SCP-XXXX-J

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is to be stored in a 5x5x5 meter containment cell on a pedestal locked by a Level 2 clearance electromagnetically operated door, with an observation room to the left of the main containment chamber. All incident reports about SCP-XXXX-J should be stored in this observation room to ensure their safety. Outside the observation room and main containment chamber, there should be a small area with a small 5x5 meter room outside. This room should be connected to a nearby hallway with SCP-XXXX-J’s hazard label outside, requiring Level 2 clearance to enter.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a small triangle with a decal of president Barack Obama’s head wrapped around it. Subjects entering a 10 meter radius of SCP-XXXX-J feel overly comfortable with being near it, sometimes calling it “Mr. President” in extreme cases. Attempts to restrain these subjects have been met with extreme violence from the victim. Tests have shown that using African-American racial slurs near affected subjects have also resulted in extreme violence, unless the victim is of African American descent. Approximately 1 hour after first coming within 10 meters of SCP-XXXX-J, the victim will attempt to touch SCP-XXXX-J. Should this attempt succeed, the victim will begin an approximately 3 minute process where they slowly transform into a triangle completely identical to SCP-XXXX-J. Laboratory gloves have been known to negate the effects of SCP-XXXX-J.

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SCP-XXXX-J as viewed through video feeds