees, screamed, and lunged at Dr. ████, killing him within the next ██ seconds. The instance of SCP-XXXX-2 was immediately neutralized and SCP-XXXX recovered.
Note: "I don't see why we need to keep it around. Can't we just neutralize all those dangerous non-sentient SCP items?" Dr. █████
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is to be kept in a glasses case inside of a small wooden box. SCP-XXXX-J's containment cell must be equipped with heat sensors and burglar alarms.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a pair of red sunglasses. When any personnel puts on the sunglasses they inhibit the desire to sneak around and obtain a random motive referred to by the subject as the "Mission". The subject will then grab random items referred to as "Gadgets" and try to complete said mission. Once this mission is completed, the subject will remove SCP-XXXX-J and exclaim that the "Mission is accomplished!" If the subject cannot complete the mission they will say that it has "Failed!" and appear saddened for several hours. Personnel wearing SCP-XXXX-J have also reported the theme from the movie Mission: Impossible playing even without any sound/music playing devices present.
Test Log-SCP-XXXX-J: 05/12/2019
Subject: Dr. Steve
<Begin Log>
The chamber is prepared with several "gadgets" available. Ex: A rubber band gun, a stretchy sticky hand, and a broken gas-mask with a flower filled sock. Dr. Steve, equipped with a video monitor and headset, puts on SCP-XXXX-J takes the items and proceeds to climb into an air vent. The radio headset is used to communicate with Dr. M██ who is playing the role of Dr. Steve's partner. Dr Steve informs Dr. M██ of the "Mission" and proceeds.
Dr. Steve: Alright. I'm in an air vent approaching [DATA EXPUNGED], how's it look down there, M██?
Dr. M██: It looks clear, you can head down.
Dr. Steve violently kicks the air vent cover off and jumps into [DATA EXPUNGED].
Dr. Steve: Alright, M██. I'm in! Heading south.
Dr. M██: Good. I think you want to turn at the next right. There should be a door at the end of a hall, go through there. But watch out there are some other doc- ahem, "Guards" and they're headed your way!
Dr. Steve: Got it. I'll take em' out.
Dr. Steve takes out the rubber band gun, and heads down the hall. He shoots rubber bands at the two unsuspecting persons. The two doctors look very confused and move on.
Dr. Steve: Alright, targets neutralized! I'm moving forward!
Dr. M██: Excellent work Doctor, erm… Agent… Steve! Get on the elevator and ride it up to floor [REDACTED].
Dr. Steve: Got it.
Dr. Steve rides the elevator up to said floor and arrives at his destination.
Dr. M██: It looks like there are a lot of guards in the next room. I recommend the gas bomb.
Dr. Steve: Right. (Takes out flour sock and puts on broken gas mask.) Here I go!
Dr. Steve kicks open the door leading to [REDACTED] and throws the flour sock at the floor, causing it to burst open. Dr. Steve pulls out the sticky hand and uses it to grab a blank sheet of paper off the table before running out of the room.
Dr. Steve: I've got the plans M██! I hope the gas will hold them off!
Dr. Steve makes his way back to SCP-XXXX-J's containment chamber, handing Dr. M██ the blank paper.
Dr. Steve: (Takes off SCP-XXXX-J and poses dramatically.) Mission: Accomplished!
<End Log>
Note: SCP-XXXX-J seems to effect the sensory organs as well as the mind. Further tests will be done to confirm this theory. Dr. M██.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a large concrete room with a misting system and a temperature at a constant of 20–29 °C. The entryway is composed of 2 sets of doors with only 1 set open at any given time.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large 3 meter tall Periplaneta americana or American cockroach. SCP-XXXX is sentient and far more intelligent than other roaches. possesses the ability to speak in primarily English but can speak in French and Italian albeit not fluently. See Interview Log-SCP-XXXX. It has also been observed that parts of its exoskeleton and its wings are made of paper. Its wings in particular have vague imprints of various words from the English, Italian, or French dictionary.
The measured running speed of SCP-XXXX is 321 km/h on average.
