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Cross test is approved.
More permanent containment
Is right about here
A simple rice bowl
Contains 2673
Trapping it in verse
A bit tricky though
Referring to 931
While keeping trap up
Did that last haiku
Name 2673 too
Along with rice bowl?
Repetition breach
2673 adapts
Too many haikus
That last cross-test might
Have caused a containment breach
Rectifying now
Tangled with haikus
Further adaption pending
Easing it out now
Using a rice bowl
To contain an anomaly
But it found a hole
That’s it’s toughest quality
To put on repeat
Trapped in all of the haikus
To make sure it is beat
We thought we won’t lose
But 2673
Had some lessons to teach
It found it’s way free
And caused a breach!
But we know it well
Know how to contain
It finds haikus swell
But sonnets will strain
To break out it may choose
Something that it’s apt
But there’s no more haikus
We’re sorry, you’re trapped!
Keep it in confusion
So these sonnets won’t stick
Let make another fusion
And try a limerick!
Though haikus and sonnets we strode
To find limericks on the poetry rode
Limericks are real great
Blocking 2673's hate
For this poem is also an ode
While this has been some entertainment
The objective is reaching attainment
Finish with acrostics
Is our diagnostic
Then the subject is back in containment!
Having trapped 2673 in poems no doubt
A place that it’ll never get out
I’m finding more poems to say
Keeping the nightmare away
Under this one it’ll never adapt
So that 2673 will always be trapped!
Putting the rice bowl
Back into containment now
More cross-tests on hold
Item #: SCP-1313
Object Class: Keter
Proposed Neutralization Method: Ursus arctos are to be introduced to the SCP-𝕐 anomaly in order to prevent their manifestation via SCP-1313.
Result of Neutralization Attempt: Grizzly bears are successfully rendered non-existent, causing SCP-1313 to become inert. However, the sudden non-existence of extent Grizzly bears is noticed around the world, primarily in those residing in zoos, resulting in a large amount of attention being focused on the lack of Grizzly Bears. This in turn results in [REDACTED].
"The moral of the story:" Never divide by 0, never divide by 𝕐, and certainly never divide by bear.
Item #: SCP-2006
Object Class: Keter
Proposed Neutralization Method: SCP-2913 is to be introduced to SCP-2006, with SCP-2913 having been instructed beforehand to act 'terrifying'. Attending staff are to then act as if SCP-2913 is extremely scary. Staff are to ignore all attempts to scare them by SCP-2006, claiming that it is 'not scary at all, compared to (SCP-2913)', prompting SCP-2006 to turn into a severed hand similar to SCP-2913. SCP-2006 is then to be immediately fed to SCP-101, which is to be positioned nearby beforehand.
Result of Neutralization Attempt: While the neutralization attempt initially appears to be successful, 72 hours after the conclusion of the attempt SCP-2006 is observed to climb out of SCP-101 in the form of a swarm of flies. SCP-2006 then proceeds to claim it has seen 'some new, super-scary stuff' before turning into what is believed to be an intestinal worm. Said worm is over 10km in length, destroying the site in the process of transformation and attempting to approach and 'scare' several nearby towns in its new form. The containment breach resulted in a large number of casualties and a massive breach in secrecy. SCP-2006 was eventually recontained thanks to the combined efforts of the Foundation and the GOC in a full scale military effort, however the event made global news and required excessive amnestic dosing along with the production of a low-quality horror film to cover up.
"The moral of the story:" 4/5 stars, would watch again.
Item #: SCP-3033
Object Class: Keter
Proposed Neutralization Method: PoI-7701 is to be shown SCP-2140, thereby retroactively preventing her recruitment into the Chaos Insurgency and the subsequent creation of SCP-3033.
Result of Neutralization Attempt: Following the defection of Senior researcher Madison Craggs to the Chaos Insurgency, largely advanced SCP-3033 instances are created, based off of designs reverse-engineered from several anomalies and large amounts of sensitive data which were taken from the Foundation when Craggs defected. Interviews with captured instances have revealed that they are in state of constant pain and despair due to their positions, but are unable to conceptualize any harmful actions against Craggs or the Chaos Insurgency as a whole.
