Vecter Specter 1

Item #: SCP-003-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Currently, SCP-003-J can not be contained due to its spontaneous teleportation abilities.

Description: SCP-003-J is a piece of paper that has the text "THAT IS CLEAN ENOUGH TO EAT OFF OF." printed onto it. After viewing SCP-003-J, the viewing subject will fall into SCP-003-J's compulsion effect, and will attempt to find the nearest object that was recently cleaned, and will attempt to eat something off of it.

Foundation staff are still trying to find a solution to SCP-003-J's compulsion effect, but nothing has come up as of now.

+ Incident Log 003-J-1

<Begin Log>

Dr. Burns: Hello, have you seen SCP-003-J anywhere as of lately?

Dr. Pratt: Uh, no… I haven't.

Dr. Burns sighs.

Dr. Burns: That damn thing is always disappearing! Anyways, thanks for telling me.

//Dr. Burns begins to walk out of the room, before he sees SCP-003-J posted on the wall behind him. Dr. Burns falls into SCP-003-J's effects.

Dr. Pratt: Uh, sir? Are you okay?

Dr. Burns frantically grasps Dr. Pratt's shoulders.

Dr. Burns: What has been cleaned recently?! I know you know! Tell me!