- Family around dinner table
- They make prayers
- Dmitri plays with his dog, dogs chases his tail to rip it off "oh silly Baxter"
- Wheres Mikhail?
- Father storms up stairs, opens his son's room and sees piles of flesh everywhere, it stinks
- Mikail is playing on his gameboy, he's a rebellious teen shut in
- Father complains about the smell, tells him to come to dinner, gets a grunt in response
- Shrugs, then goes back downstairs
- Its time to open the christmas presents, everyone is happy!
- Mother gets her husband's lips, so she can kiss him whenever he wants
- Anya gets a new prayer bible
- Mikail comes downstairs, alerted by the presence of gifts
- Father gets a new tie, made of the flesh of Baxter, Baxter and mother proud
- Mikail gets a new weed-whacker, complains of extra chores and wanted a new playstation
- Dmitri gets his first knife (he's 9 years old)
- Everyone gasps. Father is proud, Mother has tears in her eyes, Sister is awed and Mikail has a crooked smile of approval
-They start rites and Dmitri starts cutting himself up, extracting his liver while the rest of the family give him tips on how to do it (Dial it up to 11 on the gore)
-Dmitri smiles with pride over the right of passage completed and shares his viscera with sister who happily devours it.
"VASILY! COME DOWN FOR DINNER!" Mother shouted from the kitchen, as she wiped off her apron with a crude rag.
The doorbell rang, announcing that Father was finally home from the farm. Nanuq barked loudly at the new arrival at the door and Mother rushed to the foyer to open the door for her husband. A weary but merry man in farmer's overalls and blue jeans came out of the winter wonderland outside. There was a blizzard outside. Father wiped his hair and let out a sigh of relief. Nanuq wagged his tail and jumped at his master entering the household pan
"Man, what a day. You won't believe how restless the foxes and wolves were today! There were a couple of nightshades into their enclosure." Father slumped down into his chair at the kitchen table. The family's arctic wolf laid down next to him.
"Oh no" Mother said as she wiped arranged the table. Dinner plates, butcher knives and forks were placed.
"You'd think the Alaskan winter snow would stop their growth but the Verdant has its perfidious ways. I had to spend the entire day cutting down the plants, the wolves weren't even willing t—" Father was interrupted as Dmitri rushed towards him from the living room
"Daddy! Daddy look I read the entire Book of Sun today!" the young precocious Dmitri exclaimed happily holding out the thin booklet in front of his eyes.
"Nu-uh! Dmitri only read three pages before putting the book down. He's stupid" Anya shouted from the living room. The seven year old girl was reading through a tattered picture book version of the Book of Frost.
"NO I DIDNT!" Dmitri shouted in vexation
"Anya, don't say bad words" Mother said in a monotonous voice while placing prayer pamphlets on the table for the children
"He is, Mom."
"Where is Vasily?" Father turned to Mother as she placed the napkins down.
"I called him a while back, he's still upstairs"
"I'll go get him" Father suspired. He leaned over and scratched the husky's snout before getting up. Man was today tiring. Tonight he'd get a long hard rest. It was Christmas Eve after all, and there was no better time for relaxing than tonight. Father grunted as he approached his teenage son's room. He knocked on his son's room before coming inside.
The room was a mess. Vasily's desk was covered in blood soaked homework papers, with red and clear interstitial fluids soaking up the chair's cushion. Entrails were hanging from the ceiling light, still dripping with blood and viscera. Flesh and torn red muscle tissue were scattered all over the room, along with socks and used shirts and shorts. Vasily's bed was grubby and disheveled, with meatpiles here and there on the pillows. On the bed sat Vasily, playing with his Gameboy.
"Veldt! It stinks in here, please clean your room" Father coughed and held his nose. "How many times have I told you not to bring your food upstairs?"
His son grunted in response, not bothering leaving the Gameboy with his eyes.
