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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: This document is only to be viewed by staff with clearance 4-XXXX. Any personnel found to be viewing this file without the proper clearance (05 included) are to be administered class A amnestics before they next sleep. Failing this, the offending staff member is to be terminated immediately by MTF Omicron 17 ("The Sound of Silence").

Clearance 4-XXXX is only to be granted to staff who truly believe that the earth is flat. Any and all staff assigned to SCP-XXXX who hold this belief are to be granted this clearance provisionally, until such time as they are transferred elsewhere. Disclosing any information in this document to anyone without 4-XXXX clearance is grounds for termination. Upon transfer, any personnel must submit to Class-A amnestics of sufficient quantity to remove memory of their time assigned to SCP-XXXX.

In the eventuality of a containment breach and subsequent Invocation Event, MTF Omicron 17 are to be dispatched to the location and equipped with a display visor that obscures their vision entirely but gives information vague enough to not trigger SCP-XXXX's effect, yet detailed enough to incur minimal hindrance. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are to be destroyed immediately upon discovery.

Description: Any and all factual knowledge of SCP-XXXX's form is an extremely sensitive cognitohazard. For the purposes of this preventing a containment breach, this description will instead describe the hypothetical character designated SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A is not real and has no relation to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-A is an entity that is between █ and █ █████s tall, and is both sentient and sapient. SCP-XXXX-A normally does not exist physically, but can be brought into being by an Invocation Event. Once again, SCP-XXXX-A has no relation whatsoever to SCP-XXXX.

In this hypothetical universe, if any sapient being learns any factual details regarding SCP-XXXX-A's physical form, they will experience an anomalous dream the next time they enter REM sleep. Upon awakening, the entirely fictional person in question is designated SCP-XXXX-1 and will begin loudly praising SCP-XXXX-A, often describing it as "glorious," "holy," and "the True █████." It should be stressed that comparisons to other objects or entities still qualify as factual details, such as "SCP-XXXX-A is ██████ than a breadbox," or "SCP-XXXX-A is ███████ than the sun." The reader is again reminded that SCP-XXXX-A is completely fictitious.

If seventeen (17) instances of SCP-XXXX-1 come within earshot of each-other, they will immediately begin an Invocation Event. During this event, SCP-XXXX-1 instances will begin chanting in a language that has not been nor should ever be identified, and will collectively retrieve the nearest sharp object and disembowel themselves in a circle, attempting to arrange their intestines into SCP-XXXX-2 before death. SCP-XXXX-2 is a symbol that, upon viewing, instantly converts any sapient being into an instance of SCP-XXXX-1. Upon all instances of SCP-XXX-1 expiring from their wounds, the area is inundated with high levels of an unknown form of radiation (dubbed Chaffee radiation, in honor of the late Dr. Chaffee), and all instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will begin to rise and [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]. This usually results in ██ to ███ casualties, after which SCP-XXXX will proclaim "████ ██ ███ ███████," and de-manifest, thus concluding the Invocation Event. Should an Invocation Event occur while SCP-XXXX is already manifested, Chaffee radiation is observed to inundate the site as normal, though SCP-XXXX does not appear.

Addendum (Discovery): SCP-XXXX came to the Foundation's attention in 17██, following the first recorded Invocation Event in what was then rural Czechoslovakia. However, it is possible that previous events had occurred and all data subsequently purged following discovery of the extent of SCP-XXXX's effects. Dr. N Chaffee devised the basis for the current containment procedures directly prior to his suicide in 1791. Since that time, ███ Invocation Events have occurred, necessitating the founding of MTF Omicron 17, a unit of entirely deaf mid-range combat experts who are trained in the use of a heads-up display in lieu of vision. Following MTF Omicron 17's initial fielding, Invocation Events have dropped by nearly 70%.