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Item #: SCP-001-J
Object Class:
Terrance looked around at himself for a bit, taking a moment to remember exactly what it was he was doing.
How in the fresh hell are they going to contain this thing anyways? Is it even possible to write about this without a Swann-level breakdown? And perhaps most importantly, ███ ██ █ ████ ███ ██ █ ██████ █████████ ████ ███ ████ █ ██████ ██ ████ ██████’█ ███████████?
…
Wait, that's gonna break the immersion, isn't it? Dammit. Best redact that.
Either way, Terrance knew there were eyes on him. Mostly the higher-ups who put him on this task to an archivist. He'd never have a big gig, and he of all people was assigned for reasons even they couldn't explain.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to remain located at 123 Boardwalk Street and be monitored by some MTFs probably.
Description: SCP-XXXX
(tags: humanoid)
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained within
Description: SCP-XXXX
Addendum:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: In order to shut down the propogation of SCP-XXXX-A instances, foundation elements in Youtube's corporate operation buildings are to monitor all activity regarding new advertisement campaigns and sponsorships. Data collected from these campaigns is to be collected and sent to researchers, including the name and location of all witness to it. SCP Foundation implements are then to deliver class-B amnestics to all affected.
As of 4/26/2018, SCP Foundation implements have been placed in Riot Games in order to monitor incoming traffic for signs of players affected by SCP-XXXX-B. Any detected are to be screened and, if waranted, delivered to a temporary living facility for a period of up to five days. Any devices affected by SCP-XXXX are to be wiped and replaced with a backup, and those affected are to be delivered class-B amnestics before returning to their previous living state.
There are no known methods to contain SCP-XXXX-C should it return.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation given to three entities.
SCP-XXXX-A is a series of anomalous advertisement campaigns regarding the video game League of Legends by Riot Games. These advertisements appear on Youtube at random intervals with no apparent involvement of Riot Games. In such videos, a cartoon of a man speaks about the game. The man in the advertisement has a white body, an orange and gray suit, and a top hat with the same colors. SCP-XXXX-A instances consist primarily of visual gags and quips coming from the featured man related to the game. Possibly of note, none of these advertisements feature any footage, renders, or otherwise representations of the actual game beyond references.
At the end of all SCP-XXXX-A instances, a hyperlink (████████████████████.███/███████████████.███) is presented which directs to a download for an unauthorized version of League of Legends, designated SCP-XXXX-B.
THE ARCHIVES
SCP-001
Item #: SCP-001
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 cannot be physically contained at the present time. Disinformation is to be distributed that SCP-001 is a non-anomalous thunderstorm, and all data expressing other conclusions is to be disregarded in the scientific community as a hoax. Weather data is to be modified appropriately to reach this conclusion.
Description: SCP-001 is a recurring thunderstorm that occurs in the region encompassing [DATA REDACTED]. SCP-001 and the region surrounding it have an exceptionally low Hume level. As a result of this, SCP-001 exhibits reality-bending properties.
SCP-001 has been noted to exhibit several unusual effects, such as lightning with many different colors, rain maintaining non-Euclidean properties and persistence beyond what is usual for a thunderstorm of SCP-001's type.. No other anomalous effects have been noted from SCP-001.
Abridged SCP-001 Event Log:
| Date | Event | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| ██/██/19██ | Rain from SCP-001 noted to be colored purple. | First recorded SCP-001 event. |
| ██/██/20██ | Lightning from SCP-001 strikes the same man 23 times. The man does not die. | N/A |
| ██/██/20██ | Rain from SCP-001 noted to fall upwards rather than downwards. | First instance of non-Euclidean rain. |
| ██/██/20██ | Lightning from SCP-001 noted to be colored red and pink. | N/A |
| ██/██/20██ | Rain from SCP-001 noted to fall sideways. | After the rain exited SCP-001's area of effect, it fell downwards as usual. |
| ██/██/20██ | SCP-001 generates a screaming sound for three hours and five minutes. | Scream determined to match Matt ██████, a businessman living in [REDACTED]. Mr. ██████ has not shown any link to anomalous activity. |
| ██/██/20██ | Lightning from SCP-001 temporarily forms a "rainbow," with multicolored lightning occurring in an arc. | N/A |
| ██/██/20██ | Lightning from SCP-001 struck a building, making it disappear. | Building was later recovered in [DATA REDACTED]. No survivors found. |
Incident 001-337: As part of an attempted containment effort, several fighter jets equipped with pressure stabilization equipment were sent to SCP-001 to reduce its severity. At first, pressure systems within SCP-001 began to stabilize to baseline levels. However, after twenty-three minutes of effort, all fighter jets were struck by lightning. The remains of the fighter jets were transported to [REDACTED], Illinois. No organic material, including the pilots of the jets, could be recovered.
