SCP-3238

Item #: SCP-3238

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3238 is to be contained in a 5km x 10km non-corrosive room filled with CO (carbon monoxide). Should it excrete its compound with a pH under or over 4.7, a speaker should play an audio file which is located in Addendum-3238-1.

Description: SCP-3238 is a cognitohazardous bottle of soda accidentally invented by Doctor Zaxkeer that excretes substances which appear to be human blood mixed with an unknown compound. Extraction was successful in collecting this unknown substance, which is highly corrosive. Due to the high levels of danger, Class D are required to manage collecting and separating the excretions once a month.

Exposure to the bottle has shown symptoms of:

  • Severe malaise
  • Suicidal thoughts
  • Dramatically increased heart rate
  • Extreme desire to say "mahogany"