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Item# SCP-5273

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5273 should be held in a steel box no smaller than 5x8x5 ft cubed. When being tested on, SCP-5273 is to be moved to an area no smaller than 6x8x7ft cubed.

Description: SCP-5273 was located in 1956 at ██████ Soccer stadium at a gift shop. SCP-5273 is an approximately 3x1x2 ft cubed Foosball Table. If a human organism attempts to score a goal on the Foosball Table using the knobs (SCP-5273-A) and players (SCP-5273-B) on SCP-5273, it will result in loud echoes of cheering from a soccer stadium. These echoes will put the subject into a trance that makes the subject play the game until removed from the containment chamber..

>Addendum-5273-A

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Experiment A: Removal of SCP-5273-A and 5273-B
1 Class-D personnel were instructed to remove SCP-5273-A and SCP-5273-B from SCP-5273. After being removed, SCP-5273-B unlatched themselves from SCP-5273 and strangled the D-Class until the subject died. When the subject died, SCP-5273-B latched themselves back on SCP-5273. SCP-5273’s containment chamber now requires a level 3 or higher keycard.
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Addendum-5273-B

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Experiment B: cheating in SCP-5273
2 D-class were told to go in the SCP’s containment chamber and were also told to cheat. Upon moving the ball with the subject’s hand into the goal, a loud “boooo!” was heard and all instances of SCP-5273-2 detached and killed the first subject by [DATA EXPUNGED] similar to SCP-096 and then attached back.

D-██████ “ get me the f███ out of here Dr. G██████! I do not want to die by a f██████ foosball table!”
[D-██████ request was denied]

D-██████ then was instructed to take the ball and put it inside h██ goal. The personnel then started to bang h██ head on the table until the subject skull broke and fell to the ground. Unknown whether the SCP made D-██████ do this or it was a reaction. Object reclassified from safe to euclid.
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>neutralization of SCP-5273: Voice Log 202█/██/██

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Dr. Bright: SCP-5273-2 brutally murdered me to death 6 times in the past week after several containment breaches! This game should be gone or thrown in the trash, or rename it SCP-048!how about a chains—-

Dr. Gears: No chainsaw cannons Bright, [sigh].

Dr. Bright: I was just going to say a chainsaw, not a chainsaw cannon. I really missed that one voice I had before it killed me the third time though.

Dr. Gears: how about we use SCP-087 and drop it down there, wouldn’t that be a great idea Bright!

Dr. Bright: How about 682? Or dump it in 354? Or shove into 3008 with a D-Class disguising it as Ikea furniture?

Dr. Gears: How about we do the one where we [REDACTED], i’ll ask Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]

Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] accepted the neutralization attempt
SCP-5273 was successfully [REDACTED].
SCP-5273 reclassified from Euclid to Neutralized.

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