Incident 001-501: Researcher Johnson proposed measuring the entirety of SCP-001 using a Kant counter, in order to further ascertain the nature of SCP-001's anomalous Hume field. The epicenter of SCP-001 was measured, and it was discovered that [DATA REDACTED]
As of 02/20/2015, Kant counter measurements are not to be taken of SCP-001.
Addendum 01: The nature of SCP-001 has been reliably documented, and recent SCP-001 events have been repeating based off of previous events. Therefore, by order of the O5 Council, researchers assigned to SCP-001 have been assigned to other projects. A security team is to remain assigned to SCP-001 to assure effective containment.
TO: VERIFIED OVERSEER ACCOUNT
FROM: VERIFIED OVERSEER ACCOUNT
SUBJECT: Promotion
Good evening, O5-2.
Firstly, I'd like to congratulate you on your promotion. Not many researchers have what it takes to be an O5, and after the old O5-2 perished in the unpleasantness of last week, I thought you had the chops to be the next one. Don't let me down.
Secondly, since I'm the one who got you up here, I have to tell you what SCP-001 is. I'll spare you the dramatics, it's the cloud. Out of all the red herrings and false alarms, SCP-001 is the reality-bending thunderstorm. No, I am not lying.
Now let me tell you why. It's obvious that we want to take attention away from SCP-001. We've fabricated tales of iron giants rending the skies and ordinary researchers ascending to godhood and even that our entire universe is fictional. You'll have to thank O5-1 for coming up with that one, he was always a creative spirit. But it's all to take away attention from this entry in particular, to make sure nobody cares.
It's worked well enough.
You might be wondering, why should we go to all of this effort just to contain a cloud? It's not like it's going to end the world, or anything. I can assure you that you are correct. SCP-001 is a thunderstorm that maintains a Hume level of 0.75. Sometimes, it does things that we can't explain with modern physics. But we can say that about all 3000+ anomalies we have in containment. But SCP-001 is special.
The reason why we go to so much trouble to keep SCP-001 under wraps is that it exists. It exists, and that's the worst thing to ever happen to the modern Foundation. Again, you might be wondering "why?". The reason why is because of how much cost we've sunk into our foolish understanding of modern physics.
You see, I'm sure that, at this point, you've learned all of Scranton's Laws of Humes, which governs how the Hume field works and interacts with reality. The thing is that SCP-001 violates two of these rules. Scranton's Third Law of Humes states that for every area where reality wears thin, there's an area where reality is much more thick. In other words, a low-Hume field needs a high-Hume field to balance it out. SCP-001 has a low-level field without a high-level one. In addition, the Scranton's Fourth Law states that you need to be sentient to be able to control a field of low-level reality. SCP-001 does this without even having a brain.
Now, as we studied this, we came up with three hypothesises. The first was that SCP-001 had a tiny micro-singularity of reality that balanced out its field that we couldn't see, and that SCP-001 was somehow sentient. This was disproven quite quickly. SCP-001 didn't respond to any of our sentience tests, and we couldn't find that singularity anywhere. In addition, such a singularity would have to have a Hume level of 175 Hm at its largest size to compensate for SCP-001's effects, and Scranton's Second Law says that's impossible.
