Item #: SCP 667
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures
SCP 667 is to be kept in a 60 m60m 20m steel room with space for. 2 Guards with stun rifles are to be outside to prevent intruders. Any escape attempts are to be reported to Highest Ranking staff available. At least 1 camera must be in the cell and a door with Level 3 clearance or above. SCP 667 is to be given metal only if being tested. It is also to be informed when it’s next interview is so it can “prepare”.
Description SCP 667 is an old man of Austrian heritage. It is almost always dressed in overalls but is well dressed for interviews. One would thin SCP 667 is normal engineer, until he gets to work with metal. When within 5 feet of metal SCP 667 will work with it for about a day creating a small metallic creature known as SCP 667-1. It will then ask the first person he sees if they would like SCP 667-1. If the person says no, SCP 667 will seem almost sad and offer SCP 667-1 To the next person he finds until someone accepts. If the person says yes however, SCP 667 will give SCP 667-1 life through anomalous means, SCP 667-1 seems to happy and has the mentality of a dog, it is loyal and can do many things, including the following
- Dispense Coffee
- Be used as an alarm clock
- Help clean (Depending on which creature it is)
The creatures seen from the Mechanic include
A Scorpion Offered to Doctor ████████
A Spider Offered to Researchers █████ and ███████
A Dragonfly Offered To Researcher ███
There has never been any instance of a hostile SCP 667-1 and SCP 667 seems to take pride in his work.
Interview SCP 667
Interviewed: [SCP 667 with a talking parrot instance of SCP 667-1]
Interviewer: [Doctor ████]
Foreword: [The first attempt to communicate to SCP 667]
<Begin Log>
** Doctor ████:** [Doctor ████ Clears his throat “Sir, do you understand English”]
SCP 667: [“Very little good sir, That is why I brought my translator” SCP 667 motions to SCP 667-1]
** Doctor ████:** “Ah, well can you tell me how you make your…” Doctor ████ stops for a moment, thinking for the right word “Pets?”
SCP 667: “I think of them more as my children, I shape them first after listening to what the metal would like to be, like a barber to his patron, then when I am done, I do what my mother taught me”
** Doctor ████:** “Pardon me you… Hear the metal?”
SCP 667: “You don’t? Ah.. I guess it took me long to fully understand, now tell me please, why am I your… Prisoner, for lack of a better term”
** Doctor ████:** “Sadly I cannot tell you that information I am very sorry, also I must compliment you on your… Children?”
SCP 667: SCP 667 pulls out an ant instance of SCP 667-1 the size of a finger “Would you like this piece I finished last night?
Doctor ████:** “I actually would, thank you”
<End Log>Closing Statement: [SCP 667-1 sent to be researched on, later being given back to Doctor ████






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