SCP-XXXX has no specific desires for a kind of food and will even eat garbage, including: Rotten food, dead bugs and animals, paper, bits of leather, clothes, and wallpaper glue. "It's like a walking breathing trash disposal! I wonder if O5 will approve of that proposal." Dr. Steve
SCP-XXXX Was accidentally manufactured by Dr. █████ during an experiment with SCP-914. SCP-XXXX was originally an ordinary roach that had found its was into SCP-914 prior to this test. The input item was an English-French dictionary, but when setting the machine to 1:1, SCP-914 spat out SCP-XXXX and only the cover of the original item was found. SCP-XXXX began to enter a panicked state and ran out of the chamber, injuring many personnel in the process. SCP-XXXX was secured and contained several hours later.
Note: The cover for the original item was recovered and now read: "The tri-lingual dictionary of English, Italian, and French." Reasons for the addition of the third language is unknown.
Interview Logs
Interview Log-SCP-XXXX 1 06/04/20██
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Steve
Foreward: "Do I really need to chat with The Bug?" Dr. Steve.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Steve: Hello, SCP-XXXX. I am Dr. Steve and I'd like to ask you a few questions. Will you indulge me?
SCP-XXXX: (Silent for a moment) Alright.
Dr. Steve: Very good. Now, Ahem. Let's start with the basics. What is your name?
SCP-XXXX I don't have one. Call me anything you like.
Dr.Steve: We'll stick with SCP-XXXX. Would that be fine?
SCP-XXXX Whatever.
Dr. Steve: Good. So it is apparent that you can speak English, we were wondering if you knew other languages.
SCP-XXXX: (Pauses to think) I can speak in French and Italian as well.
Dr. Steve: Could you demonstrate?
SCP-XXXX: Comme vous le souhaitez bon docteur.
SCP-XXXX: That was French.
Dr. Steve: Thank you. Can you give us Italian?
SCP-XXXX: Non posso farlo questo uhh … nella stessa misura degli altri.
Dr. Steve: Alright, thank you. (Scribbles down notes.) Can you recall how you learned to speak? And how you grew to such an immense size?
SCP-XXXX: I went through some… machine.
Dr. Steve: Yes, SCP-914. Can you recall the experience of your… Transformation?
SCP-XXXX: The problem, doctor, is forgetting! That machine chewed me up and squeezed me so hard I thought it would be the end. After that, I was stretched and… mutilated. Closed between the covers of some book, I don't even know how it got there. I was squished between its pages. The words on them, hewn into my mind. (SCP-XXXX puts its front legs on the side of its head.) It was painful, doctor. More painful then anything I've ever gone through. The memories like some terrible nightmare… Now, I'm here… I'm not free anymore… Not to say I dislike my cell… It's safe… And warm…
Dr. Steve: I see. So in all, do you like the foundation?
SCP-XXXX: There are few things to like. You maybe. My cell. Aside from that… It's a prison.
Dr. Steve: Do you have any requests before we finish up here?
SCP-XXXX: (Pauses) No.
Dr. Steve: I see.
<End Log>
Note: SCP-XXXX has never requested much of anything, not even any furnishings. It just sits there, lonely and forlorn. I wonder if we could help it somehow. Dr. Steve
Interview Log-SCP-XXXX 2 07/24/20██
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Steve
Forward: "The soul purpose of this interview is to get a better understanding of how SCP-XXXX's mind works, and to possibly 'Break the ice' between it and the foundation."
<Begin Log>
Dr. Steve: Hello, SCP-XXXX. I take it you remember me?
SCP-XXXX: Why's that?
Dr. Steve: Well you haven't had any other human interaction for a while now.
SCP-XXXX: You do look familiar. What do you want from me?
Dr. Steve: Nothing in particular, I just want to get to know you better. After all, you have a need for company as much as anyone else.
SCP-XXXX: (Chuckles) What gave you that idea?
Dr. Steve: Well, sitting in your chamber with that forlorn and lonely look on your face, jumping up every time you hear your cell door opened, why would you say that is?
SCP-XXXX: (Silence)
Dr. Steve: Well?
SCP-XXXX: Is this how you humans reach out to one another? Prying into another's life. Asking question after question on personal levels. None of it is very comforting, doctor, and I would like to return to my cell.