The second hypothesis is that SCP-001 is somehow exempt from Scranton's Laws of Humes. This is the current hypothesis we've been pushing on the research teams. This would make SCP-001 an anomaly among anomalies; something that it somehow above the laws of anomalies, like how the anomalies themselves are above the laws of physics. This wouldn't be impossible, but the main caveat here is that we can't really prove it. But it works, and it keeps the wold together, so it's the one we officially stand with.
The third hypothesis was the most likely one that we came up with at Research Site-0. It says that the existence of SCP-001 proves that Scranton's Laws of Humes are false, and that reality is governed by different rules that we don't understand yet. That hypothesis has some pretty interesting implications.
For example, we derived Scranton's Laws of Humes from the experiments that he did back in 1891. If those laws are not true, it implies that Scranton's experiments are invalid. However, the only reason we know that there's a Hume field in the first place is because of these experiments. Therefore, if these experiments are invalid, then it's possible that there wasn't a Hume field to begin with. That's where it all starts to fall apart.
The Foundation's current understanding of modern physics involves the Hume field to an almost insane degree. Take the Big Bang. The way we understood it, it was originally caused by friction between two parallel universes upsetting a supermassive Hume singularity, thus causes a mass release of matter and energy. Without the Hume field to upset, well, anything's possible.
To make matters worse, consider reality benders and Scranton Reality Anchors. Both we thought operated entirely on the Hume field. Now, we know that both operate in some other form that we can't comprehend. It explains how some reality benders react negatively to the Reality Anchors despite how that shouldn't happen, and all of the failures of the Anchors that we're all so familiar with. That's not even touching on the hypothetical containment breach we'd be seeing if we can't even control what all of these anomalies are doing.
I think it was Researcher Johnson that originally published the hypothesis. It was rejected at first, but it eventually got accepted by some amount of researchers. I remember a good deal of internal turmoil before it was widely accepted. I know for a fact there were a few assassinations of troublemakers; I ordered some of them myself. But that doesn't change what eventually happened.
Things got a little strange around then. I remember all of the SRAs just up and stopped working at one point. We kept hearing voices announcing the sins of humanity, and the sky turning a deep shade of purple. I think the Sphinx became sentient; somebody shot it with a two-barrel shotgun and after that it wouldn't stop screaming. The stars rearranged themselves to say "THERE IS A GOD BUT HE CANT STOP CRYING" at one point. I don't remember whose prank it was. A space whale broke out of containment only to be sealed by the thunderstorm, which was half the world at that point.
It was a disaster. This was beyond XK, it was a breach of a magnitude we'd never seen before. We initiated Procedure CYA-009, and wiped the slate clean. We completely expunged that disasterous hypothesis from all the records; number two was the way to go. We set up all of the false stories that I hope you'll continue to distribute.
So far, I think we've kept reality together. There are a couple remnants of that event, but we've contained them so well nobody noticed the differences. I must reiterate how important it is to make sure nobody pays attention to this slot. We've already had two Seed events. We don't need a third.
Again, congratulations on your promotion. It's no easy feat to get up here, and I hope you'll serve your new duties well.
Secure, Contain, Protect.
- O5-7
Info
SCP-001: Site-01
Author: Doctor Xythinien
Image Licensing (IMAGES IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE):
Southern Gate:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/WV_banner_Bukit_Peninsula_Abandoned_mall.jpg/798px-WV_banner_Bukit_Peninsula_Abandoned_mall.jpg
- Source:
- "Krismartin"
- License:
- CC0 1.0 Universal (No Copyright Whatsoever)
- Source:
- The National Archives
- License:
- CC BY 3.0
Bio-Research facility seen in Exploration Log:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/45112996@N00/91177685/
- Source:
- Danii Dugaev
- License:
- CC BY-SA 2.0
Memetic Hazard:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/Mandelbrot_Set_Color_Cycling_Animation_400px.gif
- Source:
- "Aokoroko"
- License:
- CC BY-SA 4.0
Credit for "pseudo-tag" and "meta-title" code: Uncle Nicolini
BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL
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THE FOLLOWING FILE IS CLASSIFIED
Correct authorization credential input is required to proceed. If you do not possess Level-5 or higher security clearance, then restart your terminal accordingly. Unauthorized personnel will be terminated immediately by way of [DATA EXPUNGED].
