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4Chan users taking note of SCP-1975-J-23

Item #: SCP-1975-J

Object Class: Bad father

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1983-J are to be contained in a 929 meter lawn off the coast of ██████, Florida. Each is to have their own pack of Monster Energy Zero Ultra or GFuel Keemstar Cotton Candy at their disposal. Regularly (Preferably on a Saturday Morning) get SCP-1983 to help mow the lawn. If anyone of SCP-1983-J begin to shave, watch Pewdiepie, or change from Monster Energy to GFuel (Not KCC Flavored) they are to be quarantined and executed. Although it is preferred if they don't they can interact with other lifeforms through the internet.

Description: SCP-1983-J is a subspecies of Humanity who have severe obsessions over certain topics, identified as SCP-1983-J-A. SCP-1975-J was taken into containment due to the alarming amount of 4Chan and Reddit users who have grown knowledge of these subjects. They have dubbed them "Boomers". Boomers' unhealthy obsessions cause a phenomenon known as "Hoomer", which has not yet caught on by Reddit or 4Chan users. Hoomers are 14 Year Olds who are not getting enough attention from their parents so they take to forms of Humor to get internet clicks. Whether it's edgy, ironic, or making fun of the person who caused them all that pain, Hoomers are sensitive. Boomers' over reactive and angry personality passes onto the Hoomer.
Boomer's must have daily Boomer Juice or they will anomalous effect of

Illustration of SCP-1983-J-1924, MMORPG Boomer.

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