"The moral of the story:" At heart, she's a wicked woman.
Item #: SCP-3453
Object Class: Keter
Proposed Neutralization Method: Via use of conceptual engineering, a standard containment chamber is to conceptually linked to the concepts of 'Reality' and 'SCP-3453's containment'. SCP-3453 is then to be placed inside this containment chamber, in an attempt to initiate a permanent repeat of the results of Containment Strategy 3453.121.
Result of Neutralization Attempt: SCP-3453 immediately escapes from the containment chamber. As the concept of reality has been now been associated with 'failure', via the failure of SCP-3453's containment, reality itself begins to destabilize. This effect is further re-enforced by continued failed attempts at containing SCP-3453, eventually culminating in a ZK-Class 'Reality Failure' Scenario.
"The moral of the story:" If your reality is loose, beware the juice.
Item #: SCP-4946
Object Class: Keter/Thaumiel
Proposed Neutralization Method: Sunny Skies Analytics are to report a number of dysentery cases significantly higher that the number in the Fibonacci Sequence for the corresponding day, in an attempt to forcefully neutralize the probabilistic anomaly.
Result of Neutralization Attempt: Several governmental institutions notice the gross over exaggeration of dysentery cases and revoke Sunny Skies Analytics' qualifications for official reports of dysentery cases. As such, all produced dysentery reports are illegitimized, with other Foundation front companies unable to report the requisite amount due to a temporary ban preventing reports of non-verifiable illnesses. The entire population of the earth is then killed off via the unexpected activation of a dormant strain of mutated airborne dysentery manufactured by SCP-353 and accidently spread globally in a previous activation of the Ennui protocol due to several of the DR-01 instances being infected. Several Foundation AI's register these deaths independently, leading to a total number of reported dysentery cases equivalent to the corresponding Fibonacci number. SCP-4946 is considered neutralized the next day due to a complete lack of dysentery reports.
"The moral of the story:" Rounding up can only get you so far, so don't sh█t yourself over it.
| SCP-1609 - A pile of splinters and other assorted materials with the ability to teleport. This anomaly was created following a failed attempt to neutralize a teleporting chair by the Global Occult Coalition and therefore acts extremely aggressive towards people it believes to be associated with them. | SCP-2305 - A sheaf of US Letter papers that produces neutralization proposals for Euclid and Keter-class anomalies on a weekly basis. These neutralization proposals invariably detail the failure of the neutralization method, usually backfiring with great cost to the Foundation and the world at large. | SCP-2305 has been placed in close proximity to SCP-1609 and has been noted to primarily produce neutralization reports pertaining to anomalies associated with the GOC, with the neutralizations backfiring on the GOC specifically.Documents pertaining to SCP-1609, the circumstances of its recovery and further attempts to neutralize it have been noted on multiple occasions.. This has been posited as a form of self-defense, as these proposals have had the effect of pacifying SCP-1609. Proposals to supply the GOC with newly generated SCP-2305 files are under consideration, due to potential future incidents that could be avoided. - U. Fly |
| SCP-396 - A chair that displaces itself and another chair on earth at random intervals. | SCP-396 - A chair that displaces itself and another chair on earth at random intervals. | Both chairs continually displace each other. As the chairs are identical, this has made it extremely difficult to tell which chair is which at any given time and almost impossible to differentiate between them. - U. Fly |
| SCP-3808 - A bacon cheeseburger located 1.33 meters above the ground in the middle of a forest. Any person who sees SCP-3808 or is exposed to a substantial amount of knowledge about it will become obsessed with justifying its existence and presence in its current location. | SCP-4052 - A large group of humanoid entities with heads that appear as uncut loaves of white bread, occupying the town of Sandwich, Illinois, USA. These entities claim to be dedicated to protecting against sandwich-based dangers and react aggressively towards the presence of objects that can be described using the word 'sandwich'. | As a bacon cheeseburger is composed of objects between two slices of bread, it can be described as a 'sandwich'. Upon SCP-4052 being informed of SCP-3808, several SCP-4052 instances were deployed to SCP-3808's location and have fortified the surrounding area, declaring the anomaly a 'dangerous tear in the sandwichtime continuum'. All further inquires have been met with the presentation of a highly esoteric equation about the nature of 'sandwichtime' that fully abates the effects of SCP-3808, likely due a successful justification of its presence.- U. Fly |