Level 5/001
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Anomaly Identification Number: 001 Anomaly Classification: Euclid Document Classified Level 5/001
SCP-001's southern gate.
Specialized Containment Procedures: Under no circumstances is Site-01 to be documented as a Foundation site, as Site-01 never was and never will be a Foundation site.
Although capable of maintaining life-support systems, SCP-001 is considered inhospitable due to its hostile inhabitants. No personnel are to enter Site-01 unless given express permission by O5-12, or unless they possess QLIPHOTH security clearance.
All data concerning Site-01 is to be stored at Site-███'s DEEPWELL archives. In the event that the Site-███'s archives experience a data purge, Site-623 is to be utilized as a secondary archive for data concerning SCP-001.
Should the existence of SCP-001 be revealed to the general public, all Foundation personnel involved in the incident are to be terminated. If Ennui-class amnestics are unavailable, Protocol-001/Ark is to be initiated immediately.
The details of Protocol-001/Ark are available to no personnel unless initiated.
Anomaly Description: SCP-001 is Site-01.
Despite attempts to discern how SCP-001 exists (as plans for Site-01 were scrapped in 1███), personnel are unable to do so, and thus Site-01's documentation has been updated.
Site-███'s DEEPWELL archives during Foundation-wide data transfer.
SCP-001, although frequently described as such in recovered documentation, is not and never has been considered sapient.
SCP-001 is home to several anomalies, which include [DATA EXPUNGED AS PER REQUEST OF O5-4].
The southern gate of SCP-001 contains a biological research laboratory and a [REDACTED] complex, whereas the northern section contains no gates whatsoever and no entrances are visible.
The eastern and western sections of SCP-001 contain armories, offices, meeting rooms, and scientific research laboratories, all entirely abandoned along with the rest of the facility.
Anomaly Discovery: SCP-001 was discovered on ██/██/████ by GRU-P forces during a sweep of a local, abandoned GRU facility. Foundation moles were quickly made aware of the situation, and local Foundation agents were dispatched to terminate any hostile Psychotronics Division forces. The remainder of the local Division forces surrendered.
Following its discovery, the local GRU-P division leader (Nikonov Tolstoy) , GOC Commander Williamson, and O5-12 met in a local summit.
After the inter-organizational agreement, an exploration team was sent into SCP-001. Unfortunately, the team did not survive, and thus further exploratory missions into SCP-001 are prohibited.
Internal Audio Recording Transcript
In Attendance:- Psychotronics Division Station Director Nikonov Tolstoy
- SCP Foundation Overseer 12
- Global Occult Coalition Commander Flynn Williamson
[SCP] O5-12: Let the meeting commence.
[GRU-P] Director Tolstoy: Why are we even here?
[GOC] Commander Williamson: (sarcastically) Oh, thank God, one of us knows!
[SCP] O5-12: Any suggestions for the building and what to do with it?
[GRU-P] Director Tolstoy: I have a use for it.
[GOC] Commander Williamson: What?!
[GRU-P] Director Tolstoy: Give the building to me as collateral. I can use it as a nuclear reactor to power our facilities-
[GOC] Commander Williamson: Oh, good grief.
[SCP] O5-12: Director Tolstoy, is this really- I mean, collateral?!
[GRU-P] Director Tolstoy: You killed half of my-
[SCP] O5-12: I have sixteen armed guards in the hallway.
Silence.
[SCP] O5-12: Good. Alright. So, the building. What should we do with it?
[GRU-P] Director Tolstoy: [DATA EXPUNGED].
[GOC] Commander Williamson: Terminate it.
[SCP] O5-12: All in favor of containment?
No one raises their hands.
[SCP] O5-12: All in favor of sending in exploratory missions before deciding what to do?
Everyone raises their hands, except for Commander Williamson.
[GOC] Commander Williamson: Fine.
Commander Williamson raises her hand reluctantly.