"We're starting dinner, come downstairs" Father said before heading back downstairs. There was now a cacophony downstairs. Dmitri was playing with Nanuq, and had wrapped an elastic band around its tail. Before long, Nanuq was clumsily running around in circles chasing its backend, provoking the family's amusement and laughter. There was a general feeling of merriment in the household, and Christmas Eve was fast approaching.
"Are we ready now?" Mother stifled a laugh before turning to Father. Anya and Dmitri started chasing Nanuq through the residence. The family's newborn laid asleep in Mother's arms, and she gently rocked it back and forth.
"Actually, I wanted to open the gifts before dinner. I have a surprise for Dmitri" Father said with a jolly look and winked at his wife.
"Oh?" Mother had a bemused look on her face.
"EVERYONE! WE'RE OPENING UP THE PRESENTS!" Father yelled. The kids screamed in excitement and rushed from living room. Nanuq had wrenched off its own tail to get to the falcon meat and was holding it in its mouth, chewing off chunks of both meats and spitting out the fur and feathers. Mats of fur and wolf blood was starting to pool out on Mother's perfectly clean ceramic floor.
Father would never allow a spy of the Verdant in their house, but the tortured corpse of the spruce sapling Father cut down and burned served its purpose as a Christmas tree. They didn't celebrate Christmas for that holiday of the Nazarene the mainlanders worshipped, but the kids seemed to enjoy the winter festivities. Children of the Green were not allowed to live in closer proximity than the edge of their ranch. All vegetation, plant life and the such have been burned, and the ground salted. Cud chewers like rabbits and cows were slaughtered and the others were warned to never approach the ranch ever again. Still, Father made an effort to provide a dead tree, too weak to spy for Pan but strong enough to hold all the bulbous red and green decorations under its frail stature. After all, it's Christmas right?
"I'M OPENING MINE FIRST!" screamed Anya, overexcited to see what her gift was. The box was held together with red wrapping paper given a cute yellow bow. She shook the box to hear if anything was inside, but it didn't make a louder noise than a dull thunk, which suggested the object was solid and took up most of the dimensions of the box. Anya ripped off the bow and looked inside. Mother had gifted her a children's copy of the Book of Canyon. Anya squealed and looked at all the pretty pictures inside. She loved picture books. Mother smiled at her.
"Oh! Before I forget, here… I made your mother this" Father reached out and took out a slightly bigger package, this one green and covered in pictures of Santa Claus. He ceremoniously presented it to his wife, to the general hilarity among the kids. Mother laughed and, after placing the newborn down, opened it to find a mason jar full of a weird crinkled fleshpaper substance.
"I've been collecting those for a while now" Father said with a smile "Every afternoon at the ranch, I would snip off my lips with the pruning shears and put them aside in this bottle for you. You've got about a month's worth of snacks in there. I want you to take one whenever you feel down, and remember that it's my way of kissing you when I'm away." Mother leaned over for a kiss and he happily responded
"Yuck!" Anya said looking away. Dmitri laughed. Vasily appeared at the entrance of the living room, no doubt enticed by the prospect of gifts.
"Me, Anya and Nanuq made something for you too" Mother wiped her mouth sideways and reached down for a package
Mother was extremely busy preparing the house for the holidays, but she somehow still found the time to craft something for Father. The family wolf had molted off its entire adipose and dermis layer, of which Mother had used as a teaching exercice to show Anya how to sew. Anya and Mother made a tie, two belts and a pair of wolf gloves for Father out of the wolf pelt and used the rest of the hide as wrapping paper. Father laughed as he unwrapped the package and looked at his wife with an exuberant expression, his eyes gleaming. He put on the tie and the gloves.
"Hey theses fit really well Nanuq!" He leaned over again and scratched the wolf under its chin. Nanuq barked at him delighted and proud and started rubbing his long snout in father's gloved hand. Dmitri and Anya laughed and Anya rushed over to hug her father. He accepted her hug with widespread arms and held her in a strong embrace.
