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SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXX is to be kept in a soundproof metal container, guarded by no less than two armed personnel. No one is to be allowed within the 2 square meter safety area, outlined in yellow, without authorization from no less than 2 level 4 staff or higher, and without proper memetic protection. Should the container cease to prevent to sound emitted by SCP XXXX from reaching further than the 2 meter safety area, a loud continuous noise will be played over the containment area speakers. If SCP-XXXX raises the volume of the sound in an attempt to negate containment procedures,
an extremely loud and sudden sound will play over the speakers to induce temporary deafness in any potential victims. All recovered instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be incinerated at the earliest possible time.
Description
SCP-XXXX is a blue ceramic bowl containing a combination of what appears to be Italian salad dressing, shredded Monterey jack cheese, 7 grams of butter, a single cheese ball, half a clove of garlic, chocolate sauce, and water. All attempts to destroy the bowl, or empty its contents, have failed, as SCP-XXXX constantly regenerates the mixture, and the bowl is indestructible.
SCP-XXXX constantly emits a low frequency hum at approximately 50 hertz, which when heard by an individual, will cause them to cease what they are doing and attempt to recreate SCP-XXXX, using available materials. Note that the vessel containing new instances of SCP-XXXX does not strictly have to be a bowl, as any object capable of holding liquids will suffice. Any new instances of SCP-XXXX are to be referred to as SCP-XXXX-2. All instances of SCP-XXXX-2 share the same anomalous properties as SCP-XXXX, with the exceptions that they do not regenerate, and the vessel they are contained in is not indestructible. If the victim succeeds in recreating SCP-XXXX, they will attempt to consume SCP-XXXX-2. If consumption is not possible, the victim will attempt to consume SCP-XXXX, after which the victim will begin bleeding profusely from the eyes, ears, and mouth.
The victim will then begin to violently attack all personnel in its surroundings. Victims at this stage usually last around 5 minutes before succumbing to blood loss. However, if a victim is unable to recreate SCP-XXXX, they will begin to emit the same sound as SCP-XXXX in an attempt to spread the effect to others. After about 5 minutes, the victim will either [DATA EXPUNGED], or attempt to commit suicide in the quickest way feasible
Discovery
SCP-XXXX was discovered on _/_?97, in the fridge of a house located on Ave, ___, Washington, after residents complained of screaming within the house.
A law enforcement officer was dispatched to deal with the situation. Foundation personnel were alerted when the officer was seen strewn about the street in front of the house, along with 2 residents from within the house. SCP-XXXX was located and secured, and all civilians involved were administered class A amnestics.
Test Logs:
Subject: D-1712
Test Goal: Dissolve SCP-XXXX in acid
Test Results:
When placed in acid, SCP-XXXX immediately started boiling the acid around it, which bubbled violently and spilled out, bringing portions of SCP-XXXX's contents with it.
14 casualties
Test Goal: Crush SCP-XXXX with a vehicle
Test Results: SCP-XXXX increased the volume of the sound, and changed the frequency to match the resonant frequency of the material around it, which shook violently and fractured, causing a containment breach.
[DATA EXPUNGED] casualties
Addendum:
All further attempts to destroy SCP-XXXX have been prohibited.