[SCP] O5-12: Meeting adjourned.Exploration Video Log Transcript
Date: 2/19/████
Exploration Team: G13 "Expungers"
Subject: SCP-001
Team Lead: G13 Overwatch
Team Members: G13 Darke / G13 Seer / G13 Proconsul / G13 Morgue / G13 Dart
[BEGIN LOG]
G13 Overwatch: Okay, team. Test your mics.
G13 Seer: Check.
G13 Proconsul: Check, two.
G13 Darke: And check.
G13 Dart: Check here.
G13 Morgue: Check.
G13 Overwatch: Move in.
Members of G13 enter SCP-001.
G13 Proconsul: It's dark in here.
G13 Dart: Then turn on your fucking torch, man.
G13 Darke: Hey, knock it off.
G13 Overwatch motions for them to stop.
G13 Overwatch: Listen.
G13 Proconsul: I don't hear anything, Cap, what-
A faint whispering sound is heard down the hallway. G13 Dart noticeably flinches, and turns around.
G13 Dart: Shi-
G13 Dart turns and starts briskly moving towards the exit, but G13 Overwatch grabs him and pulls him back.
G13 Overwatch: Listen up. I don't care if this is your first mission. If you wanna keep bullying your squadmates, then complain about them to my ass.
G13 Dart contemplates his decision.
G13 Dart: (mutters furiously)
The whispering sound appears to grow louder as the squadron approaches what appears to be a vacant containment chamber. Suddenly, it stops.
G13 Morgue: Oh god, they're-
G13 Morgue suddenly screams as a clawed hand reaches down from the vents and punctures his throat. G13 Dart shrieks and fires his weapon at G13 Morgue.
G13 Dart: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
G13 Dart is cut off as a stinger slices through his torso. Personnel have yet to identify the source of the stinger.
G13 Darke: RUN!
G13 Seer: But Dart-
G13 Overwatch: Just run!
G13 Proconsul fires a volley of shots at Dart as he screams in pain, and then follows the others.
G13 Seer fumbles with the door at the end of the hallway.
G13 Seer: Goddamnit!
The screaming and sounds of evisceration behind them suddenly stop. The remaining G13 units turn around to see that any evidence of the previous attack is gone.
G13 Darke: Where did it go?
The door clicks and opens.
G13 Seer: Phew.
G13 Overwatch enters the room first, followed by Darke, Seer, and Proconsul.
G13 Overwatch: Dear god.
The room is splattered with blood, and a single arm lies on the floor in a rapidly widening pool.
G13 Seer: It's like they exploded.
G13 Proconsul turns around and promptly vomits.
G13 Darke: What-
G13 Dart and G13 Morgue's remains have been mixed together to form the words "this is why i am" (-sic).
G13 Darke: Good lord, I- fuck.
G13 Proconsul: What happened to the amnestics?
G13 Overwatch nods grimly.
G13 Overwatch: Better get moving.
A door is at the opposite side of the room. Noticeably, it is entirely clean despite the bloodshed around it. The team opens the unlocked door and proceeds down the adjacent hallway.
G13 Darke: More vents.
The whispering sound has resumed.
G13 Overwatch: Alright, lights on! That's an order!
The team complies.
G13 Seer: Okay, everyone just stay calm, but-
G13 Seer points to the eastern corner of the wall, next to the door. A black, pulsing, tentacled creature spasms wildly in the corner.
G13 Overwatch: Fire! NOW!
The team fires their automatic rifles at the creature. It releases a scream, and ruptures, drenching the team in a viscous, dark liquid.
G13 Proconsul: Oh, god, it's disgusting. (squelches) Ugh!
G13 Seer: (chuckles)
G13 Proconsul: What're you laughing at, you little-
G13 Seer: Look at yourself.
The liquid on G13 Proconsul is now a bright pink. G13 Proconsul bursts out laughing.
G13 Darke: (hissing) Quiet!
G13 Overwatch motions upward. More of the creatures are on the ceiling, and each now has an open maw filled with razor sharp teeth. One plunges to the ground, landing on G13 Proconsul, and squeezes
G13 Seer: Proconsul-
G13 Proconsul erupts, spraying both her own internal organs and the pink liquid in every direction. G13 Seer begins shaking, and then collapses. One of the creatures lands on him, and fulfills the same process. G13 Darke and G13 Overwatch run towards the elevator to their right. The two enter the elevator, and the doors close.