Vasily leaned over and tugged at his gift. It was contained in a small box, about the size of a shoe box and the wrapper was adorned with Nintendo characters. Vasily snickered knowing he asked his parents for a gaming console last month and fully expecting this to be the Nintendo Switch he had asked for for a while. Unable to contain his excitement he started ripping into the wrapping paper. Inside was a a can of herbicide.
"Ah." He said, staring at his gift.
"Oh Vasily, we got you this! This is one of the best herbicide formulas we found on the market! I saw you lounging around last week and I figured the lawnmower must be a little tiring. Now you can do your part of helping the world get rid of the Greens even faster!" Mother smiled at him. Vasily held in his hand a can of Weedfire herbicide. His excitement a little tamed, he looked at her with a neutral look and sighed.
"Thanks mom" he said without a smile, looking back at the can of herbicide a little disappointed that all he got for Christmas was more chores.
Dmitri looked down at the last box under the corpse of the tree.
"Open it champ." His father had a twinkle in his eye
Dmitri leaned down and opened the box. Inside was an ornamental knife made of artic wolf ulna bone, bright and pale in the light of the sun. Dmitri grabbed hold of the knife and looked at it closer. The knife was a little bit more than nine and a half inches long and clean, and what appeared to be cloth soaked in epoxy and left to cure was wrapped around the knife handle.
Dmitri looked up to see his fathers eye shine bright with pride and Vasily smirking. His mother looked like she was holding back tears. Anya looked at his with her mouth wide open
"You're a man now, Dmitri. Almost nine years old in four months. I was thinking it over at the farm, and I realized that it's about time we allow you to offer yourself to the broken cycle fully without being told what to do."
"Oh Veldt!" yelped Anya, realizing what was going on.
"So your mother and I were talking and seeing as you're not a kid anymore, we think it's about time for your first consumption."
Father turned around and turned to the windows. After unbolting the them from their frame, he placed them down. The windows were in the way, and he didn't want anything to get injured. He looked out and saw that the snowstorm and winds had died down. Weather good enough for them to arrive.
Father startled whistling a tune known only to the adherents of the Veldt. Vasily sat down on the floor and started explaining to Dmitri how to use the knife.
And less than two minutes later, two majestic gyrfalcons appeared at the window.
Mother had come back from the living room with her own Book of Bone. She turned to her children "Alright kids, it's time for dinner!"
Vasily handed back the wolf bone knife to Dmitri and Mother placed her book down in front of him. It was a book without pictures. Dmitri had never read a book without pictures before and hesitated.
Father edged him "Well go on, read it"
Dmitri swallowed and looked at the book
They whisper out- mongering about the Earth and the sky and the heavens, and saying the stones should be molten and open, and that the water should be good for the making, and the sun that shines out on the plains.
Dmitri approached the knife to his eye. He hesitated a bit. Vasily chuckled
In the spirit of the collective. Now hear! Ah! Black Raven cries to thee, dark one, hear the scream of the ravens, hear the crunch of the bones and bony shapes breaking against the molars and the incisors. Hear the mighty echo of skin rupturing in lovely agony, lovely divinity.
Dmitri plunged the knife into his cornea and screamed at the pain. He never expected this to hurt so much, seeing Father do it so many times. The knife had sliced cleanly through iris, and popped the bubble that formed the lens, spilling blood and aqueous humour dripping down the contortions of his face. His eye started deflating like popped bubble wrap.
Down to the silt and the life, to the silent depths and the fire. Ghosts we call them, those who succumb to Pan's infernal cycle and that is when they wear down. In death, they retreat from the world and from men. We have broken this cycle, and come out freer than ephemerals!