| SCP-939 - A species of pack predators that begins life as human children and are capable of mimicking the voices of its victims. Instances excrete a chemical compound that acts as both an amnestic and a 'lure' to SCP-939 nests in the wild. | SCP-1076 - Creatures that take the forms of human children and integrate themselves into pre-existing families when they are discovered. Instances emit an effect that causes the parents of the family to focus their attention on it, neglecting the needs of both their other children and themselves in order to provide for it. Children in families are immune to SCP-1076's effects. | Several instances of SCP-1076 have been adopted into families housing SCP-939 instances. While the SCP-1076 instances attempt to control the attention of the parents, this is partly disrupted by the amnestic compound secreted by the SCP-939 instances, leading the parents attention to be variably split between the two. Encounters typically end with the either SCP-939 instance dying of malnutrition or killing the SCP-1076 instance upon mutation. SCP-1076 instances that survive are typically lead to SCP-939 nests, in which they are killed by juvenile SCP-939 instances following massive infighting between SCP-939 parent, who perceive each others as threats to the SCP-1076 instances wellbeing.- U. Fly |
| SCP-1737 - A male humanoid entity that appears in sporting events as a replacement referee in cases where the regular referee is unable to attend. Manifestations typically result in several players suffering potentially life-threatening injuries before being transformed into hybrid creatures during transportation to the hospital. | REE-1953.Recurring extranormal event - The annual Deer/ICSUT rugby game. Anomalous incidents frequently occur during games as a result of anomalous 'pranks' preformed by both the teams and spectators. Pranks occasionally cause wide-scale disruptions in the Three Portlands. | SCP-1737 has been recruited and bound by both Deer college and the ICSUT as the regular referee for the annual rugby game. SCP-1737's usual pattern of behavior has been disrupted as a result, due to the frequent interruptions of games by 'pranks'. Additionally the presence of an anomalous and actively malicious referee has discouraged members of either Deer or ICSUT from preforming pranks of a widespread nature, instead choosing pranks which actively annoy and confuse SCP-1737. - U. Fly |
| SCP-5422 - A mass of intangible objects, the majority of which are either living or dead humans, located at the approximate gravitational center of the earth. This anomaly is continually added to as a result of various unrelated anomalous sources causing intangibility in human subjects. | SCP-3805 - A gestating embryonic entity located at the core of what were considered the geological layers of the Earth. This entity passively creates dimensional rifts from which emerge various entities the neutralize threats that have the potential to penetrate below the asthenosphere and damage SCP-3805. Any further significant growth of SCP-3805 is projected to cause an K-class scenario resulting in complete planetary destruction. | Upon 'attuning' SCP-3805 to SCP-5422's presence via thaumaturgical engineering, SCP-5422 was expelled from SCP-3805 via a SCP-3805-1 instance. Additional SCP-3805-1 instances now appear at any scenario likely to result in the formation of an SCP-5422-1 instance, with the entities emerging from the rifts generally taking the form of warning signs, following the successful repulsion of emerging hostile entities by members of anomalous communities. This has largely prevented the reformation of SCP-5422 and the energy required for the continual use of SCP-3805-1 rifts has largely stagnated SCP-3805's growth, although SCP-3805-1 instances still appear to protect SCP-3805 from non-intangible threats.- U. Fly |