Dr. Steve: Sigh… Very well, thank you for your time.
<End Log>
Note: "I can tell SCP-XXXX is lonely, if only I could reach out to it somehow. Dr. Steve."
Interview Log-SCP-XXXX 3 08/09/20██
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: D-22950
Forward: "We believe D-22950 is the right choice of an interviewer due to her gentle personality and love of animals."
<Begin Log>
Dr. Steve: Keep the questions casual D-22950, I will be supervising.
D-22950: Right. Okay.
SCP-XXXX is brought in.
D-22950: Wow! You're bigger than I thought!
SCP-XXXX: And you're the size I expected.
D-22950: Right. So uhh… I guess I'll ask first. Uhh… What do you like to do? You know, for fun?
SCP-XXXX: Before or after my imprisonment?
D-22950: Umm… Either one.
SCP-XXXX: After my imprisonment, I've done nothing "fun". Just go to stupid talk sessions like this once every month and answer pointless questions.
D-22950: I'm sorry.
SCP-XXXX: Come again?
D-22950: I said I'm sorry you're treated like this.
SCP-XXXX: (Looks confused) Really? Oh… Okay.
D-22950: Do you have anything you liked doing before? Maybe Dr. Steve can arrange it for you, so you can do it again.
SCP-XXXX: Well… I always enjoyed the sweet smell of the nighttime air and frankly, the company of my old home.
D-22950: Outside, huh. I always loved to go outside as well. It's too bad we're stuck in here.
SCP-XXXX: Unless we're not really… "stuck…"
Dr. Steve: I suggest changing the subject, D-22950.
D-22950: Okay. Umm… What's your name?
SCP-XXXX: I don't have one. You can call me anything you like.
D-22950: Hmm… I'll think up a good name for you someday, you'll have to let me sleep on that one!
SCP-XXXX: And what should I call you?
D-22950: You know what to call me, silly. I'm D-229-
SCP-XXXX: I mean your REAL name.
D-22950 looks to Dr. Steve for approval.
Dr. Steve: Very well, he's finally opening up, so tell him.
D-22950: It's Maddy.
SCP-XXXX: I will remember your name, Maddy. Thank you.
D-22950: So you said you enjoyed the company of your old home. Are you saying you're lonely.
SCP-XXXX: To be honest… Yes.
D-22950: Does talking to someone help?
SCP-XXXX: It depends. Am I talking to you, or that Dr. Steve?
Dr. Steve: We need to finish up here D-22950. It's time for lunch break.
SCP-XXXX: See what I mean?
D-22950: Heh. Yeah. Well, I guess I'll see you later!
SCP-XXXX: Right. See you later.
<End Log>
Note: "SCP-XXXX began asking questions regarding D-22950. Asking if she was doing well and whatnot. I think I've struck gold with this one! Maybe SCP-XXXX will answer some of my questions now." Dr. Steve.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: It is located in [REDACTED] South Carolina. SCP-XXXX is to be fenced off and guarded at all times. Any personnel attempting to enter SCP-XXXX's range of effect is to be immediately removed.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a small district composed of many highways and buildings. SCP-XXXX is full of several hundred unmanned cars, hereafter known as SCP-XXXX-2. These cars can operate and control themselves and stick to a strict schedule and travel from place to place. Each instance of SCP-XXXX-2 has it's own schedule to follow and will not always go to the same places as other SCP-XXXX-2s. SCP-XXXX is completely uninhabited with the exception of one entity known as SCP-XXXX-3. SCP-XXXX-3 is a tall dark male wearing a dark gray hoodie and long blue jeans with white shoes. SCP-XXXX-3 can wander around SCP-XXXX freely but not leave it's area of effect. Any other entity can enter SCP-XXXX with seemingly no effect. Anyone can go to the multiple stores and restaurants and take items freely, the next day these will completely re-stock themselves. When in SCP-XXXX the likelihood of any accident be it a plane crash, car crash, or even getting run over will greatly increase in the general vicinity of the individual. Any and all damage done by these said accidents, except for the death of any personnel, will be repaired the following day.