Vasily and Father held up Dmitri, hosting him up and helped him sturdy the knife, instructing him on what to do. Dmitri twisted it some more and screeched. Popped blood vessels were spilling out the inside of the eye like the yellow veiny pulp of an egg, dribbling down making previously unknown paths down the sideline of his cheekbones
I pledge myself a servant to Veldt, and use its hand for offerings. Your winged angels. Your hand. Not mine. I have kept it close, though the knife
The falcons emitted a shriek cry and flew and dive bombed straight towards Dmitri's face. He felt the sharp pain of their talons as they dug themselves in his scalp, puncturing blood vessels and parts of his brain. The peregrine falcons bent over and dug their beaks inside of Dmitri's eye, before pulling on a red string like muscle, the optic nerve. They twisted and pulled and finally ripped it out of Dmitri's face. The falcons made a shriek before digging furiously into his mushy socket and devouring the pulp.
Suddenly, all the pain faded, as abruptly as it came. His eye was now a mess, but he no longer felt anything. Even with all the falcons tearing into him, he only felt the tugs, nothing that actually caused him pain. He looked up at his family
Father clapped and congratulated Dmitri. Mother had never looked as proud and Anya looked at him with a mixture of awe and envy. The falcons done with their meal, flew out the window.
"Well then" Father stood up with a grunt and grabbed the butcher knife Mother left on the table
"It's time to eat"
So a little backstory: My name is Dr. Joel Watanabe, currently 29 years of age. American father and Japanese mother, born in Kobe, worked for my BEng and MEng at Kobe University studying Architecture and Environmental Planning with a focus on acoustics and numeral acoustics. Turned heads and dated but never married. I guess my consistently high grades and thesis impressed the right people because I was offered a job to work at a Foundation front, Steel Craft Productions on noise cancelling infrastructure for the conveyors, construction machinery, making sure the facilities were built to absorb the most noise possible, all that fun stuff. I must have made an even bigger impression on my seniors because I was invited to take part into the Foundation officially, and understand the world of sound and vibrations more than anyone else. For a student fresh out of uni, this is one of thoses moments you
[Writing this tale in order to learn how to write.]
Writer's Notes
-story alternates between past and present
-Backstory, early life to Foundation
-Worked as a containment specialist, then as a reasearcher for SCP-1493, was present for its Incident-1493-Upsilon-01. Rendered deaf, neurological difficulties, constant headaches and pain. Can no longer work for the Foundation in a meaningful manner.
-Researcher can no longer spend time on anomalies due to injuries. Provides feedback to containment specialists but can no longer function properly suggest based on loss of hearing.
-Was given the choice to be given special C/D-Class designate on a low risk anomaly so they can have a scientist D-class, refused.
-Maybe a reference to Eta-11 somewhere?
-Eventually control on the following anomaly from the Anomalous log:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-anomalous-items
Item Description: A sewer grate that appears to be invisible in any photo taken on a digital camera.
Date of Recovery: 8-10-2017
Location of Recovery: Kyoto, Japan
Current Status: Under surveillance
-Need to write frustration at a career shaping into this. Dismay at having to survey such an innocuous anomaly that doesn't even get SCP designation, anger. Need to explore pain.
-Shaping his entire life around surveilling this anomaly, Foundation resources gave him a lot to monitor, but not enough to live comfortably in his job.
-More to add
Idea: Origin story for SCP-549, miniature Wondertainment grizzle bear. Created by Wondertainment for their young daughter to show her the family trade.
Idea: Chaos Insurgency O5 body found in river
Idea: Foundation Sites attacked by "Abaddon"
Either Safe or Euclid. Euclid (possibly Keter) on the official document. Safe (Possibly Euclid or Esoteric or Thaumiel) on the O5 papers.
-I plan to write how the Foundation intergrates itself into the world, because every story I've read so far is written like the Foundation is an outsider to real world events. Tensions collide between Foundation and Countries as the Foundation seems to be asking more and more, and this current request has pissed off quite a few people. I will focus on macropolitics, how the Foundation operates internally and externally.
-I will write about Ethics and Philosophy, why the Foundation has to limit some of mankind's progress.
-I want to write about chemistry.
