WildWhirl

Whirl is my name, writing is my game! Time to write things…

Ideas for stuff:

- SCP-3922 vs Black Hat from Villainous
- SCP site encounters Kirby (probably already done before but w/e)
- any SCP ideas? (First research existing SCPs to make sure I don’t accidentally create a duplicate!)
- a SCP that is a symbiotic flower that infects jackrabbits
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(Note: consult Pinoccappuccino on SCP stuff (so technically these are collabs))

(Realizes I only write crossover fanfiction basically… oh well! Write what you know!)

SCP-3922 VS Black Hat:

As soon as short starts, Flug is shot by SCP-3922-A and dies (rip lol). Demencia takes several shots to subdue, but also dies. Then, Black Hat appears, does his eldritch monstrosity work, and destroys all the SCP-3922-A instances in increasingly brutal ways. Then using his monster powers he (painfully of course) resurrects Flug and Dementia who are like “wtf just happened” Yay! Wait, not yay (bc they’re all evil). (Do they nuke him? I don’t think it’d work) One of the few instances where SCP-3922 doesn’t win. A symbol of a black hat appears at the end of the video instead of the three moons

(PS: Learn to describe this better so it sounds cooler and also more clinical/SCP-ish)

SCP-XXXX:
SCP is a species of flowering plant that infects jackrabbits. The flower makes it look like a “jackalope”

Kirby encounter:

Kirby lands on earth on his warpstar (canonly he breathes in space, but can’t underwater? wut? Guess it’s magic?), carrying Dedede, Meta Knight, and Bandanna Dee with him (like in Return To Dreamland). They crashland (like always. Gee Kirby where did you learn to drive??) and the foundation is like “wtf was that star thing” and they investigate. They find Kirby and gang bickering (bc you can’t leave them alone for 5 minuets geeze) and something something something no actually let’s do something different!

Kirby & co get transported to an alternate universe… the SCP-verse!

(Hmmm, anime!verse, or game!verse? Game!verse, yes… Should it be warpstar, or his spaceship? Warpstar. How should the mechanic of eating things work? Do they reappear, or die? Hmm.. he holds them and then later spits them out, unharmed. Should Meta Knight also appear? That would be cool, so yes. DDD & BD also appear bc why not! Should MK still be Spanish like in the anime? Yes because I think it’s funny. How old is Kirby? Just a bab, or? Hmmm. Yes, he baby. It is funny that he’s killed countless eldritch abominations yet he’s still just an infant.)

Kirby meets the Foundation (ACTUAL STORY) (collaboration with Pinoccappuccino!):

The sound of his Warpstar rang familiarly through Kirby’s ears. Or it would - if he had ears, and he wasn’t in space. As it was, everything was silent as his brightly shining star carried him and his friends across the galaxy.

Some sort of thing had happened - Kirby frankly wasn’t quite sure what (but when was he ever?) - and they had found themselves here. It was unfamiliar space, and even Meta Knight’s navigational skills were insufficient.

It seemed they were lost.

“Well! First things first -“ thought Kirby, “We have to find food! Can’t go searching for home on an empty stomach!” He was already hungry from the ordeal.

The Warpstar swooped it’s way through the sea of black, looping gracefully around the stars dotting the sky.

Eventually they spotted a cluster of planets orbiting a star. There was quite a lot of variety in colors and sizes, but not shapes.

There was several small grey ones, a small red one, some medium blue ones, a big one with an impressive ring around it, a really big orange one, and lastly, a small green and blue one.

Kirby and his friends watched happily for a moment at the beautiful sight of all of them. Were any of them inhabited, Kirby wondered, or were these pretty planets all alone with only each other for company?

“Well, It sure would be nice if there was people, but I’m content with just food too!” Kirby thought, eyeing the planets as though one was secretly a donut hole instead.

He was interrupted from his musings by a polite, but firm tap on the shoulder. It was Meta Knight! He motioned for Kirby and the others to take a look, and pointed off in the distance.

