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Item#: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 40 gallon terrarium with one way glass, and is to be monitored by research staff once a week to ensure terrarium integrity, at Site █. SCP-XXXX is not to be tested in any way without level 3+ staff permission. No action is to be taken against SCP-XXXX, or instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will appear. And NO paper and pen or pencil is to ever be given to it, as those drawings of our lives as classical drawings are rather pointed.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a living figure of a stone Greek hoplite that is 3 inches tall and sentient. SCP-XXXX has a shield, 1.5 inches wide, traditionally called a hoplon. It is also armed with a 3 inch long spear with a pommel at the bottom and a 1 inch long short sword, traditionally called a Xiphos, which has a sheath on the waist with a strap going all the way around its body and onto its left hip.
SCP-XXXX wears a Corinthian helmet with a red plume. Around SCP-XXXX's upper body (torso) is a cuirass, called a linothorax, which covers to the waist, with scales over it. (The armor is also made completely of stone.) There are greaves on SCP-XXXX's shins and knees and sandals on its feet. Underneath the upper body armor, there's a tunic.

SCP-XXXX mills about in its terrarium on any given day, unless it spots personnel of an origin or ancestry that invaded Greece. (Examples include Germany, Italy, and Turkey.) Then, SCP-XXXX will do one of three things:
1. Loudly yell of its wishes to slaughter the personnel.
2. Begin drawing up plans to attack the personnel.
3. Charge directly at the personnel, thereby summoning instances of SCP-XXXX-1.

SCP-XXXX, upon feeling as though hostility has been directed against it, will bend over and exhibit symptoms of severe cramps in the stomach, until after about 5 seconds. At this point, SCP-XXXX-1 will be summoned, identical physical copies of SCP-XXXX. These identical copies will band together and form a phalanx, with SCP-XXXX at the head. They will then begin a head on charge. After the "threat" has been neutralized, the SCP-XXXX-1 instances will fade away and back into SCP-XXXX, who will then head back to containment if there are no other impending threats.