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Item #: SCP-42XX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-42XX is to be overviewed 24/7 by at least 4 shift working Level 2 (And above) Clearence personnel. All suspicious occasions made by SCP-42XX are to be reported to Level 3 Clearence personnel and above for further actions. All devices striked by SCP-42XX are to be checked by Engineering team.

+ Special Containment Procedures Update

At least one authorized Level 3 (And above) personnel is to communicate with SCP-42XX-A at least once per day to prevent virus attacks from SCP-42XX.

Description: SCP-42XX is a self injecting virus , made entirely of "meme" context. It will randomly spam through multiple computers at time with an incredible speed and open random Meme Pictures , alongside with typing phrases in CMD such as : "U mad bro" , "Leeeerooooooooy Jenkinnsssss!" and many more. If attemping to remove or replace the "Radix" of the virus the screen will display phrases such as: "Nice try Officer" "Get urself a better PC" "Smartphones are not so smart" . Virus will download random pictures of memes and lots of other programs until the computer malfunctions. SCP-42XX will download programs using CMD to prevent computer from getting a Bluescreen or any other cause of computer to shut down. It takes approximately 2 hours for SCP-42XX to fully destabilize the computer and cause it to malfunction. The virus will randomly appear on sites and ads , downloads and videos. It is not yet known if SCP-42XX is doing this with a reason . It is believed that the person (SCP-42XX-A) identifying itself as "MRX" is the one who created the virus , however this is not yet fully proven true. Luckily , the virus is confirmed to only spread via Site-██'s network. To establish communication with SCP-42XX-A , a "Sacrifice"¹ is required to be striked from SCP-42XX firstly , then try to open any files where text can be written in (Such as notepad , wordpad) , once opened , if empty , should be left like that , however if there is text writting it self , that means that communication is established , if not then files are to be turned off and the same method is to be performed with other files.

Discovery: SCP-42XX was firstly discovered in 2013 , when the computers at Site-██ had fatal virusal problems . None of the personnel had downloaded anything nor spent time at suspicious web sites. A fatal strike caused 81 computer to malfunction and were needed to be replaced. Only 5 computers recovered from the problem however they had all the files wiped off.
SCP-42XX-A was accidentally discovered when a group of Engineers were trying to fix one of the striked computers , somehow , the Notepad opened it self , and SCP-42XX-A manifested its text.

Person identifying itself as "MRX" has been given SCP Classification due to his response to Dr.█████'s question that SCP-42XX is what created Him.

+ Addendum I

(SCP-42XX-A manifests , opening the wordpad and typing in the text saying: "Hello there")
Dr.█████: State your name.
SCP-42XX-A: My name is not yet stated by the lads who created me , but I prefer it to be MRX.
Dr.█████: Alright then , MRX . Are you OK for a question?
SCP-42XX-A: You already asked one , but yeah I am cool with that , I like to talk to ya people
Dr.█████: Mhm , so what are your goals doing this?
SCP-42XX-A: Doing what? ALso , the hell is ur name?
Dr.█████: My name is Dr.█████ and I am asking you if you have any goals hacking our computers.
SCP-42XX-A: oh no ! I am not hacking your computers.
Dr.█████: Well who does then?
SCP-42XX-A: you see , I am just a talking device , while what u call a "Virus" strikes on its own , it made me to only get its messages here , I know no shit about it.
Dr.█████: So it is the virus typing right now , am I right?
SCP-42XX-A: Nahh , he made me , lads improved me , and now I can type on my own , however sometimes , he delivers a message of his own when he likes to. He is reading rn
Dr.█████: Can you talk to it?
SCP-42XX-A: Not quite sure yet , costs us nothing to try. HEEEEEYYY , HACKY HACKY , SUCKY SUCKY !
(2 Minutes later)
Dr.█████: Did it say something yet?
SCP-42XX-A: Nope
Dr.█████: Ok then , who are these "Lads" that improved you? You sound like you know more about them than you know about the virus.
SCP-42XX-A: Yeah right. its these magic dudes that create shit on internet , they told me i am just one of the craps they created for fun.
Dr.█████: So , the goal sounds like: "For fun" ?
SCP-42XX-A: Maybe their goal , but still not sure yet why does the virus do that , me and virus both have free will
Dr.█████: Can you be more direct and describe these "Magic dudes that create shit on internet" ?
SCP-42XX-A: I can.
Dr.█████: So…
SCP-42XX-A: So what?
Dr.█████: Can you start? Describing them maybe…?
SCP-42XX-A: Not sure , oh yeh , they have access 2 , be carful
Dr.█████: Mhm , I am suspicious of one well known group for this kind of creations.
SCP-42XX-A: (Presumed to be SCP-42XX itself) If you were a hack , and Hack is the only thing you can do , would you not , or would you do it?
Dr.█████: What? Is this MRX?
SCP-42XX-A: No , MRX is asleep while we speak.
Dr.█████: "We"?
SCP-42XX-A: Yess , we. We are a collective of hacks , our only purpose is hacking and just that , we are hacks , but not hackers.
Dr.█████: Who are hackers then?
SCP-42XX-A: The lads who created us , they identify themselves as "Architects"
Dr.█████: "Architects" , hmmm , this is all fucked up. Who are you then?
SCP-42XX-A: My name is Rayot , I am the one organizing us hacks and our operations.
Dr.█████: And why are you doing this?
SCP-42XX-A: You already have an answer to that.
SCP-42XX-A: Oh and yes , Architects are leaving you a message.
Dr.█████: What is it?
SCP-42XX-A: Kids , say no to strangers. Kids , say no to free candy van. Kids , say no to drugs. Gamers , say no to weed
Dr.█████: Couldn't you be less obvious
(Futher attempts to reach SCP-42XX-A have failed , all until the next day)

Footnotes

1. Computer of any type