-I want to make the SCP non-anomalous, as a twist, and focus on why they need to Secure/Contain/Protect this idea even though it shouldn't be part of their jurisdiction in the first place. The SCP is going to be divided into two or three parts. One part to show to low level researchers and governments. Because the SCP does not need to be contained traditionally, This version is used for no other reason than as a political tool with the goal to suppress research in it by foreign governments. Version Two will be the full description of all the effects of the Continent of Stability. Use real world science. No anomalies. This will be the research that the Professor described below will have access to. Version Three will be the document accessible to only Overseer clearance, world liaison branches, the Foundation Treasury. Anyone needed to suppress research of this information. No researchers/site directors are on the need to know.
-This SCP isn't a SCP for researchers to know about past basic knowledge of what the Continent of Stability is. Its a SCP for the O5 and High command. Its about as dangerous as someone knowing how to build a nuclear weapon, as long as no one does anything about it, its
-I want the Foundation to be involved with current events, exchanging letters with universities like Tel Aviv, Pennsylvania, Kobe, McGill etc. I want to highlight how it interferes with the curriculum in order to get the researchers it wants to hire (as a sidenote, maybe add to the article)
-Maybe start off with this? Should set up the mood this story is about macropolitics.
-I want to explore where the Foundation gathers its researchers, the universities reaction to their researchers being recruited. Exchange letters between provost and high command like O5, Foundation logistical departments. Etc
-I specifically want to write letters being exchanged between a Level 2 60-70 year old researcher who was a famous professor, exchanged ideas with Hawking, etc, before being acquired by the Foundation. His perceived value gives his a sense of self aggrandized purpose and makes him believe he should be more cozy with the higher ups. Due to his relatively new acquisition by the Foundation, he does not act fully in line with how the Foundation wants him to act. Acts proper. Possibly british from the London University. Does not get promoted to Level 3 despite his over competence at the Foundation due to not having any semblance of loyalty.
-SCP is the chemical Continent of Stability, give the text a very brief description for the laymen such as a group of elements on the periodic table that is stable even though they have a very very large amount of atoms. Foundation manages to acquire the information, all the tests, through anomalous means. Then with this knowledge, were able to replicate the tests non anomalously
-Professor sends multiple letters asking why the SCP is a SCP when its absolutely non anomalous, he gets rebutted quite a few times. Letters start off overly dramatic and verbose, with a signature, his own photo, multiple seals with all his qualifications, etc. Site Director asks him to knock it off with the overly formalness, telling him he's absolutely nothing in the Foundation no matter his status outside. Letters get increasingly more agitated, as he pressures and peppers the Foundation to release the knowledge acquired by the SCP to the public. The Foundation is pissed by him, but does not want to lose him as he is a powerful researcher and asset. [add more here]
-This next section needs a better motive, maybe make the Foundation realizes that this tech is the most important advance in widespread civilian technologies it will never be able to contain even with an infinite budget, like nanotechnology, even more destructive and easily constructable thermobaric weapons with a potential bigger than nuclear bomb. The Foundation considers this 1) an absurd threat to current world normalcy and safety 2) a potential great filter humanity is currently not able to bypass 3) the civilian world will finally be able to detect anomalous objects no matter the Foundation budget or protective veil. Make the point clear that Nuclear weapons ,telecommunications and satellite were not anywhere close to as dangerous as this discovery, and should be nowhere near as useful for military.
-Possible self-rationalization for containment includes SCP-2004 (Foundation keeps human innate superpowers anchored because their potential is too great) ?
-Possible explanation to give the US military is that sqrt(bear) is easy to weaponize, but its exceedingly dangerous for the population to find out about, as it is easy to replicate. Something along thoses lines. A gun needs to be acquired and has a safety. A bear can be spontaneously generated and has the potential for mass damage without being able to be controlled.