Far away, Kirby and the others could just make out something floating by the star at the center of the solar system.

Was it a satellite? Or maybe a spacecraft?

Kirby made a surprised face, and leaned on the Warpstar, shooting it forward for a better look, and nearly losing Dedede, who wasn’t paying attention.

Once the Warpstar was within about a small planet’s length of the figure, it became more clear what it was.

It was a person! Kirby had no clue what species they were, but the tall, black person had long, luscious hair which flowed in the solar wind.

As they studied them, the person turned slowly, drifting to face them.

Meta Knight tensed as their eyes met his.

They smiled.

Kirby waved, ecstatic at finding a friendly face.

They person waved too, sending Kirby into even more enthusiastic waves, which threatened to wobble their star.

Bandanna Dee hesitantly waved back.

The person clapped their hands together with a grin, as if happy. They then put on a more serious face, and pointed off into the distance.

The four tracked their finger to one of the closer planets, the small blue and green one. It rotated slowly under the light of the sun.

Meta Knight and Dedede looked at each other.

Meta Knight sighed and transformed his wings back into a cape, and promptly pulled a small telescope from it. It was the same one he had used earlier when they attempted to orientate themselves.

He held it to his eye, shutting the other, and looked closely at the planet.

Kirby and the others silently watched him as he made minute movements, analyzing what he saw.

Suddenly, he jolted, and quickly passed the telescope to Dedede, holding it so he could see a certain spot.

Dedede paled.

He handed it off to Bandanna, who nearly dropped it in shock.

Lastly, the impatient Kirby got a turn. As soon as he peered through it, he was reving up the Warpstar and ready to go!

Kirby and Meta Knight both saluted the long-haired person in gratitude, Dedede and Bandanna Dee doing so shortly after.

And with that, they streaked off towards the blue and green planet.

———

INCIDENT LOG 179-8-17-2020:
<20:31:43> SCP-179 is observed turning slowly counterclockwise. The motion takes 5 seconds to complete, ending with subject looking at approximately Ra/Dec 09h 26m - 41° 20’.
<20:32:10> Subject lifts her right arm and waves in the direction she is facing.
<20:32:19> Subject brings hands together in a presumed clapping motion.
<20:32:21> Subject stills, then turns body perpendicular to the equinox and points to Earth.
<20:34:05> Subject turns head to observe something, tracking it as it moves towards Earth.
<20:34:06> View of subject is briefly obscured by a luminous object (apparent magnitude of -2.0) that rapidly passes by, moving left across the lens.
<20:34:07> SCP-179 looks over her shoulder at Earth. For 20 seconds, there is a notable reflection of light in her eyes.

———

Floating high above a certain planet, there was an individual. Many years ago, this individual had become separated from the collective. This individual would bide it’s time until it was retrieved, or grew strong enough to venture out into the cosmos. This individual fed on misery and malice in the meantime. This planet was rife with it, even at points being completely overrun by it as the planet burned.

This planet was also abundant with debris, all the better to hide in. This individual had observed the planet and it’s inhabitants’ reactions to threats. It would be unwise to reveal this individual’s true nature when it was trying to store energy.

This individual was not storing energy as efficiently as it would like. Too much time was spent hiding and seeding the world with agony in order to absorb more in the future. It was slow, aside from the occasional devastation that would wreck the planet, resulting in a feast. The occasional sentient caught in this individual’s grasp was also not enough.

A single Dark Matter was not meant to exist on its own.

This individual longed for its collective.

This individual needed to get home.

This individual needed energy for it.

This individual was hungry for it.

Hungry…

This individual sensed something else that was hungry.

This was unexpected. Was there another spacecraft to be pulled into this individual’s grasp? That was good.

A light shined. Only experience at not reacting to external stimuli kept this individual from flinching away.

It was a tiny star. That was good. Stars were dense in energy. This individual waited for their gravity fields to pull each other closer.

