SCP-222727-J - wikipedia.███
Item #: SCP-222727-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: wikipedia.███ is to be kept hosted on a shadownet at all times with no connection to any other internet source. Only level 4 (four) personnel are allowed to interact with the domain at any given time unless testing is in progress.
Description: SCP-222727-J is the well known online information book that was once previously accessible via the web address wikipedia.███. Currently, the website is now moved to a top secret host IP with no accessible web address. The webpage functions as it normally did on its old host, showing all the database information and article entries. Anomalous properties occur when a user is on the website for a prolonged period of time.
Researchers have observed that loss of intelligence and high-level brain functions occur when one browses the site, the loss scaling with the time. The major noticeable constant is the status of the user once they have finished browsing, as all test subjects have reported to be feeling "wicked smaht" after browsing, no matter the length of time spent on the page, and regardless of the page the subject was on.
Most subjects will see the loss of basic mathematics skills, to severe degrees, after 30 (thirty) minutes spend browsing. This was extremely prevalent in the test with test subject D-3132, aka Prof. Andrew ████████, world renowned mathematician. (See Test Log No. 222727-J-1)
Further testing is being done to see if the site possesses any other anomalous properties.
Addendum 1: Subjects seem to develop a compulsion to continue browsing the site from article to article once they start. Further research is being done.
Addendum 2: ha bro i dunno about you but, like, i just read this article about nitrogen on that fuckin wikipedia thing, and man i feel fuckin wicked smaht now. ask me fuckin anything.
Test with Mathematics Professor Andrew ████████ - Date: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Pre Test Notes: Prof. Prof. Andrew ████████, now referred to as D-3132 was tested pre experimentation with SCP-22727-J. Subject was provided with 3 (three) standard number 2 (two) pencils, 4 (four) sheets of standard, college ruled paper, 1 (one) Ti-82 Graphing Calculator, and given a standardized IQ test and a high level college final exam consisting of 140 (one-hundred-forty) questions.
Pre Test Results: The IQ test of D-3132 saw the subjects IQ sit at a well above average 196 (one-hundred-ninety-six), and all 140 (one-hundred-forty) questions of the final exam were answered correctly. Test was completed within 20 (twenty) minutes.
Test with SCP-222727-J
Subject D-3132 was given access to a single computer with access only to SCP-222727-J, 3 bottles of water, and told to browse as much as he liked for the duration of 30 (thirty) minutes.
After time period was elapsed, D-3132 was brought back into the pre-testing room, after some difficulty. Audio log follows.
Test Log No. 222727-J-1 Audio Log 1
Guard 1: Subject, your time is up. Please stand, step away from the computer, and come with us.
D-3132: What??? No, hang on man I gotta get smahter. Dude this stuff is really wicked.
Guard 1: (currently grabbing D-3132) Yeah, yeah man. Cmon, you gotta go. (to Guard 2) Give me a fuckin hand will ya?
D-3132: Bro, glass has fuckin quartz in it did you fuckin know thaaaaat??
End Audio Log
Post Test with subject D-3132 after exposure to SCP-222727-J
Subject was given all materials and conditions as in the pre test. The post test took a total of 2 (two) hours, as compared to the 20 (twenty) of the pre test. Before the test, D-3132 was asked of their feelings, of anything abnormal or any ill signs. Their only response was "I feel wicked smaht, as me fuckin anything."
The post test saw the drop of the subjects IQ to a stunning 42 (forty-two), and the score of the final exam saw every single question answered incorrectly.
Subject D-3132 is now held in Rehab Center 22 and visits Psych Ward 12 on a bi-daily basis.
Access to SCP-222727-J was closed to all personnel immediately after the conclusion of the experiment.
End Log
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