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A depiction of SCP-9999-A as drawn by [Redacted]
Item #: SCP-9999-A
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9999-A is to be kept within the radius of at least 2 Scranton Reality Anchors, which are to be checked regularly, as well as within 6 meters of SCP-9999-B. The holding cell for SCP-9999-A and by extension SCP-9999-B must be constructed of no less than 6 layers of hardened plate steel with at minimum of one 1/2cm layer of telekill alloy reinforcement as close to interior of the enclosure. The Interior must not be less than 5x5x5 meters to ensure SCP-9999-A be in constant exposure of SCP-9999-B. The maintaining of the cell must be done in constant cycled layers depending on SCP-9999-A's temperament, with scheduled maintenance on the 5th of every month. A custom titanium-telekill blast door is to be the only means into the chamber. No personnel under class-4 are allowed to interact with either SCP-9999-A nor SCP-9999-B without prior 05 clearance from at least three 05 members. Verbal contact with SCP-9999-A is to be limited to 1 hour. Conversation about any unapproved topics will result in immediate termination of the session and quick reprimandation of the offending researcher.
Description: SCP-9999-A is a small 1 meter humanoid creature resembling a medieval jester under normal circumstance. SCP-9999-A's colorful clothing seems to vary in hue, but remains primarily purple with varying rainbow-colored sleeves and tights. The bells adorning the points on SCP-9999-A's hat and shoes seem to change tone sporadically with its tone and possibly its current demeanor. When in a calm state, SCP-9999-A seems to enjoy mildly "teasing" on site staff with minor telekinetic nuisances(1). Upon provocation, SCP-9999-A's form will change and its dialect will become more subdued and calculated. At this, it is advised the interviewing staff cease contact unless instructed otherwise. Upon continued provocation, SCP-9999-A's form will begin to stretch to approximately 2.5 meters, its eyes will seemingly lose all color, and a third larger eye will become visible from within the center of it torso, as well as its speech becoming "cold and cryptic," as opposed to its normal demeanor. If provocation is to continue, SCP-9999-A seems to become irate, and its form will seeming contort and "melt" away into a fleshy free-floating spherical creature, measuring approximately 1.5 meters in diameter and ceasing verbal contact and becoming immediately hostile. Upon any means of hostility, SCP-9999-B is to be brought to SCP-9999-A's attention.
SCP-9999-A's anomalous properties extend to much more destructive measures. Ranging from spontaneous combustion of nearby items, to rapid decay of building materials. SCP-9999-A's destructive range has not been fully explored, though through its own accounts, it can possibly lead to a Class-K End of the World Scenario if left to its own devices.
SCP-9999-B by appearance is that of a non-traditional broadsword. SCP-9999-B has a large, unidentified, green gemstone set within the latter half of the blade itself. The gem constantly emits a dull, green glow. SCP-9999-B has been referred to by SCP-9999-A as "The Black Star," leading to the hypothesis of the material the sword to be constructed from to that of an unknown cosmic metal. Further metallic testing in the forms of magnetic particle inspection, ultrasonic, and radio-graphic testing seem to support this theory. Due to SCP-9999-A's innate aversion to the weapon, it is to be kept within SCP-9999-A's holding cell at all times. Testing of SCP-9999-B is to take place while within the continued presence of SCP-9999-A. As of now, the blade appears to be indestructible, as SCP-9999-B's sheering potential seems to be unaltered in any capacity after rigorous testing.
Addendum: SCP-9999-A cannot be trusted under any circumstances.
Interviewed: SCP-9999-A
Interviewer: Doctor ██████
Foreword: Attempting to acquire more information about SCP-9999-A and SCP-9999-B
<Begin Log, October 5th 2020, 8:21 AM>
Doctor ██████: "Good morning, are you well?"
SCP-9999-A: [Muffled laughter]
Doctor ██████: "SCP-9999-A I am Doctor ██████, I'm—"
SCP-9999-A: "MY. NAME. IS. EN. How many times do I need to explain this to you FOOLS? Seriously it's like you're all incapable of pronouncing such a simple-sounding name, what? Do you think you're special or something? Refer to me as (mocking) "SCP-9999-A" again and I'll come out there and RIP YOUR— what are you doing? Put that away, jeez I'm just joking."
Doctor ██████: "Moving on. Where did you come from?"
SCP-9999-A: "Another universe, obviously."
Doctor ██████: "Yes, you've yet to provide us with proof of that. What is your relationship with SCP-9999-B?"
SCP-9999-A: "It's called "The Black Star" you imbecile, seriously must I constantly correct you? It's just a stupid sword."
Doctor ██████: "Why do you avoid it?"
SCP-9999-A: "Aw jeez doc you gotta ask the personal shit now don't you? Fine, very well, it all started on a rainy summer night—"
Doctor ██████: "SCP-9999-A."
SCP-9999-A: "EN."
Doctor ██████: "En, why are you afraid of the Black Star?"
SCP-9999-A: "It's complicated OK? In my universe it was forged by some alien guy thousands of years ago, and before I ended up here it was wielded by some plucky young fellow with big bangs, how I ended up here is a mystery to me doc so if you'd just let me go I'd be happy to return—"
Doctor ██████: "Sorry, we cannot allow that. You've explained and demonstrated your ability to manipulate reality, what gives you this ability?"
SCP-9999-A: "I'm a deity, doc, y'know, a god? Well … [SCP-9999-A's expression changes negatively] I'm done."
SCP-9999-A refuses to cooperate any further.
<End Log, October 5th 2020, 8:54 AM>
Closing Statement: SCP-9999-A has shown a significant aversion to the topic of its biology, when questioned about what it is, it became very upset and did not want to speak.
