Very Funny
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}
 
/* Converting middle divider from box-shadow to ::before pseudo-element */
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    position: absolute;
    content: " ";
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/* DIVIDER */
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    animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
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div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.61s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
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/*-------------------------*/
 
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}
@keyframes fade {
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    to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
}
rating: 0+x
Item#: XXXX
Level2
Containment Class:
safe
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
dark
Risk Class:
notice


FingerGun

D-XXXX hand after weaponization from SCP-XXXX-1

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are contained in a Safe Storage Locker located at Site-XX. Level 2 personnel and above can access the locker, however a researcher needs be present when doing so.

Testing of SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 must be carried out at the site's firing range under supervision from one or more guards.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 are sheets of A4 paper with hand-written instructions on it authored by an unknown person. These instructions detail a series of steps to perform a kinetoglyph which would allow the user to weaponize their dominant hand. A symbol representing Leonardo's Vitruvian Man is present on the bottom-right corner of both pieces of paper.

On the 6th of September, 2020 an agent embedded within the Australian Army notified the Foundation of possible anomalous activity within Lavarack Barracks in Townsville, QLD. The agent was instructed to investigate and one week later sent back the following report and a containment case containing SCP-XXXX-1.

SCP Foundation Investigation

Clearance Level 2
Report #: XXXX
Investigator: Level 3 Agent Colonel Jim Smith
Location: Lavarack Barracks, QLD
Date of Report: 13th September, 2020


I arrived at Lavarack Barracks at 1600 hours to meet with a commander of the 3rd Brigade. Meeting in his office, I was informed of an incident that occurred in a cadet’s bunk room.

According to reports, gunfire was heard and the guards on duty quickly responded. Arriving at the bunk room they found all four cadets clutching their hands crying out in pain, with one appearing to have fainted. There were blood splotches on the walls and bedding, with bone embedded in some of the impact areas. The cadets were transported to the infirmary while an investigation was undertaken.

The investigation revealed no gun in the room, nor were there any missing weapons from the armory. No one was in the firing range either. Cadets in an adjacent bunk were tasked with cleaning the room where they discovered a document with instructions for a kinetoglyph resulting in two additional injuries. Fellow cadets transported them to the infirmary, as well as handing the document to their commander. I received the document from the commander and have locked it in a containment case.

Listed below are the injuries sustained by the six cadets:

  • Cadet Steve Bradbury: Right index finger removed, affected area shows no evidence of a finger ever being attached.
  • Cadet James Miller: Right index finger dislocated.
  • Cadet Lachlan Muir: Left index finger knuckles appeared to have exploded.
  • Cadet Lucas Sharp: Right index finger removed, leaving a bloody stump.
  • Cadet Alex Johnson: Left index finger appears to of been shredded.
  • Cadet Tom Chapman: Left index finger splayed apart.

After a thorough analysis of the scene I determined there were no further anomalies present. Gamma-5 assisted with the administration of amnestics and creation of a cover story1.

Interview Log XXXX.1

The following is a transcribed interview between Agent Colonel Jim Smith and Cadet Steve Bradbury.

Interviewee: Cadet Steve Bradbury

Interviewer: Agent Colonel Jim Smith


Smith: (Clears throat) My name is Colonel Jim Smith and I am conducting an interview with Cadet Steve Bradbury in response to the incident that occurred on the 6th of September. The current date is the 8th of September. Can you please state your name for the record?

Bradbury: Uhhh, my name is Steve Bradbury. Sir.

Smith: Thank you. Now, you and your fellow cadets suffered various hand injuries that currently have no explanation and I was hoping you could shed light on what happened.

Bradbury: Um yes, sure thing Sir. We’d just finished our shifts for the day when we arrived back in our bunk room. Alex was the first to notice it, there was an envelope on the table labelled ‘Body Weaponization Test 3’. He brought it to our attention and we assumed that it was a prank by some of the other cadets or higher ups.

Smith: I assume that’s why you didn’t bring it to the attention of your CO?

Bradbury: Yes Sir…Am in trouble Sir?

Smith: No. Please continue

Bradbury: Yes Sir. Alex opened the envelope and in it was a folded piece of A4 paper with ‘Hand Weaponization’ at the top. Below it were a variety of hand drawn and written images and text describing an apparent way to shoot your index finger. We all had a bit of a laugh at it, and thought why not give it a go. I mean what was the worst that could happen (Nervous Laughter).

(10 seconds of silence)

Smith: If you are alright, can you please recount what happened next. With as much detail as possible.

Bradbury: Yes, sure thing Sir. It took us about a minute to follow the steps, it looked like a weird dance. The final instruction was to point your finger like a gun and say ‘BANG’. So we lined up, faced the wall and said ‘BANG’. Gunfire was heard and the other cadets suddenly screamed in pain clutching their hand, blood was everywhere. I was disorientated from having 3 lots of gunfire happen right next to me so I didn’t notice anything had happened to my hand until we got to the infirmary.

Smith: Did it hurt, was there any pain?

Bradbury: No Sir. Sometimes I get a phantom feeling of my finger being there, but the medics told me that is expected to happen and should hopefully fade over time. I am still in shock about any of this occurring, will my buddies recover?

Smith: They will. James only had a dislocation and Lucas’ finger also was removed like yours, though it was painful for him. The other’s will require amputation unfortunately.

Bradbury: Oh…ok. What is going to happen to me and them now?

Smith: That is still being decided. I assure you will not have to wait for long to find out.

Bradbury: Thank you. Sir. Do you need to know anything else?

Smith: No. That will be all for now, I appreciate your cooperation.

Addendum XXXX.1: On the 3rd of March, 2021 a series of robberies occurred in Rotorua, NZ. Witnesses described the suspect as using their finger as a gun, apparently shooting their nails at high speeds. Agents tracked down the suspect to an apartment block. After apprehending the suspect, an investigation of their apartment revealed that they had recently returned from Papakura Military Camp in Auckland. A piece of paper was also discovered containing instructions for ‘Hand Weaponization’ with a symbol on the Vitruvian Man in the bottom-right corner. The piece of paper has now been classified SCP-XXXX-2.

The author of SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 has been classified as POI-XXXX and Foundation efforts are currently underway to locate and contain them.