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Item #: SCP-5146
Object Class: Pain in the ass Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Under no circumstances should SCP-5416 be ejected from SCP-5416-1. 5416-1 is not to be moved from it's current position on the top right shelf of SCP-5416-2, exactly 30.48 cm from the right edge, nor unplugged from it's designated grounded 120 volt outlet. Class-D personnel [potential scp-5416-3] are to periodically enter the room containing aforementioned SCP(s) and inspect 5416-1 to make sure that it is in fact exactly 30.48 cm from the right side of it's shelf on 5416-2, and plugged in to said outlet. In the event that skin contact is made [SCP-5416-3] with SCP-5416-1, immediately close and lock the door, power on SCP-4516 and proceed to play SCP-5416 from the beginning, to the end, finishing with 100% progress, and then wipe the save. Upon completion, exit to the main menu, and wipe your save. Then, exit the room. If the directions for skin contact with 5416-1 are not followed, death will occur within 10 minutes of touching it.
NOTE: Attention Class-D personnel, be sure to put on a pair of gloves from the storage room across the hall before handling SCP-5416-1, or any of it's components. DO NOT poke or tear, or otherwise alter the fingertips of any of the gloves in there, it is not funny, and will result in termination.
Description: SCP-5416 appears to be an ordinary copy of the popular Bethesda game, "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim". There is nothing out of the ordinary with the disc, which made the initial classification of "SCP" onto this object nearly non-existent. SCP-5416-1 is an Xbox One manufactured in 2018, and it appears to have a cracked eject button, from apparent attempted forced ejection of a game disc by an angry gamer. SCP-5416-2 is an Ikea-brand tv stand, with four compartments, SCP-5416-1 being located in the top right compartment. SCP-5416-3 refers to anyone who makes skin contact with the console, and properly follows the directions following an event of exposure to 5416-1 with one's skin.
Discovery: SCP-5416 was merely a 'secret Santa' gift for the recreation room down on floor 2. The
