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Item # SCP-5284
object class: Thaumiel
Special containment procedures: SCP-5284 is physically self contained, but requires censorship
All incoming and out coming transmissions must be 75 meters away from SCP-5284. SCP-5284 can ride radio waves and can escape on them. individuals are made aware SCP-5284 has been given a Class-A amnesics.
Personnel must strictly adhere to their role when entering the chamber. When asked to leave SCP-5284, personnel should do so as quickly as possible. Under no circumstance may anyone enter SCP-5284's chamber without level 4 clearance.
SCP-5284 has a similar containment process of SCP-106, as the ELO-IID magnetics must be turned off, but the intercoms may not me on within 75 meters of SCP-5284. SCP-5284 may not be recorded by video, as it may escape. only visuals are allowed.
Description: SCP-5284 is a pair of shoes, found in ruins of a Greek temple of Hermes. now contained, SCP-5284 allows the wearer to fly through the sky, and pass through all objects. like SCP-106, SCP-5284 is able to enter and exit the pocket dimension, taking the wearer with it. SCP-5284, after being worn for 2 hours, will lock itself on the feet on the wearer, and cannot be removed. after 4 hours of being worn, SCP-5284 starts to consume its wearer, with a thick black ooze slowly spreads up the wearer. first up its legs, then abdomen, until all of the victim is consumed. SCP-5284 then takes control of the victim, and will roam the streets, killing all living things it sees. after 8 hours after the victim is consumed, SCP-5284 devours the victim, still alive. SCP-5284 then goes into the pocket dimension, and rides radio waves, to a new area, awaiting a new victim.
People of Greek descent are majority victims, reasons unclear. people of Gaelic descent are least likely victims, reasons unclear.
SCP-5284 interactions are worldwide, as the Radio waves SCP-5284 rides may lead to different countries. SCP-5284 is rarely found in the wild, in the middle of forests or deserts, and is mostly found in highly dense populated areas. reasons being for higher success of a victim.

Investigation notes:
24 September, 2009: entered 12:23 SD is with me, as a precaution of attempted escape. D-4962 has entered the chamber. D-4962 has put on SCP-5284. we must wait for SCP-5284 to start consuming D-4962 before more studies may commence.
13:32 SCP-5284 has secured itself on D-4962, It has started consuming him. D-4962 is visibly sweating. whether it is from SCP-5284 or of fear, i cannot tell.
17:23 SCP-5284 continues to spread, the black mucus is starting to show. D-4962 is starting to hyperventilate, still sweating. Reasons of this are still unknown. we must continue.
19:45 SCP-5284 is up to D-4962's chest. all signs of any bodily imperfection has been destroyed. SCP-5284 is changing D-4962's body to it's desire.
22:12 SCP-5284 has consumed all of D-4962 but his face. D-4962 has stopped sweating and hyperventilating. SCP-5284 is taking over D-4962's conscience. D-4962 has a blank stare and is unresponsive. restraints are being secured.
23:31 SCP-5284 has consumed D-4962 completely. SCP-5284 is attempting to get free of the restraints. Restraints holding. SCP-5284 looks like a body builder. full muscles and sculpted abs. no imperfection can be seen. Veins can be seen throbbing on SCP-5284. a yellow ooze is dripping out of SCP-5284's mouth. a single green eye is on SCP-5284's face, four red pupils inside. all are individual moving, and is observing its restraints.
24:55 SCP-5284 is studying me. it seems to be aware i am studying it as well. it is making no attempt of escape. whether it gave up or is planning escape, i am unsure. SCP-5284's actions cannot be predicted.
2:32 SCP-5284 has grabbed one of it's restraints, but not tearing at it. SCP-5284 is feeling it's restraints. I think it may be planning an escape. SD has armed their weapons, ready to fire. I am to warn a level 4 personnel, and to have the block on lock down.
4:43 The block is on lock down. SD is ready to fire at SCP-5284 if it breaks its restraints.
5:12 SCP-5284 is attempting escape. it has grown onto the restraints, and is crushing them. the restraints are holding, but not for long.
5:32 SCP-5284 has broken one of its restraints. SD has opened fire, shooting to kill.
5:42 Weapons have no effect on SCP-5284. SCP-865 is being retrieved. it will take time. We do not have time. SCP-5284 has broken 3 of it's restraints. a shutdown of the entire foundation has commenced. SCP-5284 will not be allowed to escape.
6:02 SCP-5284 is free of it's restraints. it is breaking through it's chamber. SCP-865 is armed. we will open fire. SCP-5284 will be killed.
6:21 SCP-5284 has stopped its rampage. it realizes what SCP-865 is. it realizes it can be killed by it. SCP-5284's eyes are focused on me, SD and SCP-865. the fourth eye is looking at everything around it, looking for an alternate path.
6:32 SCP-5284 has focused all four of its eyes on me. I feel uneasy. SCP-5284 opens it's mouth. it is speaking? it requests to be set free. its voice. it is Howard stern's. did SCP-5284 learn this from the radio waves? It is unsure. SD tries to converse with SCP-5284. it is unproductive. SD tells SCP-5284 to stop, and to revert to its original form. SCP-5284 does not answer. it is thinking.
6:43 SCP-5284 has sat down. it is thinking. SD had not fired SCP-865, nor disarmed it. SCP-5284 has focused it's eyes on SD. SCP-5284 says it will only revert to it's passive state if it's requests are met. SD asks what the requests are. SCP-5284 asks for a larger chamber, with 3 hosts a day. SCP-5284 asks for a short radio wave, for only inside the chamber, and so it can still ride them, but can't get free. SCP-5284 asks, a temple of Hermes. SCP-5284 grows quiet. SD is quiet. The room is quiet. SD is thinking. one SD has left the block.
7:21 a level 4 personnel has been requested. SCP-5284's demands are being decided upon. Level 4 personnel has come into the block. Personnel stares at SCP-5284. Personnel says demands will be met, however they will be modified. SCP-5284 must allow itself to be studied SCP-5284 must allow itself to follow orders, and help with other SCP containment and research. SCP-5284 is silent. It closes it's Eye. SCP-5284 smiles. SCP-5284 reveals hundreds of teeth. humanoid teeth. all over it's mouth, no pattern whatsoever. This unsettles me. SCP-5284 agrees. SCP-5284 starts to shrink from D-4962. D-4962 is still alive, shaken, but alive.
8:33 SCP-5284 has reverted to its passive state. preparations are being made to move SCP-5284 into it's new chamber.

27 June, 2013 : SCP-5284 has been cooperative. it has followed it's deal, and has not attempted escape. tests are being conducted. SCP-5284's blood has been tested. It has a natural antibody and can cure any cancer. much like SCP-500, this blood can be manufactured into pills that can cure all cancers. however, the process takes time. it requires to be mixed with astatine, iodine,Tennessine, nitrogen, and Argon. the process take 4 weeks. SCP-5284 has aided in preventing the escape of SCP-3453 on multiple occasions. SCP-5284 cooperates with everything we ask of it. SCP-5284 asks to be called Gholdlov (gha-ld-la-ve) we call SCP-5284 this, only when we talk to it directly, except for SD and level 4 Personnel. SCP-5284 has helped with many site, being transferred to whichever ones need it.