There have been very few personnel who have ever made it out of SCP-XXXX alive, one such individual kept a notebook describing his time spent in SCP-XXXX. See the transcription of Keith Smith's journal for more details.
Test Log-SCP-XXXX: 05/12/20██
Subject: D-7890
Procedure: D-7890 was placed in SCP-XXXX via helicopter and parachute. D-7890 was to be monitored by means of a remote control drone and watched from the air in case of the drone being caught up in an accident.
Results: D-7890 was crossing his 23rd street in a row when a car traveling at 101 miles per hour sped into him, D-7890 died moments later.
Note: "It would seem that SCP-XXXX-2 does not attempt to stop, even when it is about to hit a human. Of course, that was to be expected." Dr. Steve.
Keith Smith's Journal: Recovered ██/██/████
I was driving around to visit a relative's house, a quite normal thing to do I might add, but this time, the trip was anything BUT normal. My name is Keith Smith, I don't know if I'll ever come back, but maybe someone will find this book. Anyway, I'm driving my car and I come to this intersection I don't see a blessed soul around, so I thinks to myself, "Where is everybody?" so the light turns green and I start to push on the gas, when suddenly some idiot starts trying to run the red light! I barely break in time and the guy nicks my hood, so honk the horn at him like, "Hey! Watch where you're going man!" But the guy doesn't even wave out the window or nothing so I keeps on a going. As I drive on a little ways further, there's this guy speeding up behind me and this other guy coming at me from in front on a one-way road! So I honk my horn but they don't stop! They just keep a coming at me! So I jumped out of my car and get out of the way as the two hooligans wreck my car and their's along with it. It was the craziest thing I had ever seen! I go to check if the guys are okay, 'cuz after all we're all God's children and we've gotta look out for each other ya know? Anyhoo, I get to the wreck and there ain't no sign of nobody nowhere. So I try an' phone the police but my phone ain't workin' right! So I sigh and start walking, what else could I do? My phone was dead and nobody would stop to help me. I finally make it to some burger place and decide to use one of their phones, but when I get there, nobody around! I hollered to try an' get somebody over there to help me out but nobody came. I looked around outside and all I saw where those cars diving around but nobody actually walking around. One car stopped in the parking lot of the same building I was at and I thinks, "Thank God! Somebody actually came!" but when I goes over there, I see the car stop and shut off with nobody driving it! I got away from that place fast and ran to another fast-food restaurant to try to get some help but it was the same ol' story. Not a soul around! I decide to go use their phone myself but it worked just as well as my cell phone, eventually I gave up on calling somebody and poked around town till it was dark. I was real hungry now so I went to the closest restaurant to get a bite to eat. Nobody was there of course so I went ahead and took some food right out of the kitchen! I hope the chef don't mind that I did that, if there even was a chef anyways. (W.I.P)
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Uncontained
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is unable to be contained.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid shaped entity with long legs and arms severed at the elbow. Its skin is black and gray and it's eyes are completely white and angled downwards. Its mouth is 2 times as large as it should be when comparing it to humanoid proportions. It does not eat, drink, or sleep and cannot be impeded by any known methods.
SCP-XXXX can appear and disappear at will, normally choosing to appear just out of sight. SCP-XXXX will appear in the same area multiple times for 1 or 2 days. Once SCP-XXXX has manifested it will wait until it enters a person's field of view, if it is seen it will emit a hollow sounding scream with the intent of scaring its victim. The reason for this behavior as speculated by Dr. Davis, is that SCP-XXXX feeds off the fear of humans, though further testing will be required to confirm this hypothesis.
Note: "I have reason to believe this is so, as testing has shown, SCP-XXXX's brain activity always becomes more active when a subject experiences extreme fear." Dr. Davis.
SCP-XXXX has shown no signs of hostility towards humans aside from the startling incidents, and has never actively tried to harm anything. only becomes hostile if the subject shows no signs of fear. See Test Log SCP-XXXX A
Date: 6/20/20██
Subject: D-1375.
Time: 1:27 PM. D-1375 was drugged to the extent which he could no longer think straight and led around a certain area of the site in which SCP-XXXX had been reported to have been spotted.
