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It was a normal day in the facility until Dr. Jack Bright placed a bitten-into KitKat on a computer. The KitKat was bitten in such a weird way that Dr. Light looked at Bright and said "Oh, you're really getting on my nerves." Dr. Bright then looked at Light and said "I bet I could annoy you to the point of assault." "Oh it is ON. Tell you what, if you get me to snap, I will give you 1,000 dollars," said Light. "That'll be the easiest money I will make," said Bright, with an evil smile on his face.
Dr. Bright saw O5-7 in the hall and asked "Wanna annoy Light?" to which O5-7 said "Why the hell not? I don't have anything else to do today." To which they saw 079 and O5-2 talking to each other. Dr. Bright asked them if they wanted to participate, to which they both said yes, of course, with the exception of 079 asking "What's in it for me?" To which bright then said "You can control the facility for 90 seconds." to, with the approval of both O5-7 and O5-2.
The group then saw SCP-507, roaming the halls with the surveillance of 'Cain". Bright, of course, asked if they wanted to join in. They both went extremely obliged. 507 then asked "Who is Light?" with 'Cain' responding "I don't know…"
They then see 049, Jackie, and a Mewt seemingly speaking to each other without speaking. Bright asks them all about his mission. They all nod, with 049 putting gloves on and Jackie NOT SAYING A WORD ABOUT A██████ F████ AT ALL. Dr. Bright thought that the Mewt looked adorable when it walked.
With the crew together, the mission was now ago. They all put on their desired equipment, and set off to do what they planned to do: Annoy Dr. Light.
Jack thought it would be a good idea to cut himself some pizza.
