Heathwoods draft

Item #:SCP-xxx

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Be aware that SCP-xxx is only labeled as safe for containment measures. SCP-xxx and any manifestations of it are to be contained at the center of compressed concrete of 125 cubic meters with at least 7250 Psi. Once every three months, a group of class D personnel should check SCP-xxxs containment cell and search the perimeter of the cube for cracks and rifts in the concrete. All personnel are required to have the following PPE whilst handling SCP-xxx, one (1) high-grade ear muffs, a full-body suit colored neon orange (so as to see where they are at all times), and a specially modified jaw guard to prevent smiling.

If a crack in the concrete is discerned protocol SCP-xxx/44e/GH should be initiated.
Protocol SCP-xxx/44e/GH consists of three steps. The immediate evacuation of the personnel within SCP-xxxs chamber, the dispersal of earplugs, and the release of concrete from the taps built into its chamber.

Containment and investigation are underway for all unknown instances of SCP-xxx1.

Description: SCP-xxx is a manifestation appearing but not limited to pots, pans, cooking trays, and colanders. Personelle should avoid destroying or damaging SCP-xxx at all costs. When a part of SCP-xxx is broken or destroyed the person responsible for it begins to feel adverse effects that can be described as being cooked. Later autopsy reveals that all their internal organs have been removed and the interior of their skin is charred black despite no visible change in the person’s appearance. It is still unknown if SCP-xxx/x is behind these factors and if they are why they collect human organs. Once one of the listed items is manifested as SCP-xxx it exhibits a noise similar to that of a theremin when a human subject is within 2 meters of it. There are no anomalous properties of how the sound itself propagates as it can be stopped with typical sound dilution equipment. When a subject registers the sound they begin to experience auditory and visual hallucinations whilst still hearing the theremin.

Reported hallucinations range from are a screaming melting face, a large number of what has been confirmed to be cockroaches attempting to enclose the person undergoing the hallucination, and a bipedal entity crying in the corner whimpering “smile. please, smile” (smiling is strongly advised against for all three hallucinations2) and pots/cooking ware piling up around. All patients have reported extreme unease and fear whilst experiencing the hallucination. The effects of these hallucinations range from (what they described as) a drifting from reality3 to minor PTSD, whilst the large majority of test subjects have only come back with mental impairments, mandatory physiatric evaluations revealed three subjects sustained schizophrenia, insomnia, and after a week large and sudden severe lacerations over there eyes, ears, and hands.

The following audio is a recording of the sound SCP-xxx has emitted while active, due to SCP-xxxs hazardous nature the pitch has been lowered. Crytptologists have deciphered that beginning pattern to SCP-xxx’s theremin is morse code for “Smile”. The following is a sample from SCP-xxx be warned this may cause acute distress to some audiences.

The following is an interview between D636732

Date: 6/██/19█4

Interviewee: D636732

Interviewer: Dr. ███████

Foreword: After D636732 had been showing signs of detachment and irregular traits on his physiatric check up it was decided to interview him about SCP-xxx.

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The image D636742 described is an old field code the foundation used, this one stands for "You are being watched"

Ensuing this interview enhanced methods of interrogation were applied to D636742 for compliance but they succeeded to no avail.

Foreword: Following the incident of D3543, D64534 was assigned with a microphone and camera integrated into his suit to try multiple facial expressions. None were successful in initiating teleportation except the smile.
The text below is a log of communication between D64534 and mission control (MC) on exploration SCP-xxx/80tg taken on █3/04/19█8

All members of Mission control were assigned two weeks of paid leave and professional psychiatric help following this incident.

Exploration Log: SCP-xxx/81tg

Foreword: Following the previous confrontation efforts have been taken to prevent a repeat. D657380 has been assigned to the task of exploration without any live communication. The following equipment was given to her, one handgun with 10 rubber bullets, 7 protein bars, 4 liters of water, and one bulletproof vest. There was no intention of retrieval.
Below is a description of what D657380 saw and heard.

SCP-xxx/81tg taken on █5/06/19█4

D657380 begins to show visible fear as the hallucinations begin.
D657380 smiles and the process of transportation begins.