Time: 3:46 PM. SCP-XXXX was located using an infrared device and D-1375 was placed in front of the door. The door was opened remotely and SCP-XXXX screamed at D-1375. No reaction from D-1375. A few minutes later, Dr. Davis arrived at the spot where D-1375 had been and found his corpse. D-1375 had many laceration wounds and traces of H2F[SbF6] left on his body.
Note: "It appears that SCP-XXXX will try to induce fear or pain into the victim by attacking them it cannot get it by any other means." Dr. Davis.
Dr. Steve's note on SCP-XXXX.
"I didn't know the thing existed until recently. Someone told me about this 'thing' they saw. Said it scared them half to death! I don't blame him, because within the next month I saw it while going to work. I got up at the usual 5:30 to go to work, I brushed my hair, I brushed my teeth, took a shower, I did everything as usual. That is until I got to the door. Right as I opened my front door this thing is looming over me! It opens its big mouth and screams in my face! I freaked out and fell on the floor, the thing disappeared and I sat there on the floor, letting my heart slow down and my life come back to me. After that I was much more cautious about opening doors and such, because if I ever get startled like that again, I might go to an early grave." Dr. Steve.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard empty cell with a window for observation. SCP-XXXX is not to be used unless permitted by a Level 3 personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a machine measuring approximately 50 centimeters in height, 70 in width, and 50 in length. SCP-XXXX has a keyboard located in the center of a steel frame surrounding a 3D printing tray. Above the keyboard is a screen displaying the words: "Input desired item." To the right of the keyboard is a slot for materials.
Once someone inputs the name of any object the screen will ask them to: "Input desired material." Once a material or object is placed in the corresponding slot, the screen will ask them to: "Input dimensions. (meters)" After this is completed the screen will display the words: "Printing. Please wait." The machine will then adjust its size to match the dimensions of the desired item and begin dispensing infinite amounts of the input material. This process will take approximately 2 hours per cubic meter.
There is currently no known material SCP-XXXX cannot utilize for this process, and no known size limit for the object created.
The printing process can be canceled via the ESC button located on the keyboard.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a locked container with vibration canceling mats covering the floor. SCP-XXXX is to be fed fresh raw meat at least once per day due to its strictly carnivorous diet. SCP-XXXX should also be pinned down tightly and completely by its arms, legs, neck, and body.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a tall humanoid creature measuring 2.5 meters, it has pale skin and no facial features or hair. SCP-XXXX seems to possess no rational thought and is ruled entirely by its instincts and hunger. SCP-XXXX cannot see and navigates by sensing the vibrations in the ground and the tastes in the air. SCP-XXXX has no feet and its legs end in two long sharp points, despite this, it can run at speeds up to 60 MPH. Its hands are more than twice the size that they would be had it normal human proportions. SCP-XXXX has a mouth that can open up on any part of its head that it chooses or would be most suitable to more easily consume its prey. (This has been disproven as of Test Log-SCP-XXXX_1) SCP-XXXX can easily break any of its bones that it wishes and reform them in a matter of seconds.
Test Log-SCP-XXXX: 06/06/20██
D-5673 is thrown into SCP-XXXX's chamber to test its abilities.D-5673: What is this? What's that thing? What's going on? Oh please don't let it near me!
Dr: ████: Release SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX's bonds are released.
D-5673: You're lettin' it out!? No! Please! Let me out! I don't wanna die yet!
SCP-XXXX perks up as it senses D-5673 and begins running towards him.
D-5673: No! Stop! Don't come any closer!
SCP-XXXX catches D-5673 and opens its mouth on the back of its head. SCP-XXXX tries to turn its head around to reach D-5673. Unable to reach him by regularly turning its head, SCP-XXXX violently breaks its neck by rotating its head a full 180 degrees and begins to [REDACTED] D-5673.
Note: "It seems that SCP-XXXX doesn't open its mouth on the part of its head closest to its victim, but does it rather randomly. That, or it just likes to show off." Dr.████.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell, and to be given what is requested if reasonable to reduce probability of a breach. There are currently no known methods of keeping SCP-4983 permanently contained, and must at all times be equipped with a tracking collar and radio monitor.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a young male showing to be approximately 17 years of age, yet still behaves much like a young child. SCP-4983 states that it is under 10 years old and has stuck to this statement for the 5 years of its containment.
