Per 
The Legend of St. John's
Item #: SCP-5215
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: [Subject is to be kept in a 1000 sq foot luxury enclosure containing one double king sized bed with lavish bedclothes, several pillows of varying softness, an ajoining 6 x 10 foot bathroom complete with steam shower and 5 person hot tub of nordic oak design, a fully stocked electric kitchen range of professional quality and an ajoining island counter with a marble finish - loaded with an assortment of culinary utensils and equipment, a wall-mounted 40 inch television set, large couch, gaming chair, latest personal caming console with any number of requested games, an elaborate and ornate antique sofa large enough to comfortably sit 5 individuals, a writing desk and chair with a non-network capable laptop computer connected by cord to a basic printer - fully stocked with paper and ink, one wardrobe stocked with clean clothes upon request as well as a series of lockers used to house various objects deemed safe by the 05 Council. Subject must wear a remote detonatable explosive collar at all times. All nonheterosexual females between the approximate ages of 18 and 45 are never to be allowed within 200 sq. feet of the enclosure under any circumstances aside from approved instances of SCP-5215 A or during experimental procedures. As per Incident SCP-5215-1, female staff identifying as bisexual between the approximate ages of 18 and 45 are also denied access within 200 sq. feet of subject.
All requests made by SCP-5215 or other occupants are to be submitted to appropriate class B personnel for review and items delived if request is approved. Subject must be allowed do recieve one 12 case unit of India brand bottled ale, served cold as well as an assortment of cannabis edibles per day as well as any reading material he may ask for from a preapproved list of fiction literature. No more or less than two fully armed MTF Agents are to be present outside subject's enclosure and one D Class personnel must be present at all times inside subject's enclosure. Subject must be given an assortment of groceries upon request and be allowed to cook whichever meals he pleases within budget guidelines. Subject may occasionally be allowed one single cigarette of his brand choosing per day immediately after breakfast and 10 cigarettes when subject is in an inebriated state. During subject's inebriated state, no threats of bodily harm to solicit cooperation are to be extended to SCP-5215 or instances of SCP-5215-A under any circumstances to avoid any re-occurance of incident SCP-5215-3. Subject must never be allowed to leave enclosure unless otherwise authorized by 05 Council Members and/or attending research staff and permanantly housed at Site 02. ]
Description: [Subject is a caucasian male humanoid of apparent nordic and western European decent standing at 183 cm in height, weighing approximately 210 lbs and is approximately 30 to 35 years of age. SCP-5215 has slightly underaverage sized ears which he appears to be somewhat embarassed, yet good-natured about when said ears are pointed out in conversation. Subject has eyes which shift in colour from several shades of blue, green, yellow and grey depending on unknown factors - but predominately appear to have iris rings of blue, green and gold in decending order towards the pupils which can appear to rotate sightly over time. Subject has reddish brown hair but prefers to have a clean shaven head and sports a closely trimmed beard containing blonde, red, brown and black hairs which often shift in colour to predominately red to predominately blonde. Subject is an endomorph but is heavily muscled, containing a relatively low BMI for his body type and has a number of plain black tattoos - one of which resembles a spider located between the forefinger and thumb of his right hand and a large tribal sun containing a celtic symbol on his right upper arm. Subject has a jolly and humorous demeanor most of the time and is cooperative and friendly with onsite staff unless otherwise provoked or has percieved an individual to have had mistreated women or children, in which case SCP-5215 will enter a state of aggression towards the percieved offender, often engaging them in physical violence or beratinng them in a thick Newfoundland accent which often renders the insults unintelligable. SCP-5215 was discovered in St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada on 10/22/2018 after Foundation staff were alerted by a local news broadcast in which subject was being interviewed by a female reporter who began removing her clothes during the interview in an attempt to seduce SCP-5215 who at the time was claimimg to do a comedy bit about being a Professional Wingman for local night clubs.
SCP-5215 posesses the ability to sexually arouse any female humanoid he makes eye contact with to a startling degree, as well as increases the sexual arousal rate of any female humanoids between the approximate ages of 18 and 45 who are within 200 sq. feet of SCP-5215 to approx. five to ten times their current biological rate prior to exposure. SCP-5215 also posesses apparent superhuman strength, physical endurance, overall health and his internal organs operate at peak efficiency despite heavy impact damage. SCP-5215 confesses to having other hidden abilities such as the ability to instantly transport from one place to another, but relents that these abilities often "sucks the life right out of him" and as such chooses not to employ them, even under extreme duress. SCP-5215 claims to go by the name and title of Terry Carson Bursey, son of Carson Terry Bursey, and is perpetually accompanied by two instances of SCP-5215-A; a blonde caucasian human female apparently 23 years of age going by the name of Vanessa Blackwood and another female human by the name of Sarah Han of mixed caucasian and asian decent of the same age; none of which appear to age at all biologically when in the presence of SCP-5215. Both instances of SCP-5215-A are incredibly physically attractive and possess noticably charming personalities. Both instances show signs of mild distress when seperated from SCP-5215 for periods of around fifteen minutes with more intense signs of distress after 24 hours of seperation. Instances of SCP-5215-A who have been seperated from SCP-5215 for longer than 48 hours will atempt to reunite with SCP-5215 by any means they deem necessary or will promptly commit suicide by any means they are able to and seem to be completely devoted to SCP-5215, claiming that they are SCP-5215's "life partners". SCP-5215 and said instances engage in an almost constant state of sexual intercourse in great variety either with SCP-5215 or each other - seemingly depending on personal whim. Onsite personnel within audio distance of said sexual activity often report hightened sexual arousal that requires immediate relief, asking for privacy do do so, before returing to their posts. All male personnel also report extreme discomfort when SCP-5215 makes eye contact with them and are often observed keeping their heads lowered and gazes averted from SCP-5215 and SCP-5215-A when in their presence.
While SCP-5215 possesses no apparent especially attractive features aside from startlingly attractive eyes and an above average build, he is described as being incredibly physically attractive by heterosexual and bisexual women between the approx. ages of 18 and 45 - even when effect dissipates when being merely exposed to images of SCP-5215, promting said females to comment on the "bad camera angle" or other apparent excuses to account for the difference in percieved attractiveness by the observer, especially if the observer is an instance of SCP-5215-A. For an unknown reason, impregnation has proved extremely difficult with instances of SCP-5215-A by SCP-5215. Staff are advised not to mention this low pregnancy rate to instances of SCP-5215-A under any circumstances. To date there has only been one pregancy between SCP-5215 and an instance of SCP-5215-A which resulted in the death of said instance of 5215-A - named Lenore Kroyer - as well as the birth of REDACTED. Under no circumstances is REDACTED to be mentioned to SCP-5215. Under no circumstances are SCP-5215 or accompanying instances to be within physical or audio range of SCP-1847 in order to avoid another occurance of SCP-5215-1847.]
Addendum: [Due to SCP-5215's cooperative and amiable nature but potential for cauing a possible World-Ender Class Event, subject has been tentatively designated Euclid class with the postential for either Safe or Keter reclassification pending further study. Studies are ongoing as to SCP-5215's limitations and/or intentions as well as to probing his mysterious past.]