Still frame recovered from G13 Overwatch's camera.
Five seconds later, the doors open, and the two step out into an apparently abandoned biological research facility.
G13 Darke: Overwatch, they're following us.
The creatures seen earlier lunge forward.
G13 Darke: Cap, if I don't make it out-
G13 Overwatch: Shut up, shut up!
The two bash through the window and run into the forest.
G13 Darke: We should request an evacuation.
G13 Overwatch removes her radio and attempts to contact Foundation command. The audio cuts out for approximately five seconds.
G13 Overwatch: -help us.
G13 Darke turns to the camera on his helmet.
G13 Darke: I understand it now.
The video and audio feed simultaneously cease operating. Contact was never re-established with Darke and Overwatch, although a maintenance worker's discovery of two emaciated bodies, unidentified due to the slashes covering their faces and arms, may relate in some way to this incident.
[END LOG]
Closing Statement: We're appointing a new G13 team following this incident. The new team will deal with less… specialized anomalies than the original.
-Dr. Ghaiel, head of the Esoteric Squadrons DivisionInternal Audio Recording Transcript
In Attendance:- SCP Foundation Internal Security Department Director Jane Mink
- SCP Foundation Head of Esoteric Squadrons Division Dr. Lamar Ghaiel
- SCP Foundation Overseer 12
- SCP Foundation Ethics Committee Director Randall Jackson
[SCP] Dr. Ghaiel: Following the events of the recent exploratory mission, I'd like to appoint a new G13 team.
[SCP] O5-12: I concur with your decision, Doctor. It would be advisable to form a new team in light of the recent disaster.
[SCP] Director Mink: Dr. Ghaiel, I disagree with your decision.
[SCP] Director Jackson: Yes, sir, with all due respect, I must side with Director Mink.
[SCP] O5-12: Do you have any reasons why?
[SCP] Director Mink: Yes, sir, it's-
[SCP] Director Jackson: Unethical to send another team in. They'd be doomed to failure.
[SCP] Dr. Ghaiel: Oh, no, we wouldn't have another issue like that.
[SCP] Director Mink: Uh-huh.
[SCP] O5-12: You know, Dr. Ghaiel, I'm inclined to agree. As you're the Director of G13, among other squadrons, I have kept a record of your failures and successes.
[SCP] Dr. Ghaiel: …are you insinuating something, sir?
[SCP] O5-12: As 67% of operations led by your forces have led to death and destruction, I must ask you to step down, Dr. Ghaiel.
[SCP] Dr. Ghaiel: Sir!
[SCP] O5-12: Do not use such tones with me, Doctor. My patience wears thin. Step. Down.
[SCP] Dr. Ghaiel: No.
[SCP] O5-12: Guards.
Guards restrain Ghaiel and remove him from the premises.
[SCP] O5-12: All in favor?
Everyone raises their hands.
[SCP] O5-12: Good. Meeting adjourned-
Something slams to the ground in the hallway outside.
[SCP] Director Mink: What was that?
The door slams back open, and the dead body of one of the guards slams to the ground. Ghaiel is seen standing in the hallway, aiming an AK47 at O5-12.
Ghaiel: YOU-
Ghaiel is shot in the side by an unseen guard.
Ghaiel: (weakly) Shall intermittent vengeance…
Ghaiel closes his eyes.
Ghaiel: …again arm his red right hand…
Ghaiel drags himself towards the AK47.
Ghaiel: …to plague us?
Ghaiel grabs the gun, twirls, and fires a volley of shots into the guard's chest, apparently exhausting himself.
Ghaiel: If so… that… is why…
Ghaiel slumps.
[SCP] Director Jackson: Shiiiiiiit…
Director Jackson faints.
Bibliography
1. Forgive and Forget. Hall, James Anderson. 2019, Foundation Publications Department.
2. [DATA EXPUNGED]! How the Foundation's Data Stays Under Wraps. Klein, Susan Cardinal. 2023, Foundation Publications Department.- Page register filelock @300331.
