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Reverse Psychologist

The Reverse Psychologist is a humanoid creature standing 195cm tall and weighing 84kg. The Reverse Psychologist displays numerous abnormalities in his anatomy, most notably of which his total lack of skin, his upper and lower limbs being switched, and his torso facing the wrong direction, as well as his neck, which is particularly long and thick, and, of course, his two pairs of big bulging eyes, one on his face where you would expect them to be, and the other, bigger pair, on his posterior. Another few details to note are the absence of lips and any body hair or nails.

The Reverse Psychologist is capable of bending and twisting his limbs in many improbably ways, with complete disregard to his observed anatomy, which allows him to move in unpredictable ways and fit into very tight spaces (of note was the event when the Reverse Psychologist had managed to fit entirely in a large office water tank. He was only discovered after attempting to drag personnel into the tank with him, shattering their bones and killing them). He also possesses enough strength to break through a solid 1m thick wall of concrete, though this strength does not seem to be anomalous in origin, but rather a product of his bizarre body.

The Reverse Psychologist is a highly unstable individual, though he has proven capable of intelligence, even claiming to have a PHD. His erratic behaviour makes him a very dangerous subject, and personnel is advised not to engage with him unless absolutely necessary. In his regular state, the subject will spout incoherent ramblings at any willing to listen. Personnel interviewed after interacting with him describe him as "goofy", "endearing", and even "extremely funny". He appears as a kind if strange person, trying his best to help, and he has proven capable of helping personnel suffering from mental issues such as depression. He poses no threat in that state, but will still occasionally attempt to escape, these attempts often proving comedically easy to thwart. But if they are not given frequent visits, the subject will regularly enter periods of increased aggressiveness and overall erratic behaviour, demanding he be given a patient, "for their own good". If these demands are not met, he will become more and more aggressive, actively attempting to break out at any given chance. After 48 hours, the subject will scream profanities and absurdities at the top of their lungs, causing effects ranging from nausea, mood swings, brain damage and severe psychological disorders to affect any person unfortunate enough to hear them. This also affects animals, and has even shown to stilt the growth of plants. Once it has located a person able to take him out of containment, his screaming will focus on the person. The person will then feel their mind be violated, their innermost fears and repressed memories emerging while they slowly forget everything from their job to their name and even close friends and family. The process can take up to 10 minutes in the case of the most resilient of individuals. These fits can be placated, however, if he is simply given a "patient" to "help". During those particularly starved sessions, the Reverse Psychologist will spout nonsensical sentences, as is his habit, but the patient seems to perfectly understand what he is saying, and cannot help but answer him. The patient will become more and more agitated as the Reverse Psychologist's inarticulate shouts slowly transitions to a deep, suave and professional voice, speaking the "patient"'s mother tongue perfectly. After some time, the subject will start asking more personal questions on sometimes seemingly innocuous events, plunging the patient into a frenzy. The Reverse Psychologist will, at the end of the session, when the "patient" starts forming incoherent sentences, digress, and start talking about psychologists, Freud in particular, often criticizing their ideas and exposing his own theories. As of incident (insert bs number here), these sessions are not to be listened in on or recorded, especially these ending digressions. Any personnel caught listening to these theories or propagating a transcript of them is to be terminated immediately.