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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained at Site-64 within a 1^3 meter steel box, no observation windows or visual surveillance equipment is to be installed in the containment chamber. If testing is approved SCP-XXXX is to be moved to a 5 x 5 x 3 meter testing area, .

No personnel are to be make visual contact with SCP-XXXX at any time. If any research staff or site security make visual contact with the object they are to be moved to a standard humanoid containment cell to await termination.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a pepperoni pizza produced by the █████ ███ restaurant chain. SCP-XXXX measures 30 cm in diameter, 2 cm in height and weights 300 grams.

When any human makes visual contact with SCP-XXXX they are compelled to consume it, often becoming consumed by the idea and neglecting food, water, and sleep to try to return to the object. SCP-XXXX also exhibits the ability to regenerate mass at a rate of 20 grams per second.

Addendum 1: [[collapsible show="+ Experiment Log for SCP-XXXX" hide="- Experiment Log for SCP-XXXX"]]

Audio Log Transcript

Date: ██/██/20██

Object: SCP:XXXX

Subject: D-69115

Research Team Lead: Dr. C████

D-69115 is instructed to enter SCP-XXXX's testing chamber and comply with Dr. C████'s instructions. D-69115 is fitted with an explosive collar in case he does not obey.


[BEGIN LOG]

D-69115 enters the testing chamber.

Dr. C████: D-69115, can you describe the object in front of you please.

D-69115: It's a pizza.

Dr. C████: Can you be more descriptive?

D-69115: Dude, it's just a peperoni pizza. What else is there to say?

Dr. C████: Please approach the object.

D-69115 is heard walking toward the center of the room.

D-69115: Hey, it's still warm. Can I have a slice or is it going to blow my arm off or some shit like that?

Dr. C████: Pick up a slice but don't eat it.

D-69115 is heard chewing

Dr. C████: Are you eating it? I just told you to pick it up!

D-69115: Oh my God! This is so good!

Dr. C████: Please exit the testing area, D-69115.

D-69115: Nah, I'm good.

More chewing is heard

Dr. C████: I'm not asking, exit now or you will be removed.

D-69115: Screw you!

Two guards wearing blindfolds enter the testing area and forcefully remove D-69115 from the chamber.

[END LOG]

When D-69115 was placed in a standard humanoid containment cell and refused to eat or drink. D-69115 expired due to dehydration after 2 days.