Interviewed: SCP_
Interviewer: Dr. __
Dr. - alright please state what you want in exchange for more information on your anomalous properties
SCP - Id like access to your on-site psychiatrist, i know you have one and i would like weekly meetings with them.
Dr. - and why are you willing to make this deal?
SCP - Its complicated
Dr. - Alright fine, what can you tell us about your anomalous properties?
SCP - I know everything. Happened as soon as i was born, the moment that umbilical cord was cut my properties manifested.
Dr. - That's not a lot of info, any details or inner-workings you can spare?
SCP - My ability is omniscient i know everything that is happening and happened. Such as the man currently viewing this interview Dr. [redacted] is in the next room, and his wife is currently at so-and-so abortion clinic in Location, and now he's thinking that cant be right since he's sterile. and he'd be right, he is sterile but the guy his wife met at a bar about 4 months ago isn't sterile. I recommend they get the rest of the day off. They'll need it.
Dr. - impressive but it doesn't give us much. How about telling us why you aren't affected by information based SCPs such as 4885, or 2521, you know everything and these two anomalous properties rely on that
SCP - It doesn't count if the info i have on them is a result of my properties, if someone was to have the location of 4885 printed, put into a sealed envelope, and then handed to me, it would not work until i viewed the info on the sheet of paper, even if i already know it. same with 2521, i can speak any info about it without being snatched but once i say info that has been communicated to me in a medium that wasn't my anomalous properties I'll disappear.
Dr. - Very interesting. Now if you don't mind i would like to know why you have been so uncooperative leading up to now?
SCP - Well i was kidnapped, had my parents memories of me erased, and forced into containment for something that is involuntary for me at the ripe old age of 17. and worst of all, it was all by a foundation who's morals i already took issue with, but that i still protected from getting leaked out into the public as a favor of sorts. Not a good place to start, and the sleep deprivation didn't help.
Dr. - This is fine, but you do realize this is for the greater good, correct?
Subject begins to become irritated and angry
SCP - That's a dumb question, of course i fucking know what your stupid mission is the "greater good". I. Know. Everything. The last thoughts of all the D-Class you've sacrificed for your greater good. Every MTF that was lead to their death because of a dumb mistake made by you. EVERYTHING! their last words, last breath and final thoughts, and then their pain as they were torn apart, maimed, and killed. and then it keeps going. more thoughts even after death! More screams of terror! Ever heard of SCP-2718? IT DOESN'T STOP, CONSTANT SCREAMING, CONSTANT PAIN. EVER SINCE I WAS BORN THAT'S ALL ITS EVER BEEN, A PAIN I'M SO FAMILIAR WITH THAT I CAN PRACTICALLY FEEL IT. A PAIN SO INTENSE EVERYTHING ELSE FEELS LIKE A BUG-BITE. I NEED A THERAPIST BECAUSE OF YOUR MORALS, YOUR DECISIONS, AND YOUR TESTS, YOUR DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE, NO ONE IS EXPENDABLE, NO ONE DESERVES IT. THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE, NO HAPPINESS, JUST PAIN! AND YOU MARCH EVERYONE TO THAT PAIN. "GREATER GOOD" THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY! NO ONE BELIEVES IT! NO ONE!
Subject begins to sob
Dr. - I think that concludes the interview, the therapist will be here this time next week.
SCP - Might want to take a visit to amnestics, I mentioned something you aren't allowed to know about, and it wouldn't be the first time the 05's killed over it.