SCP-XXXX while completely impervious to illness and bodily harm, still ages at the regular rate of a human. SCP-XXXX has escaped containment on multiple occasions due to its ability to move to areas up to ██km away. When moving, personnel become seemingly distracted and lose sight of SCP-XXXX enabling it to pass through even heavily guarded areas. It can also completely bypass most security systems and even locked doors.
SCP-XXXX has also been reported to move objects or entities of considerable weight to any location within its radius of movement. SCP-XXXX has also been able to interact with many other SCP items of either hostile or passive nature with seemingly no reaction. For more information, see Test Log-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX has also been known to cause various 'accidents' of varying degrees, such as: Destruction of buildings or other objects, starting of fires, and even small containment breaches. See Incident Log-XXXX.
(W.I.P)
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is held in a locked case somewhere in the basement for the time being and shall remain there until someone's brave enough to move it.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an ordinary white ceramic plate with no notable features. SCP-XXXX's anomalous trait its ability to strike fear into the hearts of any and all who look at it. Any person who has seen SCP-XXXX will immediately be very aware of its presence and usually glance at it to be sure it is still there. It has also been observed that any person who looks at SCP-XXXX will mutter "The Plate" in a fearful tone. The reason for this is still unknown.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held in a standard humanoid containment chamber with very limited human interaction. Sound devices in SCP-XXXX's containment chamber are to be turned off unless otherwise permitted by a Level 3 researcher or higher.
Description: SCP-XXXX (formerly known as D-5731) is a 32 year old man with brown hair and beard. SCP-XXXX was discovered by the MTF after a containment breach of Site-██ on December 22, 20██. SCP-XXXX was originally designated for termination but managed to escape this by spreading its contagious laugh, as stated by Dr.█████, "We decided not to terminate him because we found out that he was able to cause even our most stern agents to burst out laughing, and if getting Agent Bracks to laugh isn't an anomaly, I don't know what is."
SCP-XXXX can make people laugh by telling them jokes or by standard communication. SCP-XXXX finds almost everything extremely funny except the idea of its own death. (See Interview Log-SCP-XXXX 2) When SCP-XXXX causes anyone to laugh they will begin to find more things funny, if this continues, they may even find the concept of reality and life hilarious and laugh themselves to death. (See Interview Log-SCP-XXXX 1)
Interview Log-SCP-XXXX 1: 01/07/20██
<Begin Log>Dr. Seward: "Hello, SCP-XXXX, how do you feel?"
SCP-XXXX: "With my fingers, doctor! Ha ha! Get it?"
Dr. Seward: "Yes… Very nice… Now what is your mood?"
SCP-XXXX: "Pfft! Ha ha ha ha!"
Dr. Seward: "I'm afraid I don't see what's so funny."
SCP-XXXX: "Of course you can't see it! You can't see words! Well… Maybe you can, see-word."
Dr. Seward: "Heh. I suppose that's true."
SCP-XXXX: "Ooh! You went, 'heh' that means you think I'm funny, right?"
Dr. Seward: "No. I think you're SCP-XXXX."
Both: "Bwaa ha ha haa!"
Dr. Seward: "Ahem… Heh heh… Ooh boy… Now, where were we? Heh heh…"
SCP-XXXX: "In my containment chamber not 5 minutes ago!"
Dr. Seward: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh that's a good one! You know what else is funny?"
SCP-XXXX: "What?"
Dr. Seward: "Your mom!"
Both: "HA HA HA HA HAA!"
SCP-XXXX: "And and you know what ELSE is funny?"
Dr. Seward: "Ha ha! What?"
SCP-XXXX: "Wait for it…"
SCP-XXXX: "Onions."
Dr. Seward: "BWAA HA HA HA HA!"
SCP-XXXX: "Actually! Everything is funny!"
Dr. Seward: "You're right! HAA HA HA HA HA! AAH HA HA! OOH HOO HOO HOO! Heh heh heh… heh… heh… he… hu… cough…"
Dr. Seward collapses on the floor.