-Foundation contains this by telling universities and major allied research firms to not fund anything related to the Continent of Stability for a while with protests from some countries that they are halting their scientific growth. They all refuse to comply even with pressure. The Foundation decides to classify this as an anomaly for no other reason than as a bludgeoning political tool in order to force countries to comply with their requests, which they are forced to due to their contracts of protection.
Possible pages to crosslink and refer:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4776 REAGANWEAPON
http://www.scp-wiki.net/operation-wilhelm
http://www.scp-wiki.net/wjs-proposal
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3985 O5 vs EthCom
Letter from Professor Wilfred Algernon Hastings:
Dear Site-Director,
How are you today? It's been quite a while since our last chat. I've only met you a few times since joining the Foundation last year, so I hope you'll pardon the sudden familiarities.
I am writing this letter to you in the hopes you can clear a few things up to me concerning the Version XXXX/1 file of the Continent of Stability research project, or as the Foundation calls it SCP-XXXX. The SCP file the Foundation has put up on the central database is quite, dare I say, barebones, and even erroneous in some parts.
The file consists of a mere YYYY characters and YYYY paragraphs, with a laymen's explanation of the chemistry that does not even cover the full periodic table, any of the elements, any of their properties, anything of their chemical structure and so forth. The entire research paper my team submitted totals over 2000 pages long, covering each and every element with all the knowledge my team has spent months and months learning and coordinating with the Foundation Experimental Physics Department to accumulate. Almost none of it was in the level 1 access file given to Foundation researchers not involved in the project. The version I received, with XXXX/4 access, is exactly 52 pages and 5 paragraphs long, and contains all the information the version XXXX/1 was supposed to showcase
Most troublesome yet, some of the information in the SCP file is false and erroneous. Have the people who wrote the file even read our research papers? Our papers contain no trace or indication of YYYY and to have included such a shameful fabrication has particularly flared up a few members of my research team as well.
I admit, I am not entirely familiar with how the Foundation utilizes the research we do in its daily operations quite yet, but I have not been able to come to a logical conclusion as to why all this information has been redacted and falsified from general access. I have asked the Project Head theses questions and received no answers. Dr. Wolf has proclaimed that he had nothing to do with the current version of the file, instead it being a decision from "the higher ups" and has redirected me to you.
I graciously await your answer.
Best regards,
- Wilfred Algernon Hastings, PhD. Oxf. FRS.
Retired Professor of Oxford University, Department of Chemistry, Retired Head of Physical & Theoretical Chemistry
Site-YYYY 's Chemistry Wing, Level 2 Researcher
https://www.flickr.com/photos/98826299@N00/14176017726 Professor Hastings
Good evening, Doctor Hastings
I am afraid this information is a few security clearance levels above yours. The SCP XXXX/1 document will stay in its current iteration. The Foundation considers the SCP's anomalous effects to be too dangerous to be removed from the file.
Additionally, please remove any images that are generally non important from your emails from now on, the Foundation algorithms have to screen every single image for potential cognitohazards and anomalies, which takes a toll on the servers.
Site Director YYYY
Dear Site Director
I'm afraid you don't quite follow. The SCP file contains the following description to designate the anomaly YYYY
However there is absolutely no evidence for it whatsoever in our research. I was recruited some time in July of last year when the Foundation decided to expand its understanding of SCP-████. When our team was assembled, we were given the mission of entering a previously unexplored and new field of nuclear chemistry. An honour we were only too happy to accept. Understanding this object's strange laws from scratch, having to ignore basic chemistry principles and conjure up new theories and ideas…I'm happy to say that the theories and equations we've derived from this object are my life's biggest accomplishment. Our research into SCP-████ has allowed us to expand our comprehension of our current normal everyday chemical synthesis, and as an experiment we decided to attempt nuclear fission of Yakirum. And we did, we utterly crushed all expectations and derived data we never thought we would ever acquire.
