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Item #: SCP-5880
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5880 is to be kept in a reinforced cooler, navy steel in colour and checked on every three hours. When SCP-5880 is examined, Site personnel are required to wear high grade protective hazmat suits. Any examination of the liquid contents of SCP-5880 without a proper hazmat suit is forbidden by Dr. ████████.
The byproducts of SCP-5880, designated SCP-5880-1 are to be overseen in the farmland they grow in, measuring approximately 3 acres. The farmland is surrounded by 10 metre high concrete walls, with dry ice surround the inside perimeter of the farmland in order to further contain SCP-5880-1.
Description: SCP-5880 is a 1L white and blue spray bottle of liquid fertiliser that refills itself to exactly 1L every 48 hours, regardless of the current volume of the bottle. Upon further examination, the liquid inside of the bottle resembles a mixture of liquid fertiliser, particles of soil and [DATA EXPUNGED].
The liquid inside SCP-5880 results in a variety of results depending on the surface the liquid is sprayed on. When sprayed onto a solid surface for example, the liquid inside of SCP-5880 will appear to sink into the solid surface at a rapid pace. After approximately 10-15 hours, the solid surface will begin to crack and vibrate regardless of material and eventually grow into SCP-5880-1 (See the below Experimental Log 5880-A for further results).
SCP-5880-1 is an organism heavily reminiscent of a variety of plants, most commonly tomato and corn crop. The produce that grows from SCP-5880-1 is edible and extremely addictive with most subjects who consume the produce demanding a constant supply on a daily basis. If subjects who consume the produce abstain from eating it, then a physical reaction will result in [DATA EXPUNGED]. Consumption of produce that has come from SCP-5880-1 is forbidden amongst research and security personnel after the incident at ████-██, which resulted in fifteen staff members becoming [DATA REDACTED].
Experimental Logs-5880-A
Date of Test:██/█/202█
Surface Affected: A Garden Bed of Weeds
Result: A regular instance of SCP-5880-1 was seemingly produced, but upon consumption was described as tasting "like rancid shit" or "garbage".
Surface Affected: Extracted sample from SCP-002
Result: A fleshy, rotten instance of SCP-5880-1 was produced. Upon consumption of the produce generated, which resembled beetroot, the D Class personnel tasked with consumption began to convulse violently and vomited out half-chewed pieces of beetroot. After inspection, research personnel discovered a large amount of [DATA EXPUNGED].
Note: I'm confident in saying that SCP-002 should not be involved in any of these tests for the conceivable future - Dr. ████████
Surface Affected: A pot of peanut butter
Result: The instance of SCP-5880-1 that grew bared fruit resembling SCP-999 in shape. Upon consumption, the produce was discovered to have a severe mood swing effect, ranging from severe depression to a bliss-like state.
Surface Affected: A piece of coral recovered from the Great Barrier Reef
Result: An extremely delicate instance of SCP-5880-1 was produced. The produce that grew from this crop resembled a papaya fruit and was described as having a vibrant appearance, but when separated from the main crop it rapidly decayed and grew a sickly black. Further testing is required to determine if this effect is exclusive to other pieces of coral.
Note: It appears the instance of SCP-5880-1 has noticed the pollution situation in our oceans, this could mean that SCP-5880 is sentient - Dr. ████████
Surface Affected: A stuffed teddy bear
Result: An instance of SCP-5880-1 was produced that resembled the texture of an average stuffed bear. The produce that grew from the crop resembled a pomegranate which, upon consumption, was described as tasting "like a cloud or a fluffy pastry". Further production of this instance of SCP-5880-1 has been authorised.
Surface Affected: A sedated grizzly bear
Result: The subject had watermelon like fruit erupt from its back and face, surprisingly without any sign of blood. In an attempt to extract the fruit from its back, the bear awoke and broke out of the testing room before chasing after Dr. ████████ and was finally terminated thanks to the quick response of the MTF personnel on site.
Note: Who the fuck suggested this?! Jut because a stuffed fucking bear gives a good result does not mean a FUCKING GRIZZLY BEAR will be all sunshine and rainbows - Dr. ████████
Surface Affected: A piece of SCP-682's flesh
Result: The instance of SCP-5880-1 that was produced had fruit growing that resembled a pineapple. Upon consumption, the fruit was observed [DATA EXPUNGED] of the consumer. The ████████ was able to kill MTF on site and was put down thanks to Agent Joeseph █████.
Surface Affected: D-46271
Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Note: If anyone is to examine or experiment with SCP-5880, you must wear a proper hazmat suit. Failure to comply with this instruction will result in termination - Dr. ████████