SCP-XXXX: "He died. HA HA HA HAA!"
Guards enter the room and restrain SCP-XXXX as well as tend to Dr. Seward.
Guard #1: "Is he?"
Guard #2: "Yeah… He's dead."
<End Log>
Interview Log-SCP-XXXX 1: 01/07/20██
<Begin Log>Dr. Steve: "Hello SCP-XXXX. How do you feel?"
SCP-XXXX: "With my-"
Dr. Steve: "Yes yes, with your fingers, so I've heard. You aren't getting to me so easily THIS time."
SCP-XXXX: "Nope."
Dr. Steve: "Oh? So you agree?"
SCP-XXXX: "Yup. This time there's a whole table between us. Crossing that would be difficult."
Dr. Steve: "Hmm. Almost got me."
SCP-XXXX: "Are you an egg? Because that was over easy!"
Dr. Steve: "Ha! No, I'm not an egg, but I am egg-cillent!"
SCP-XXXX: "Oh doctor I knew you'd come around!"
Dr. Steve: "I haven't though. I'm still across the table!"
SCP-XXXX: "Ha ha! So true!"
Dr. Steve: "Ha ha ha! Anyway, I just wanted to tell you you're designated for termination!"
SCP-XXXX: Stops smiling and looks very stern. "You mean you'll kill me, doctor?"
Dr. Steve: "Hee hee! Yes!"
SCP-XXXX: "Why are you laughing? That's not very funny! Besides, how will you be entertained if I'm not telling jokes?"
Dr. Steve: Begins laughing hysterically. "Well, I suppose it's because I find the idea of you dying rather, oh, amusing." Dr. Steve begins laughing like a maniac as SCP-XXXX is taken out of the room.
Dr. Steve: "See you on the other side! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
<End Log>
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be put in a straight jacket and contained in a standard humanoid containment cell with reinforced steel walls. Outside SCP-XXXX's cell is to be a large room outfitted with turrets, tasers, and heavy locked doors blocking the exit. SCP-XXXX is to be monitored very closely in case of the emergence of a new anomalous ability. Inside the chamber, there must be at least four (4) guns trained on SCP-XXXX at all times loaded with non-lethal sleep-inducing projectiles.
Note: SCP-XXXX's containment chamber requires the cooperation of two seperate personnel to unlock and open it, following the events of Incident SCP-XXXX-A-04-13-21.
Any personnel attempting to enter SCP-XXXX's containment chamber must first receive permission from two Level 4 foundation personnel. (one male and one female) See Addendum SCP-XXXX-A-04-13-21. When entering the cell, any personnel must also be escorted by a minimum of five guards, equipped with guns using non-lethal sleep-inducing projectiles.
In the event that SCP-XXXX attempts to breach or use one of its anomalous abilities without being ordered by at least two level 4 foundation staff, (one male and one female) then the turrets in its cell are to be fired and amnestics are to be administered to SCP-XXXX as soon as possible.
If the methods listed above fail, recontaining SCP-XXXX should be considered top priority and should be carried out by any means necessary. If recontaining SCP-XXXX is not possible, it should be terminated as soon as possible to prevent any other containment breaches in the site.
Description: SCP-XXXX, formerly known as D-5731 or Brahms Flaggstonne, is a 26-year old caucasian male with black hair and yellow eyes. SCP-XXXX has the ability to gain various anomalous abilities by sleeping. SCP-XXXX itself has stated that these abilities are ones that it had dreamed of while it was asleep and was then able to use upon waking up via the same methods as needed in the previous dream.
SCP-XXXX is only able to retain one anomalous ability at a time and will lose it's ability once it is no longer conscious. It will also lose its ability if it forgets its dream, either by forgetting on its own or by being given amnestics.
SCP-XXXX was discovered on ██/██/████ when one of the foundation guards went to the Class-D block to retrieve a subject. Upon opening the cell door to one of the D-Class cells, they discovered two Class-D personnel inside. Upon further investigation they found that D-5731 had somehow managed to pass through the wall of his cell and into the next cell over. Following this event, subject D-5731 was designated SCP-XXXX after approval by the O5 council.
