SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX is to be kept at Site-19, in a standard storage locker, and clearly marked as an anomaly. In an inconspicuous box, only known to staff with no history of “pranks” or other poor attempts at humor. The whereabouts of the box can be retrieved by staff with level three clearance, provided previous conditions are met.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard Whoopi Cushion, about 14 cm in diameter, aside from a large W in violet and magenta in its center.

When compressed, SCP-XXXX produces a kazoo like sound, in all cases, anyone within earshot begins to chuckle devolving into hysterical laughter. Recordings taken of the sound in electronic or analog formats do not reproduce the affect. Anomalous effects cease after 6-8 minutes. When compressed via a subject siting upon SCP-XXXX, directly or indirectly, the subject will begin to find anything humorous, and be unable to react to stimuli with proper magnitude, finding anything “unbelievably funny”.

Repeated exposure to SCP-XXXX can cause one’s personality to shift to that of a “comedian”, and prolonged exposure has been seen to be irreversible. Mere contact with SCP-XXXX over time is sufficient for personality shift, as seen in Dr. Siar.

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