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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment unit, furnished without item originating from certain marine organisms. This includes, but is not limited to, animals from the following groups:¹

• Amphibians²
• Lobe Finned Fishes
• Ray-Finned Fishes
• Cartilaginous Fishes
• Jawless Fishes
• Turnicates³
• Lancelets⁴
• Reptiles of the order Testidunes
• Reptiles of the order Crocodilia
• Reptiles of the family Schlangen
• Mammals from the order Sirenia
• Mammals from the infraorder Cetacea

The following items were requested, approved, and acquired for SCP-XXXX's containment unit.

• Standard Issue Bed, built with inorganic materials, along with Standard Issue Bedsheets, Pillow covers, and Mattress. Additional requests are to be sent to Dr. Alan Gore Ethics Officer Deacon Green
• Standard Issue Desk, built with inorganic materials
• One Waterless Toilet⁵
• One Camera, with a view of the toilet⁶
• One Rug
• One Abstract Painting
• One Laptop, programmed following Standard Foundation Containment Protocols

SCP-XXXX will be allowed to leave its containment unit for no more than two hours a day, in order to maintain it's health. SCP-XXXX's daily meals may not contain matter from the following groups of animals.⁷ Any anomalous reactions to daily meals are to be reported to Dr. Alan Gore Ethics Officer Alan Green

• Amphibians⁸
• Lobe Finned Fishes
• Ray-Finned Fishes
• Cartilaginous Fishes
• Jawless Fishes
• Turnicates⁹
• Lancelets¹⁰
• Reptiles of the order Testidunes
• Reptiles of the order Crocodilia
• Reptiles of the family Schlangen
• Mammals from the order Sirenia
• Mammals from the infraorder Cetacea

Description: SCP-XXXX is a human male of Caucasian appearance, with the birth name
Francis ██████. SCP-XXXX is 21 years old and displays no outward features not consistent with a normal human male. SCP-XXXX has brown hair, along with green eyes, and appears to be relatively in shape. While in containment, SCP-XXXX has grown out his beard. SCP-XXXX has made no attempts to escape. The anomalous quality of SCP is his ability to gain certain enhancements after having sex¹¹ with certain marine organisms.

SCP-XXXX was acquired by the Foundation recently, in July of ████. SCP-XXXX was living in the city of ███████ in the US state of ██████. SCP-XXXX was working as a counselor at ██████ youth camp and was known to supervise camper's fishing. Upon Foundation investigation into SCP-XXXX, it was found that SCP-XXXX repeatedly engaged in bestiality, specifically with fish caught from the camp lake. SCP-XXXX first came to the attention of the Foundation after a video of SCP-XXXX exhibiting exceptional strength went viral. The Foundation launched a video "disproving" the video through the web series Truth Seekers¹² along with a minor disinformation campaign. At midnight on ██/██/██ Mobile Task Force Alpha-16 "Uncle Mikes" was deployed to ██████ youth camp, via Chinook Helicopter, with orders to capture SCP-XXXX. Afterward, Agent Rebecca Frendt¹³ was dispatched to ██████ youth camp over several summers to monitor the spread of stories about SCP-XXXX¹⁴. Following SCP-XXXX's arrival at Site-108 "The Rig," SCP-XXXX was put into the care of Senior Researcher Dr. Alan Gore, who began standard post-acquisition procedure.

Dr. Gore has not learned the cause of SCP-XXXX's abilities. SCP-XXXX seems relatively reluctant to discuss this topic. Study of SCP-XXXX's biochemistry has revealed that the abilities have no biological origin. Therefore, the only possible conclusion is that SCP-XXXX anomalous traits are magical in nature. Dr. Gore has since put forth a request for an expert in magical studies. The following is a transcript of Dr. Gore's initial Interview with SCP-XXXX, which included discussion of the origin of his abilities.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Alan Gore

Foreword: This interview occurred within twelve hours of SCP-XXXX's capture by Mobile Task Force Alpha-16 "Uncle Mikes." At the time of this interview, SCP-XXXX has recently been briefed of his new status as a ward of the Foundation. SCP-XXXX has been dosed with a low dose of morphine, in order to calm him down. Dr. Gore is using SCP-XXXX's birth name to help him adapt to his new conditions.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Gore: Good Morning Francis, I hope

SCP-XXXX: Yeah…

SCP-XXXX looks around at the interview room. Focuses on the one-way glass window mirror to his left

SCP-XXXX: Is there anybody on the other side of that window?
Dr. Gore: Don't worry, nobody is watching us¹⁵. I made sure of that.

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

Footnotes

1. See incident report SCP-XXXX-A

2. Clearance Test halted by O5 Council. See Addendum SCP-XXXX-X

3. Clearance Test halted by O5 Council. See Addendum SCP-XXXX-X

4. Clearance Test halted by O5 Council. See Addendum SCP-XXXX-X

5. See Incident Report SCP-XXXX-1

6. See Incident Report SCP-XXXX-1

7. See incident report SCP-XXXX-A

8. Clearance Test halted by O5 Council. See Addendum SCP-XXXX-X

9. Clearance Test halted by O5 Council. See Addendum SCP-XXXX-X

10. Clearance Test halted by O5 Council. See Addendum SCP-XXXX-X

11. See SCP-XXXX-Document 1, for what constitutes as sex for the activation of SCP-XXXX's anomalous qualities.

12. Truth Seekers is a show on a youtube channel operated by a Foundation front

13. Agent Rebecca Frendt spent three years serving with Mobile Task Force Nu-6 "Triple-Dog Daredevils." Her youthful appearance makes her capable of blending in with other counselors(who are often in college or high school)

14. Since SCP-XXXX's containment, older campers at ██████ youth camp have been known to tell the story of "Counselor Frank the Fish Fucker" and the secret agency that took him away. The Foundation has applied pressure of ██████ youth camp staff to stem the spread of this story through calls from "concerned parents" and suggestions to camp management by Agent Rebecca Frendt. However, the story seems to have spread more rapidly since the action was taken.

15. Dr. Gore is lying, quite a few people are watching. 3 researchers and 2 junior researchers are behind the one-way mirror, and Site 108 Director ███████ is watching through a hidden camera.