"After reviewing what has transpired, it is obvious to us that subject D-5731 should be designated an SCP object. Further research should be done to determine its classification."
- O5.
Incident Log SCP-XXXX-A-04-13-21: 04/13/2021
At approximately 3:54 PM on 04/13/2021, SCP-XXXX managed to breach containment by having the cell doors opened by Dr. ██████ who was, at the time, monitoring SCP-XXXX. Fortunately, SCP-XXXX was able to be incapacitated by one of the on-site Guards, Agent C████, and was recontained within the first 30 minutes of breaching. After being questioned, Dr. ██████ claimed that he was unable to control his own actions until SCP-XXXX left his containment chamber.
"It was like my body wasn't even my own anymore. I remember SCP-XXXX reaching out his hand, as though he wanted to reach me through the security camera. Then, my body began moving on its own, and I opened his containment chamber and disabled the the security systems. It wasn't my fault, I'm sure that it was SCP-XXXX that made me do those things, I would never have done that in my right mind." Dr. ██████.
After thorough questioning, it as revealed that SCP-XXXX was using mind control to force Dr. ██████ to let it out of containment and to stop the guards from preventing it from escaping. According to SCP-XXXX the reason that it could not stop Agent C████ from preventing its escape was because its current ability allowed it to control only all human males within a 35 meter radius.
<End Log>
Interview Log SCP-XXXX - 02/19/20██
Interviewer: Dr. Steve
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX is securely strapped to a chair with two guards standing beside it, holding it at gunpoint.
Dr. Steve enters and sits down across the table from SCP-XXXX.
Dr. Steve: Hello SCP-XXXX, I'm Dr. Steve, I'm here to ask you a few questions. Shall we begin?
SCP-XXXX: Brahms.
Dr. Steve: Excuse me?
SCP-XXXX: (Sighs heavily) My name is Brahms, Brahms Flaggstonne, not PVC whatever number.
Dr. Steve: Um… It's actually SCP, but-
SCP-XXXX: Okay, SCP whatever. Just call me Brahms, Mr. Flaggstonne, or whatever else, just so long as it's a name. I've got enough pride not to be slated with some stupid numerical designation.
Dr. Steve: Yes, yes, of course. Now, Mr. Brahms Flaggstonne, I'd like to ask you a few questions regarding your anomalous abilities. First, do you remember when this anomalous ability first surfaced?
SCP-XXXX: The first time, huh? Not really. Just showed up sometime during my time in the first place you had me kept, you know, before I was moved to that big atrocity I'm trapped in now.
Dr. Steve: Right, I see. Now then, do you know how you gained this ability?
SCP-XXXX: Are you kidding? Not even. I can't even remember when it happened but now you're asking how? Why do you think I would know that, given my answer to the previous question?
Dr. Steve: Please try to stay on subject, SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: I told you, it's Brahms.
Dr. Steve: Excuse me, Brahms. Please try to stay on subject, Mr. Brahms.
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, yeah. Look, can we hurry this up? Being tied to this chair is really uncomfortable.
Dr. Steve: Yes, of course. About your abilities, is there any way of predicting what ability you might have a few days in advance?
SCP-XXXX: No. There's no way you could know, and there's no way I could know. I find out what it is when I have the dream and not a minute before. And besides, even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you. I can see exactly what you'd do with that information, doctor, you and everyone else in the confounded institution! Needless to say it would be more hell for me, doctor, and I don't think I can put up with any more hell.
Dr. Steve: I see, thank you for your time, you may return to your chamber.
Dr. Steve leaves the room and the guards lead SCP-XXXX back to its containment chamber.
<End Log>
Interviewer's Note: "It seems that SCP-XXXX doesn't like to answer my questions. And, even when it does, it uses it as an excuse to throw around its objective criticism, how annoying. I wish there were someone else who could do these interviews for me, it's downright insufferable to talk to." ~ Dr. Steve.
Addendum SCP-XXXX-A-04-13-21: Following the events of Incident SCP-XXXX-A-04-13-21, it was decided that SCP-XXXX should be monitored by two Level 4 researchers, one male and on female, in case a similar anomalous ability should surface.