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Continued life signs found. Welcome, Overseer.The following transmission was received by Site-97 on 9/31/2054.
[Transmission Begins]
<Shuffling>
My name is-<Shuffling>
Oh God, I've forgotten my name.<Sighing>
Well, shit.<Dry laughter>
So, I've, uh, been here for five months, and, uh, the Site is actually, like, alive. It knows we're trying to hide from it.<Scraping>
Look, I have a couple seconds-<Whispering sounds>
Fuck!<Yelling, gunfire>
It knows what we're trying to do-<Wet splattering, ripping, screaming>
H-HELP! PLEASE, SITE-97 YOU HAVE TO LISTEN-
[Transmission Ends]
It is unknown precisely who sent this transmission, as the voice identifier does not register within the Foundation database. It is believed, but not confirmed, that the voice belongs to [DATA EXPUNGED].
Following the message's termination, [REDACTED]. The second log was lost in a Serpent's Hand raid on Site-97.
MSG From: [QLIPHOTH CLASSIFIED - SCPF ADMINISTRATION PERSONNEL]
MSG To: You, and 11 others
scp.so/files/scp001/drxythinienproposal/scp001l5classified
O5-12: open scp.so/files/scp001/drxythinienproposal/scp001l5classifiedAccess granted.
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Item #: SCP-001[-A]
Object Class: Safe Pending review.
Special Containment Procedures: Unless personnel are unaware of the existence of SCP-001-A entities, they pose no threat to the Foundation.
Description: SCP-001-A are entities physically identical to Enteroctopus dofleini (Giant Pacific octopus), however, SCP-001-A instances possess black coloration.
SCP-001-A are capable of enveloping victims within their tentacles and then crushing them, causing the victim to rupture internally.
SCP-001-A are also capable of mentally controlling personnel of their choice. During the exploration of SCP-001 itself, however, this ability was undiscovered and remained unused.
SCP-001-A instances can and will cause their victims to rebel against the Foundation and everything it stands for. Due to the possibility of this event, Protocol-001/Ark is currently on standby.
The details of Protocol-001/Ark are (as detailed in SCP-001's containment procedures) only to be revealed in case of its initiation.
[:UPD:]
@O5-1 has granted you temporary administrator access.
User_Message: You know what you need to do, Twelve.O5-12: access Protocol-001/Ark fileAccess granted. Welcome, Administrator.
Protocol-001/Ark - QLIPHOTH Classified
Protocol Mandates: Only to be initiated in case of severe emergency concerning SCP-001-A instances, otherwise known as a complete mental takeover of all personnel.
Protocol Details:- Terminate all non-essential personnel (if possible, with the exception of ten D-Class personnel).
- Site Directors, Overseers, ten D-Class personnel, and Mobile Task Force π-5 are to report to [DATA EXPUNGED] immediately to complete operation.
- π-5 is to report to SCP-001 and destroy it (if possible).
- If the destruction of SCP-001 fails, then π-5's components are to be reconstructed (if need be) and SCP-2000 is to be activated by one (1) of the selected D-Class. If a failure to do so occurs, then another D-Class is to be sent.
- If SCP-2000 activation is a complete failure, then SCP-2440 is to be utilized in a Rye "Fight Fire With Fire" operation, the details of which are below.
1. It has been discovered that SCP-2440 is capable of driving out SCP-001-A's infections.
2. SCP-2440 is to be "called" to Earth via the following instructions.
3. Personnel located at the shelter are to immediately transmit images of SCP-2440 in any manner possible (following use of a classified vaccine which can stop the infection from affecting users).
4. SCP-2440's infection will spread in approximately two (2) weeks.
5. Once SCP-2440's infection has affected the entire population of the world, MTF π-5 is to be dispatched immediately to destroy SCP-2440.
6. In case of π-5's destruction, all personnel within the shelter are to immediately vacate the shelter and transmit the vaccine in any way possible (the vaccine is to be applied to Mobile Task Forces prior to other personnel).
Protocol Aftermath: All individuals, with the exception of those directly involved in this operation, are to be administered Ennui-class amnestics.
