Weryllium Muerto

Item #: SCP-$

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-$ instances are to be buried beneath every clothing store in the state of Wisconsin by personnel under.

The office building where SCP-$-1 was discovered has been converted to Provisional Site-920-$. SCP-$-1 must remain there, and all personnel are instructed to reinforce its delusions at all costs.

Should a company that SCP-$-1 claims to own report a loss in a fiscal year, personnel are to immediately remove all SCP-$ instances from its locations and demolish all related buildings.