WABUNKEZ

SCP: 5133

ARCHIVED OBJECT CLASS: SAFE
REASSIGNED OBJECT CLASS: Keter
DISRUPTION CLASS: EKHI
RISK CLASS: DANGER


Archived Containment Procedures
Scp 5133 does not need any containment cell. He is allowed to run and jump around the facility whenever he likes. Scp 5133 loves to play hide and seek with Personnel hiding from him and he will find all of them. He loves to spread joy and happiness and can and should be used to increase Staff Morale. All the staff here loves this Scp! In fact, any attempt to hurt this Scp will result in Immediate Termination, no matter the scenario. On Site Termination will be done via Incineration.

Archived Description
BLOCKED FOR MEMETIC HAZARD BLOCKED FOR MEMETIC HAZARD DETECTED BLOCKED FOR MEMETIC HAZARD BLOCKED FOR MEMETIC HAZARD DETECTED BLOCKED FOR MEMETIC HAZARD BLOCKED FOR MEMETIC HAZARD DETECTED SEE ADDENDUM 5133-1c


Containment Procedures
Scp 5133 is to be kept in Site 19’s Memetic Hazards Division, in a 2 meter by 2 meter Containment Cell locked by Level 04 Clearance, Any Staff Personnel Aware of the Appearance or Behaviour of Scp 5133 are to be Anesthetized and sent to Immediate Psychological Evaluation. As per the effects of Scp 5133, no perfectly reliable containment has been found, researchers are trying to find a way to contain Scp 5133 without suffering from its effects but until then Scp 5133 is Classified Keter.

Description
Due to the nature of this Scp, no proper Description of Appearance or Behaviour can be given without the spread of Memetic Hazards. SEE ADDENDUM 5133-1. Due to Incident Scp 5133-1 no Date or Description of Scp 5133’s Discovery is known SEE ADDENDUM Scp 5133-2.


ADDENDUM 5133-1
Scp 5133 has shown the ability to dispatch memetic hazards to any person attempting to describe or see Scp 5133, Note, the Memetic Hazards will only be dispatched by describing the entity itself and not given description, as in the Scp Foundation Number Classification.

ADDENDUM 5133-2
Scp 5133’s Discovery had never been logged into the Foundation Database as Staff had fallen for the Memetic Hazard before any coherent text was backed up. As Site 138 had housed Scp 5133 before any Memetic Properties had been discovered, no action had been taken to protect staff. In a matter of days, the entire staff of Site 138 had become
Class E Personnel. The Foundation had no suspicions of Scp 5133’s true memetic hazard, therefore the Site had been taken over by Personnel trying to protect Scp 5133. The Foundation only started to suspect something was wrong when no response was given to Dr. Mason Coopers eMail Checkup, to check if anything had gone wrong and if extra resources were needed, here are the series of eMails, archived for this document.


By: teN.pcS|repooCnosaM.rD#teN.pcS|repooCnosaM.rD
To: teN.pcS|remhuarGdlareG.rD#teN.pcS|remhuarGdlareG.rD
Subject: Site Funds
Site 138 has not been replying to any Foundation Email Check ups, is everything alright? As Site Administrator your job is to tell us if additional funds are needed for any containment cell or procedure for your site. Also it seems Scp 5133’s Document has not been sent into the Foundation Database? I'm afraid if I don't receive any News from your Site I will have to alert the Upper Site Command

Dr Mason Cooper


After Further Delay of response, Dr. Mason Cooper had commissioned 2 Mtf Unit Epsilon 11coperatives (Designated Nine Tail Fox) to Lockdown the Facility’s supposed Containment Breach. The Following Radio Conversation with Grappler, NTF Operative, Runner, NTF Operative and MTF Dispatch has been transcribed from the Data Logs.

Grappler: I Don't Hear anything in the top floor, Runner, you see anything down there.

Runner: No, but I hear something, come down to check it out.

Site Dispatch: Be Careful down there, make sure to report everything you see.

Runner: I Don't think this was a containment Breach, No Signs indicate to it at least.

Site Dispatch: Can you explain your reasoning Runner?

Runner: Everything is well kept and- Wait a minute, I'm checking the cams, all Scp’s I can monitor are Contained.

Grappler: Wait Runner, I See something, Site Dispatch, Do I approach it?

Site Dispatch: That would be appreciated, tell us what you see.

Grappler: It's the staff and a [BLOCKED FOR NON MEMETIC HAZARD BREACH]

Runner: That sounds wrong, I'm coming to you right now.

Site Dispatch: Im sorry, you didn't sound correct on our end, can you repeat that.

Radio Silence Was Heard For A 1:33 seconds.

Runner: Site Dispatch, Come in, This thing, it's Memetic, I Didn't see… It.
But all the staff are worshipping it, they're looking for me, they got Grappler too and…

Transmission has ended.

After learning of Scp 5133 Memetic Properties Mobile Task Force ETA 10 (Designated SEE NO EVIL) Was Sent into Capture Scp 5311. All Personnel at Site 54 had been affected by Scp 5133’s Memetic effects for too long for Amnestic Treatment to be possible, and fear of further spreading could occur if Researchers tried spreading word of Scp 5133. The Foundation executed Procedure 5133-x2, Terminating all Researchers of Site 138. During the Termination of Site 138 MTF ETA had found the Scp 5133 Document, though the Incoherent writing done by researchers under the effects of Scp 5133 could not be used in the Foundation Database, The Archived Document Is On Top of The New Reformed Scp 5133 Document. The Original Object Class given to Scp 5133 was safe, as Researchers under the effect of Scp 5133 seemingly had only good thoughts about Scp 5133, worshipping it, After further testing of Scp 5133, The Foundation has Given Scp 5133 The Keter Object Class until a viable containment is constructed.
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