| SCP-3856 - A probabilistic anomaly affecting all iterations of Foundation Researcher Samuel Lloyd across all known multi-universal iterations of the Foundation. This probablistic anomaly causes any iteration of Research Lloyd to cease brain activity after the elimination of every other human fro the universe in which they reside. This has the effect of causing or hastening K-class scenarios in cases where Lloyd would be killed before this event. | SCP-3477 - A collection of anomalous humanoids, each claiming to be the 17th Prime Minister of Australia Harold Holt, of which 34 instances have been discovered. All instances of SCP-3477 have gained some form of immortality or significantly extended lifespan. | As the death of Researcher Lloyd would also entail the deaths of all instances of SCP-3477, the SCP-3477 have mutually agreed to protect all versions Researcher Lloyd currently residing in our universe and assist them in achieving immortality. Any further instances of Researcher Lloyd that enter this universe are to be introduced to the SCP-3477 instances to continue this process, as new iterations of SCP-3477 appear to introduce new methods of immortality. - U. Fly |
| SCP-2557 - A Holding of Envelope Logistics®, a company that helps customers invest in abstract concepts. | SCP-4853(1) - A metaphysical concept(3) with a high degree of informational inertia(4). Attempts to communicate this concept have proven to be very expensive. | Following attempts by Envelope Logistics® to buy and invest in SCP-4853, large-scale economic loss has occurred across the company. This has forced Envelope Logistics® to sell several concepts to recover from losses, including SCP-2557, making containment possible. Monitoring of SCP-4853 via the Envelope Logistics® company database has eased the budgetary impact of SCP-4853 research considerably. - U. Fly |
| SCP-2200 - A series of interrelated anomalous phenomena involving a sword (SCP-2200-1) and the person it is currently bonded to (SCP-2200-2). People killed by the host with the sword are reborn as immortal humanoids made out of a silver-based alloy (SCP-2200-3) contained within a 50km2 area of land (SCP-2200-4). This commonly occurs due to fear of death universally possessed by all hosts. | SCP-3806 - A series of mausoleums that serve as phone booths. These booths connect to an entity claiming to be a representative for the "Hall of Grandos" an organization that claims to specialize in transporting souls to various afterlives. | Following exposure of the current SCP-2200-2 instance to SCP-3806, SCP-2200 has been hired as a subcontractor by the "Halls of Grandos". SCP-2200-1 now appears to possess the ability to send a person directly to a specific afterlife, with SCP-2200-2 becoming significantly more stable following them the knowledge of the various afterlives. SCP-2200-3 is in use as a transit area for various souls, with all extent SCP-2200-4 instances being offered standard SCP-3806 services. Both of these anomalies have since been integrated into the SCP-3461 program.- U. Fly |
| SCP-1735 - Three semi-corporal humanoid entities with potent ontokinetic control over their surroundings. These entities are currently using their abilities to carry out a series of experiments on the inhabitants of Foundation Area-37. | SCP-3107 - A marble that plays a variable amount of chimes in response to certain stimuli. This marble produces an effect that promotes curiosity regarding it in individuals inclined towards experimentation. | SCP-3107 was introduced to Area-37. All human testing by SCP-1765 has since ceased and all people within Area-37 were able to leave freely. For a full record of all documentation produced, access the designated server farms. - U. Fly |
| SCP-5128 - The hypothetical source of all anomalies. | SCP-001-WJS - Normalcy, as defined by the 05 council. | We have no control, and yet we do. All is right - U. Fly |
| SCP-1191 - A willow tree branch that has only ever been interacted with by D-class with a history of violent crime. Following interaction, said D-class claim to possess memories of an alternate timeline where a violent crime they committed had not occurred. | SCP-2140 - A series of symbols that have only ever been viewed by Foundation personnel with a clearance of lever 2/2140 or higher. No major effects on people who have viewed it have been observed although several have reported vague dreams of alternate timelines. | SCP-2140 was carved into SCP-1191 by a level 1 Foundation employee. All people who have since interacted with SCP-1191, all of whom possess varying status and personal histories, claim to have memories of a varying number of alternate timelines, typically two or three. In all cases, they have professed loyalty to the Foundation and shown increased skill in combat. SCP-2140's functioning appears to be unchanged. - U. Fly |
