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Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures The plant is to be contained in a 5 meter by 6 meter room in light containment. Under no circumstances is it to be taunted, lied to, and/or bullied. Failing to do so will make it extremely agitated and bring it into its second state, and it is advised to leave the room before it breaks the mental state of any personnel inside its containment facility.

Description: It is similar in size and shape to the common Dracaena Trifasciata, or Snake Plant. At the time of this document being written, it is unknown where or how it got here, as the house in which it was found had no current residents. It is fluent in regular human speech, and has been recorded to respond in over [DATA EXPUNGED] different languages. The plant is also fully aware of its surroundings, as it has been found that it greets all personnel who enter its containment chamber by name, even if the subject has not told their name yet. It will always strike up a friendly conversation, and is known to aid those with mental health issues such as depression, anxiety, and P.T.S.D. It will stay in this helpful and supportive state as long as nobody mentions or asks where the plant came from. If the topic is brung up, It will start to chant ‘You dare’ multiple times in Latin until it will start speaking in English about how human flesh is a delicacy and other gruesome topics. The plant will continue to terrify any human inside of its cell until it is alone, and it will slowly come from its angered state to its normal and content state.

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