wibbly wobbly

Item#: JIGGLY

Level1

Containment Class:

safe

Secondary Class:

beneficial

Disruption Class:

none

Risk Class:

none

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Containment Procedures: Object is to be allowed to roam freely in Site-21 break room due to helpful properties. Object must be interacted with by humans daily and regularly told what a good boy it is. Object is to be used to reduce the risk of a D-Class escape attempt.

FURTHER INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED

SCP-Wibblewobble-1, 2 3 and 4 are to be given the same treatment.
SCP-Wibblewobble A and B are to stay with SCP-Wibblewobble-H.
SCP-Wibblewobble-H, A and B are to visit every Saturday.

Description:
An incredibly fat male pug-corgi mix. It produces feelings of joy in nearby mammals. Acts as a mild anti-memetic to remove some of the impact of bad memories. Increases productivity. Has been shown to have some reality-bending properties, mainly used to materialize treats. Has been named Bob Bobbersson by staff. If it is allowed to become depressed, this may result in all nearby staff also becoming depressed.

His origins:

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SCP-Wibblewobble-J was found in a pet store. It materialized an opening in whatever cage it was put in. Its origins are unknown. Its parents have not been found(see below) but four of its siblings have been contained, dubbed SCP-Wibblewobble-1, 2, 3 and 4. They are different breeds, despite sharing enough genetic material with the first "Superdog" we found to definitely be siblings.

*SCP-Wibblewobble-1 is a very large male black dog, breed unknown. Its name, according to staff, is "Dudley." It seems to increase nearby humans' latent strength and drive to exercise.

*SCP-Wibblewobble-2, or "Spot," is a male Dalmatian that appears to suppress disease symptoms.

*SCP-Wibblewobble-3("Fluffy") is a female poodle that increases energy in nearby personnel.

*SCP-Wibblewobble-4 is an unnamed female dog(breed unknown) whose fur reaches down to the floor. This makes it so that when it is standing, it looks like it is sitting. It causes facial hair to grow slightly faster in its vicinity. Those near it who have significant facial hair gain the effects of "Bob," with the effects increasing with the amount of facial hair on any given person.

UPDATE: We have recovered the "Superdogs'" parents, known as SCP-Wibblewobble-A and B.

*SCP-Wibblewobble-A is the father. It is a pug with wings. Its name, according to its owner(SCP-Wibblewobble-H; see below), is Pugly.

*SCP-Wibblewobble-B is the mother, a Great Dane who can teleport by jumping. Its name is Athena.

Both parents are owned by H█████ W█████, henceforth known as SCP-Wibblewobble-H. He has the anomalous property of being able to speak to dogs, cats and sheep. Testing is underway to see if he can talk with other animals.
_Note: Please, someone, name the hairy one! I love her too much fur(heh) her to not have a name!_
-Researcher Barba