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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Several instances of Scp xxxx-x crowding outside of a cake-filled home
Special Containment Procedures: Scp xxxx is contained within a Standard Secure Containment Cell at site-██. Unless specific permission is awarded by the O-5 Council, no individual is to bring any cake within Site-XX, as to not risk triggering Scp xxxx.
Addendum 5/12/17: No cake making products are to be brought into site-██, such as flour, eggs, milk, sugar, or premade cake mix.
Description: Scp xxxx is a 1.2 meter tall entity which bears resemblance to the number 7. Its body is a deep shade of blue, and its edges are rounded and smooth to the touch. Scp xxxx is capable of speech, but there is no visible orifice from which it emits sound; It’s voice is similar to that of a young male child, and the only language it appears to know is modern english. Atop Scp xxxx’s body is a pair of large white spheres, which appear to be its eyeballs. The black pupils don’t move from the center of its eyes, and due to Scp xxxx’s lack of joints it needs to turn its entire body to look at its surroundings. Due to its lack of limbs, Scp xxxx only form of movement is jumping. Despite the uneven weight distribution of its body coupled with it standing on a slant, Scp xxxx never seems to fall over when hopping from place to place.
Scp xxxx seems to be self sustaining, and doesn’t require any form of nutrients to survive. Despite this, Scp xxxx holds a strong attraction to cake, and will do anything in its power to “eat” some. The orifice in which Scp xxxx consumes the cake is not visible, so the cake appears to simply phase into its body when it comes into contact with Scp xxxx. If any form of cake is with a 100 meter radius of Scp xxxx, Scp xxxx will instantly start hopping towards it. If a barrier, such as a wall, is in between it and the cake, Scp xxxx will become desperate and begin chanting “I WANT CAKE, WHERE’S MY CAKE!”. If this persists for too long, Scp xxxx-1 will begin to appear. They phase into existence in a sporadic pattern around Scp xxxx; their exact place of origin is unknown, further research is necessary.
Scp xxxx-1 are very similar in appearance and manner to Scp xxxx, except for a few minor alterations. Unlike Scp xxxx, Scp xxxx-1 vary in shades of red, yellow, green, and orange, as well as blue. They range from 0.5-1.5 meters tall, and similarly resemble the number 7. Once created, they begin to hop over to the cake that caused Scp xxxx to trigger their existence. If they are prevented from reaching said cake with another physical boundary, They will begin chanting “WE WANT CAKE, WHERE’S OUR CAKE!”, and Scp xxxx-2 will subsequently appear; they are identical in every fashion to Scp xxxx-1. Scp xxxx-2 will create Scp xxxx-3 if presented with a barrier and so on. This could lead to a theoretically infinite amount of Scp xxxx-x instances and an NK-class-end-of-world-scenario.
The only known way to eliminate Scp xxxx-x instances and return Scp xxxx to a placid nature is to give them the cake they desire. Once Scp xxxx consumes said cake it will return to its docile state, and all instances of scp xxxx-x will disappear once an amount of the cake is consumed by each of them. Since scp xxxx itself cannot teleport out of its containment, but Scp xxxx-x will, Scp xxxx is still to be considered a keter class threat
Addendum 2/14/19: Due to lack of response to any questioning, or any show of emotions towards anything besides cake, Scp xxxx’s classification as “sentient” is currently under review