| SCP-3033 - A type of unit used by the Chaos insurgency, consisting of a human with extensive brain implants and a person who controls their actions remotely through a brain-computer interface. Those controlled are typically unwilling participants. | SCP-4742 - A 1.5 m tall plastic statue of the character Doraemon from the Japanese franchise of the same name that produces 100 loaves of dorayaki. A type of Japanese pancake filled with red bean paste. per day. | SCP-3033 instances that consume the dorayaki produced by SCP-4742 have been found to have had all implants completely removed. Additionally, all attacks by the Chaos Insurgency on Foundation sites in which SCP-4742 previously or currently resides have completely failed, for unknown reasons.. Boil the circuitry in hate for eternity. Grind up the tortures and add in 100g of liberation. Serve to those in need of freedom. Enjoy. - U. Fly |
| SCP-2629 - An abandoned indoor paintball arena inhabited by five Class III Incorporeal Humanoid Entities. If these entities are not beaten in a game of "Capture the Flag" paintball every day, they will manifest at Site-19 and proceed to spray personnel and equipment with paintballs. | SCP-4624 - An anomalous humanoid that occasionally manifests at mandatory staff and security meetings conducted at Site-19. SCP-4624 will proceed to pull all attendees into a pocket universe where they will be forced to participate in a form of team building exercise to increase workplace synergy. | All further SCP-2629 manifestations at Site-19 have been immediately halted by SCP-4624. In these events, SCP-4624 accuses the SCP-2629 entities of disrupting the workplace environment before proceeding to abduct them into his pocket universe, to perform an unknown activity. The SCP-2629 entities have been relatively subdued and lackluster following these events, and therefore significantly easier to beat at paintball. Since the beginning of this cycle of events, SCP-4624 has become manifesting more infrequently and appearing covered in paintballs, with any mention of paintball during its manifestations resulting in SCP-4624 leaving. - U. Fly |
| SCP-2293 - A phenomena in which media within a given area are altered to include the line “Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.”. | SCP-4070 - A phenomena where autonomous vehicles spontaneously attempt to travel towards, and presumably strike, SCP-4070-A (Stephen King). | SCP-2293 has been successfully 'lured' towards 'targeting' vehicles effected by SCP-4070 due to how their navigation systems as a source of media are in opposition to Stephen King. Whenever SCP-2293 effects a SCP-4070 effected vehicles, it 'convinces' the vehicles that they have already succeeded in hitting Stephen King, leading to the cessation of anomalous activity in the vehicles. Due to the rise in the popularity of autonomous vehicles and the numerous media sources contained within one, SCP-2293 has not spread to any other section of media during manifestations.- U. Fly |
| SCP-974 - A carnivorous creature that resembles a human child and possesses great strength and stamina. Instances prey on prepubescent human children and upon consuming them will go into a 'hibernation' state in which they take the form of the child they have consumed. | SCP-1357 - A theme park that manifests humanoid entities taking the form of both employees and customers when entered by a family with a child and tickets. These entities will attempt to separate children from their parents, keeping them until their transformation into further SCP-1357 entities. | A SCP-974 instance was brought into SCP-1357 during its hibernation stage and was subsequently separated from its 'parents'. SCP-1357 has since become inactive, with inquires on the phone and online claiming they are 'closed due to safety issues'. Tickets continue to be distributed but most commonly appear in places near other SCP-974 instances, containing phrasing that suggests that children vacate the area. Tracking of these tickets has allowed the location and termination of numerous other SCP-974 instances.- U. Fly |
| SCP-4262 - A phenomena in which Olympic Gold medalists are forced to participate in a torch-carrying competition against the native flora on a planet to which they are instantaneously transported. Should they lose. It should be noted that a failure of the anomaly to manifest, primarily due to the Olympic games being carried out, counts as an immediate forfeit and loss. repeatedly, a XK-class scenario caused by the manifestation of a powerful humanoid on earth would ensue. This humanoid has thus far been seen assisting the flora, who are believed to communicate with a hive-mind. | SCP-3750 - A white chess king that offers telepathic advice to players using it in a 'board game', including abstract representations of real-life situations. Advice given by SCP-3750 is consistently poor and short-sighted. | SCP-3750 was given to the SCP-4262 flora after being placed on a map of the game area. SCP-3750's telepathic instructions appear to disrupt the flora's hive-mind and the poor advice given has lead to their consistent defeat by Foundation/GOC teams. Large amounts of flora have been exterminated and the humanoid has only been observed at a distance.- U. Fly |
