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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is an vanilla scented Air Wick brand air freshener. SCP-XXXX is unable to be damaged and the scented oil inside SCP-XXXX never runs out and is presumed infinite. The main anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX only manifests when SCP-XXXX is plugged into a wall outlet. If SCP-XXXX is plugged into an outlet it will soon produce an endless amount of high-quality air-freshener labeled as SCP-XXXX-1.

SCP-XXXX-1 is extremely beneficial if inhaled and causes inquires to heal quicker and lowering the subjects chance of catching diseases. Anyone who inhales SCP-XXXX-1 will also stop preforming unhealthy activities such as smoking, drinking alcohol

SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a 115 m x 25 m containment chamber. The room is to be extended monthly to fit SCP-XXXX current size.

SCP-XXXX is a 98 m x 16 m long book with each page inside of SCP-XXXX being 97.8 m x 15.7 m long. The cover of SCP-XXXX is made of an unknown material with the texture of leather, the pages inside SCP-XXXX are made of normal paper. There are currently 178,679 pages inside of SCP-XXXX, each page shows a number of words, numbers, and symbols known to humanity with many others not currently known by humans. Each page starts with a word shortly followed by the meaning and history of the word.

Once every 7 hours a new word and description is added to SCP-XXXX on its last page. If the last page is full SCP-XXXX will enlarge and a new page will be added in. This changes seem to happen instantly.

The following is a series of words found inside SCP-XXXX that's not currently known in any human language.

Page #:12
Word: Asst4r
Description: Someone who has rigilling that doorknob before 1988.

Page #:32
Word: illusyioneery
Description: A short play that reenacts king Willieriars 32fd rule over the geratattyuin empire and how he caused it to fall. This play was created by the man who assassinated king Willieriars 32fd, Sr. wiooolined.

Page #: 132
Word: zero oh eggbacon
Description: Someone who is in the ZEroO90 cult before 134.

Page #: 1344
Word: Gehehhhhyuuuyiiiokjhuj dash why
Description: The current queen of Hujjjhhuuhhut. She was born in 42 on the hhytgtf. She was dead most of her life