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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be encased in foam to prevent accidental shattering and stored in a standard Safe-Class anomalous items containment and storage unit, in an appropriately labelled drawer.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 2cm x 2cm x 12cm vial with a rounded bottom (SCP-XXXX-1) and a cork cap (SCP-XXXX-2), engraved with a 6 sided die, with symbols in an unknown language in place of numbers on its sides. The vial has a half-torn adhesive label attached to it, the label reads:

(3) "Vial of Somewhere Else"
Do not:


With the word "Do" being underlined with a black permanent marker, and the word "not" being crossed out by that same marker.

SCP-XXXX-1 contains a light green phosphorescent liquid (SCP-XXXX-3), that, except for these aesthetic changes, appears to have the same properties as water.
Anyone who ingests any amount of SCP-XXXX-3 will be instantly moved to another, -seemingly random, location on earth, while this effect is mostly random, it has been observed to favor famous locations or landmarks, testing has shown that it is most likely based on the user's knowledge of the location, attempts to reliably control the destination of the teleport are still ongoing.

Every day at midnight, if any of SCP-XXXX-3 has been consumed or otherwise removed from SCP-XXXX-1, it is refilled. During this time, the engraving on SCP-XXXX-2 glows bright green.

It should also be noted that all attempts to store SCP-XXXX-3 in any other container than SCP-XXXX-2 have been unsuccessful, as any SCP-XXXX-3 remaining outside SCP-XXXX-2 at midnight evaporates rapidly, and the gases released from said evaporation disappear into nothing shortly afterwards.