Our success at being the first in the world at synthesizing an element past 118 led the Foundation to grant us funding for finding out the rest of the Extended Periodic Table. We synthesized an isotope of Emblanium two weeks later. And then again, Feynmanium another two weeks later. And yet again with Brightium and Scrantonium in the following four weeks. Do you know when the last element before us was created? That would be Element 117 Tennessine, prepared by bombardment of berkelium with calcium in 2009. We've managed to expand that table with 5 new elements in two months, a scientific record that sounds like it should be taken straight from a science fiction novel. We then went on to create an additional four elements. We focused on discovery, acquiring new data at a breakneck pace almost faster than we could write it down before stumbling unto the magnum opus of my long career in this field.
Foundatium. An element with a half life of 50 years. Completely stable. None of its byproducts are dangerously radioactive. Even safe for digestion! The heaviest element we found, but good lord was it powerful. We found the Continent of Stability, the valley past the Island where superheavy atoms are stable again. No longer do superheavy atoms decay almost instantly, we found something heavy, yet practical. But that wasn't the best part either, we found that it could be created as easily as making water. Our engineers devised a simple machine no bigger than an autoclave that can easily pump out 5 grams of this matter in an hour. In other words, we've discovered the Iron of the modern age. A true revolutionary material that will surely and deeply change the composition of our buildings, our vehicles, our telecommunications, our world.
Mr Site Director, I am composing this very brief summary of what transpired in the last 15 months to guide you to the conclusion that the Continent of Stability is not anomalous. There is absolutely nothing about it that has any anomalous properties. Theres no YYYY. Everything we've learned about theses elements, we learned from good old fashioned normal science. I cannot stress this enough, Foundatium can be created with applied knowledge of how nuclear chemistry works. Theres no reason whatsoever a few elements on the periodic table should be given the entire Special Containment Measures lingo. The Foundation should be distributing our research to public universities for us to advance modern science, not locking it up under supposed pretense of YYYY.
Please get back to me, I would very much like an explanation for this so called YYYY
Best regards,
- Wilfred Algernon Hastings, PhD. Oxf. FRS.
Retired Professor of Oxford University, Department of Chemistry, Retired Head of Physical & Theoretical Chemistry
Site-YYYY 's Chemistry Wing, Level 2 Researcher
The following interview has been initiated by SCP-ZZZZ without prior knowledge of SCP-ZZZZ's anomalous properties. SCP-ZZZZ arrived at Site 82 at usual work hours and had scheduled an appointment with Site Director Imogen Metcalfe three days in advance. SCP-ZZZZ had asked the interview to be recorded.
SCP-ZZZZ: Good evening Site Director
Site Director Metcalfe: Good evening Senior Researcher Bakuntz, how are you today?
SCP-ZZZZ: Its quite cold outside actually, I've had to bring out my winter jacket. Are you recording?
Site Director Metcalfe: Yes, I've done as you've requested. May I ask why you've demanded me to do so?
SCP-ZZZZ: In a moment. I've brought you here documentation regarding my employment at the Foundation.
(SCP-ZZZZ reaches out of its briefcase and takes out a stack of papers and hands them over to Site Director Metcalfe)
Site Director Metcalfe:…Ok? I'm not sure I follo—
(SCP-ZZZZ clears its throat)
SCP-ZZZZ: For the record, let me reiterate. My name is Senior Researcher Samvel Bakuntz, I have been hired by the Foundation in 20██, by Senior Recruiter ██████ ███████. I was assigned to Site-██ to work on SCP-████ and SCP-███, moved to Site-██ in 20██ to work on SCP-████ and SCP-████ and then assigned to Site-82 in January.
Site Director Metcalfe: Are you attempting to monologue?
SCP-ZZZZ: Yes, please humour me. RAISA will take care of any redactions to the above statements, as this will going on the official file.
Site Director Metcalfe: RAISA? What file? What are you talking abou—
SCP-ZZZZ: As a Foundation Researcher, It is my duty to prepare documentation regarding the classification of the currently not slot-allotted SCP-ZZZZ. I asked the administration to prepare a standard concrete humanoid containment cell for SCP-ZZZZ yesterday and will introduce its inhabitant shortly.