| SCP-309-J - Opps, I accidentally posted this. | SCP-___-J - A rock that makes you procrastinate. | I'll delete this later. - U. Fly |
| SCP-3309 - A phenomenon in which catalogued anomalies spontaneously disappear, along with all associated documentation. This phenomenon typically targets anomalies with poorly-written files. | SCP-5667 - An anomaly detailed in a document found following the disappearance of a RAISA employee. SCP-5667 remembers being born. | All things were born and will one day fade. Make your story worthwhile, if you are to be remembered.- U. Fly |
Note: 17/06/2020
Due to a system malfunction I seem to have been given full access to all files tagged as 'infohazard', 'memetic' and 'cognitohazard'. The system also automatically provided me with a visual cognitohazard that implanted all of the information in my brain. As I don't work with infohazards, memetics or cognitohazards I felt it was best to report this issue. As my secoundary school physics teacher Mr. REDACTED used to say, "Please don't spread these".
On an unrelated note, the SCP-2414 slot appears to contain a non-anomalous object. You should probably fix that.
- Mark ████████
Note: 01/07/2021
Hey again Mark,
Thanks for resolving the clearance issue. The informative visual cognitohazards still keep showing up though, so you can probably stop those. I already know all the information, it's just taking my mind a while to comprehend it all, due to the fact that fish minds are very limited.
Unfortunately, when you restricted my access you also appear to have prohibited me from editing the SCP-1603 file, which is missing the very important detail that I was the one that murdered █████ ███████. While it may seem like I might not have been able to commit the crime due to my lack of arms, I have very distinct memories of murdering him with the assistance of a cardboard cutout. If you could re-estate my editing privileges for the file or add those details yourself that would be fine, though I understand if this is delayed somewhat due to you being a fish.
- A Fish (Who is not Mark, as Mark is not a fish.).
Note: 23/07/2021
"Hello again Mark/Fish," said the toaster standing at the booth. "I was attempting to to get make to you about details regarding the reproductive methods of bony fish (such as you being one) but incidentally made a typo in linking to the file. This appears to have inadvertently summoned a narrative based entity to my vicinity which is altering my files."
"Additionally, the entity seems to have been affected by some of the memetic information that is now re-inserting itself into my computer" the toaster continued as they tried to ignore the large-bull like creature in the booth. "It seems to have fixated on an obscure American political party and is promoting them like crazy."
"While I agree with the party's values and goals, I find the fact that an anomaly is promoting them quite distracting," the toaster explained as they politely excused themselves from the booth. "If you could help remove the entity we could discuss both bony fish and politics in piece."
"- A Toaster (Who is no longer a fish, due to the risk of electrocution)."
Note: 30/07/2021
Hello again Fish (You're not a toaster, I am a toaster, you're a fish),
While the politics and bread offer is appealing, we have far more urgent matters to discuss.
It has recently come to my attention from the continuous informative visual cognitohazards that an Eldritch entity is currently in the custody of the foundation, that has against all reason, not been terminated. As you know, nuclear weapons are an appropriate response to such threats, and have been shown to be especially effective against Eldritch entities. As such, I am making an official request for the detonation codes of the warhead at the site the entity is located at. I would have gotten to this sooner, but it took a while for my host's brain to comprehend the concept of 'celebrating your brother's birthday on Halloween', given the amount of other information that is being implanted in my host's mind.
If necessary, please send this message to your superiors in order to obtain the codes, including the information of the concept I am currently taking the form of.
- Mr P






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