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Item #: 6477-j
Object Class: infurnum laughium omega retardus ribicagedus ripinten-nuetrilized
Special Containment Procedures: [idk how to contain laughter]
Description: [The world glitched for 10 seconds and everyone on earth had their lungs expand and break their ribcages. All laughing super duper duper hard and loud. this caused a sonic boom to cause a disaster. I interviewed a victim and he was my neighbor. Being rickrolled during the experiment. the hospital was destroyed so your screws.]
Addendum: [dude next door: owe may wibs
me: bruh
him: dood u n need attack soundwaves
me: bruh wha
him: YEEEE
me: what
him: doggggeeeeeeoooo
me: dude u-
him: i want my mommy NOW! I DEMAND IT
ME: YAY YOUR GRAMMER IS NOW CORRECT
him: my brain need go kuookooo
me: me TOO
him: i have a dog
me: i do not
researcher davis: uhhhh this is randomly usless
me: why did we put so many different things inside the classification?
him: am pro
me: cuz am noob
researcher davis: im getting more and more infected and tempted to say random gossip of the common people.
scp-173 and scp-678 and scp-096: rotates uncontrollibly
scp-049: PEST
scp-049: PESTILENCE
scp-049: starts doing backflips
scp-682: disgusting- dddddidddidiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssisisisisisiisisisisssusususususuussuuudugugugugugugugugugugugguuusususstisitisisitististitisitisaing
scp-682: chants disgusting randomly while his eyes are screaming uncontrollably.
[end of log]
this mess was cleaned up by a tiny drone that broke 72 times in the process of moving. all of the sips are spinning uncontrollably so they had to be put on a helicarrier because a net will just twist like a fidget spinner and break.]
