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Item #: SCP-3475

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3475 is to be contained in a standard humanoid cell in Research and Containment Site-81 . It is to be viewed via camera 24 hours a day and guarded by Level 3 personnel or higher, armed with [DATA EXPUNGED] in the possible event of containment breach. Absolutely none of the staff is allowed to agitate or frighten SCP-3475. Failure to obey these rules will result in immediate and forced removal.

Description: SCP-3475's face has never been shown, but it is presumed that it is a human, or at least a humanoid. It wears a tattered, dark red cloak with shortened sleeves and a hood, which is what is always obstructing their face. It has on dark green gloves that extend all the way up to it's elbows. SCP-3475 is capable of speaking fluently in English and Latin with a voice reminiscent to that of a young female human.

Although normally calm and friendly, if SCP-3475 feels it is in danger of being injured, it will unveil a weapon from its cloak and attack. Weapons vary from swords, to spears, to saws, to bows, to even shards of glass. It is currently unknown how it is capable of holding so many weapons at once. The weapons SCP-3475 summons (which from here on out shall be addressed as SCP-3475-1) whether they look blunt or sharp, are extremely dangerous and can slice through skin and bone in one slice. Even the slightest contact with the blade can pierce the flesh.1 As soon as SCP-3475 feels it is safe, it will store SCP-3475-1 back into it's cloak.

Recovery: SCP-3475-1 was located in ██████, New York, when several citizens dialed 911 after witnessing a person in a red hood commit a mass murder. Witnesses said when police arrived on the scene in attempt to arrest SCP-3475, it "Just flicked her wrist, and their guns fell apart." Recovery teams were dispatched to investigate after hearing of this, and apprehended SCP-3475 after being heavily sedated by tranquilizer darts. The victims of SCP-3475 were confirmed to be of a biker gang going by the name ████, who were currently residing in the town of ██████. When questioned why SCP-3475 murdered them, it stated "I was always told to never be the one who swings first."

Addendum 3475-A: Subject D-████ was able to persuade SCP-3475 to lend them one of its weapons, a spear. Subject D-████ was terminated and the spear was sent to Dr. ████ for structural analysis.

The handle is made up of common hickory wood. The spear's head is made up of an unknown metal alloy similar to steel. The slightest contact with the blade still separates tissue. Melting it down seems to nullify the anomalous traits of SCP-3475-1. The idea of using SCP-3475 as an infinite supply of metal has been noted.

Addendum 3475-B: Notes from Dr. ████: "This is a reminder to all staff and personnel that SCP-3475-1 is NOT, I repeat, NOT a toy. It is extremely dangerous towards staff, subjects, and the site. Any material that comes in contact with the blade is immediately severed." - Dr. ████

Addendum 3475-C: SCP-3475-1 was approved to be tested on SCP-3108. SCP-3475-1 came in the form of a sword prior to the time SCP-3108-1 was fired at it. The result was a small plastic sword from the █████████ action figure series. SCP-3475-1 displayed no anomalous traits after the transformation.
Notes: Well, at least we know of ONE gun that can stop those things from cutting up everything. - O6-██

Interview 3475-1

Interviewed: SCP-3475

Interviewer: Dr. ████

Foreword: Dr. ████ shall attempt to gather information on the origins of SCP-3475 as well as the origins of SCP-3475-1. It was told of the possibility of returning to its home if it is to comply. Dr. ████ was told to act as friendly as possible as to not frighten SCP-3475.

<Begin Log>

Dr. ████: Good day, 3475. Do not worry, I am not here to hurt you.

SCP-3475: Hello. How do you do?

Dr. ████: I wish to know of where you came from.

SCP-3475: Why would you want to know that?

Dr. ████: We are not familiar with your kind. If you would, it would be oh so helpful of you to inform us of your origins. Cooperating will also be helpful towards yourself, since we may be able to help you get back home.

SCP-3475: [Appears to be deep in thought] I see. Alright then. My home looks very similar to this place…on the outside, I mean. I've never seen houses like this. The ones I'm use to are made of wood, and are much…smaller.

Dr. ████: That's all?

SCP-3475: Well, the people also dress much differently than you folks. I really hope to return as soon as I can.

Dr. ████: We understand that. Now, how about we discuss your weaponry. What allows them to perform their anomalous traits?

SCP-3475: What do you mean?

Dr. ████: We have noticed that your weapons have been able to easily slice through almost everything we have given you…including three of our D-class subjects.

SCP-3475: I'm sorry. I don't understand. Don't weapons here do that, too?

Dr. ████: Not exactly.

SCP-3475: Oh…

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Information gathered from this interview creates several different possibilities concerning SCP-3475's origins, the most plausible being that it comes from an alternate dimension where the dominant species of the Earth are less developed in technology then us, and more developed in weaponry and possibly even storage. Further research is being planned.