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Item #: SCP-42069-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-42069-J is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell, with a glass tower that is 10 feet tall and 8 feet wide inside. SCP-42069-J is also to be provided with 4 red suction cups every 10 weeks.
Description: SCP-42069-J is a human male, 28 years of age, 6'4", 154lbs, with long brown hair and stubble. The subject is typically seen wearing a blue biking helmet, purple short-sleeved t-shirt, blue jeans, a blue parachute, and black Adidas-brand shoes with grey soles. SCP-42069-J possesses regenerative abilities, the extent of which are unknown (see Addendum 42069-J-2). It has also been noted that SCP-42069-J can seemingly produce both a steel harmonica and wooden guitar on-command, and that SCP-42069-J has a musical talent (somewhat).
The following is a transcript of the first and last attempted interview with SCP-42069-J. At the request of O5-█, no further interviews with SCP-42069-J are to be conducted indefinitely.
Interview:
Interviewed: SCP-42069-J
Interviewer: Dr. ███████████
<Begin Log>Dr. ███████████: Greetings, SCP-42069-J. I'd like to ask about your regenerative capabilities.
SCP-42069-J: YOU CAN'T KILL SUCTION CUP MAN, [expletive deleted]! LOOK AT ME GOOOO!
Dr. ██████████: SCP-42069-J, you say this despite the fact that on ██/█/20██, you were clinically deceased for exactly 5 minutes, correct?
SCP-42069-J: Yeah, I went to hell and [DATA EXPUNGED].
<Dr. ███████████ was immediately escorted out of the room.>Closing Statement: SCP-42069 was tranquilized and sent back to containment. No interviews have been conducted since.
Addendum 42069-J-1: SCP-42069-J was taken into Foundation custody on 1/█/2019, after SCP-42069-J was arrested by the New York City Police Department for scaling the ██████ Cleaning Co. International Headquarters building and being found presumably dead on Interstate ██. SCP-42069-J reanimated approximately 5 minutes later before being taking into NYCPD custody when the Foundation was notified.
Addendum 42069-J-2: On 1/█/2019, SCP-42069-J attempted to scale the ██████ Cleaning Co. International Headquarters building in New York City when he was forcefully removed from the 20th story window by the CEO of the company, Mr. █████ ██████████. He then parachuted onto a road, where he was run over by two civilian vehicles and presumed dead. Approximately 5 minutes later, SCP-42069-J reanimated in front of police and was quickly apprehended.