I believe it is time to formally introduce myself to the Foundation as an Omega-class Class VIII humanoid reality-bending entity, designated colloquially as the Armenian god of knowledge, documentation, schooling, and oral arts Tiur.
SCP-ZZZZ apparates seemingly from nowhere a clipboard and reading glasses. SCP-ZZZZ puts the glasses on and reads from the clipboard
As a non-malevolent entity with Keter-Numens classification in a non-emergency situation, I expect to be debriefed in accordance with Section 42 of the Ethics Committee Report AE28 regarding cooperative interrogation of reality benders, along with curt revocation of my Level 3 clearan—
Site Director Metcalfe: STOP. Stop…I- Alright. I'm going to have to end this consultation right now then Dr. Bakuntz. Protocol dictates I cannot allow this conversation to continue in case of anomalous influence.
SCP-ZZZZ: Naturally. I'll wait for my official interview then.
// (SCP-ZZZZ and Site Director Metcalfe sit in silence until Site 82 Security arrive. SCP-ZZZZ is escorted out of the room by security.)//
The following interview takes place the following day. SCP-ZZZZ waited in its cell patiently until Dr. Joe Fynegan proceeded with the interview.
Dr. Fynegan: Good evening Samvel.
SCP-ZZZZ: Please keep to Foundation protocol and call me SCP-ZZZZ if you don't want to lose your job Joe.
Dr. Fynegan: Ah of course, sorry, SCP-ZZZZ.
SCP-ZZZZ: …Are you serious Joe?
Dr. Fynegan: Right right. Good evening SCP-ZZZZ, how are you today?
SCP-ZZZZ: I'm good thank you Doctor.
Dr. Fynegan: Well, ZZZZ, you've given us quite a bit of a scare out there. We've been measuring your Hume levels from outside your containment chamber and they've been fluctuating wildly, confirming you have at least some degree of reality alteration ability.
SCP-ZZZZ: I've tested with the Foundation equipment in Lab A2.332 and went as high as ███ Humes.
Dr. Fynegan: Thats…Thats really quite high. (Sounds of pages shuffling) Can you repeat what you said before in Dr. Metcalfe's office?
SCP-ZZZZ: Of course. To reiterate, My name is Tiur, god of knowledge and schooling. I've never seeked fame, glory and power like the other deities. Their causes, wars and ideas were too grand in scope, and I've always stood by my roots as a scribe, a scholar and a researcher first, a deity second. I joined the Foundation in 20██ as this was the best place to continue my pursuit of knowledge. I soon became enamoured by the work climate the Foundation has developed.
Dr. Fynegan: Why did you reveal yourself in Dr. Metcalfe's office?
SCP-ZZZZ: This question has a threefold answer. First because it was timely. I'm a Foundation researcher, I'm not going to make a scene by blowing the roof off of Site-82 and I especially won't disturb the other doctors at work. There were no breaches, emergencies or events going on today, my team had just finished its latest project and my repositioning would happen with the least disruption possible to the workload.
Dr. Fynegan: I guess we should be glad you did.
SCP-ZZZZ: Two, because I had acquired practical knowledge of how the Foundation treats similar reality bending deities in containment. I anticipate a similar containment procedure to my person as the Foundation does for Hera or Ashur, which is to say, very soft and passive containment procedures meant on goading me to say rather than subdue.
Dr. Fynegan: Actually about that, we're not quite sure how to handle you in particular. You've put us in a very delicate situation and I saw Researcher Matthews pulling his hair earlier while looking at your case file. We have an SCP on our hands who is intimately familiar with how the Foundation operates on a practical level and has potential knowledge of every SCP up until security level 3. Worse yet, we have a reality bender that we are currently not able to really make a dent in our with our strongest available Anchors and