The star stayed mostly still, only bobbing in place.

This was confusing. This individual opened it’s eye to analyze the star.

As this individual’s eye opened, it did not expect to see four lifeforms clinging to the star.

A magical star? The collective had heard rumors of such a thing, but this individual did not recall exactly what.

But this was good. Magic was often potent in energy.

This individual reached out a tendril to the star and its occupants.

There was a flash, too fast for this individual’s eye to follow.

This individual felt a pain and watched as the end of its tendril dissipated into space.

One of the lifeforms held a brightly shining sword. Wisps of dark matter floated away from the blade.

This was unexpected.

As if taking a cue, the other three lifeforms took fighting stances as well.

This individual had just enough time to flinch away as a thrown spear came inches from impaling it’s eye. In response, this individual emerged from its collection of rubble and began its counterattack.

Blinking, this individual shot inky black tears at the star.

Quickly, said star swerved, avoiding each bullet with ease.

This individual released the orange petals that encircled it, sending them homing in on the star.

The pink lifeform on top of the star opened its mouth wide and inhaled nearly every one. The two that it missed were destroyed by the attacks of its allies. The large lifeform smashed one with a hammer, and the orange lifeform impaled the other with a spear.

Then, bracing itself against the star, the pink lifeform spat a large star towards this individual.

It made a direct hit, exploding upon impact.

The lifeforms felt determined.

This individual staggered back. These lifeforms were dangerous. They had to be eliminated and absorbed.

This individual channeled its power through the various corpses it had collected. One by one, the rotten bodies of the lifeforms in its collection twitched.

90 capsules shattered in bursts as their occupants emerged.

The lifeforms on the star expressed dismay.

Surging forward, this individual used tendrils to fling the now open capsules towards them.

Some were dodged, but they were so numerous that several made contact, and some even holding on with decrepit hands.

A large spike of horror was felt as a corpse grasped the orange one. Panicking, it stabbed wildly at the hand on it, nearly impaling itself.

The large one ripped the hand away, and slammed its hammer into the capsule, sending it spinning away.

The winged lifeform was hacking away at the hand of a body as it tried to climb aboard.

The pink lifeform was wide-eyed, glancing around at the corpses surrounding them with horror.

They were all distracted. This individual was taking the opportunity presented to it.

Quickly, this individual charged up the pulse of a laser and fired.

The beam hit the edge of the star, and the wing of the winged lifeform, sending them both spiraling.

The other lifeforms were also sent flying, all four of them and the star flung away with force. They were quickly caught in the gravitational pull of the planet, and began their descent.

It would likely kill them.

That was an unexpected use of energy. This individual would recover, and then flee, as this planet was now unsafe.

———

INCIDENT LOG 179-8-17-2020 (CONTINUED):
<20:45:10> An object (later identified as the same one to pass in front of SCP-179) flies in between Earth and SCP-2460. The object stops roughly 4 kilometers from the SCP. Upon closer examination, object is determined to be a “star” (an object in the shape of a cartoon star, with roughly half the apparent magnitude of an actual star) with four different lifeforms riding it (later classified as SCP-XXXX-A through E).
<20:45:24> SCP-2460’s surface begins to ripple and expand. A large eye emerges from its center and focuses on SCP-XXXX.
<20:45:29> A long, wispy tendril extends from SCP-2460 and begins to make its way towards SCP-XXXX
<20:45:42> SCP-XXXX-B through E take fighting stances as SCP-XXXX-A shoots towards SCP-2460.
<20:45:50> Now within 18 feet of each other, SCP-XXXX-E throws a spear at SCP-2460, which it flinches away from and successfully dodges.
<20:45:53> SCP-2460 sheds the rubble surrounding it (revealing a ring of orange orbs attached to it) and begins blinking. As it does so, pitch black “tears” leak from its eye and are shot at high velocity at SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A successfully dodges.
<20:46:01> SCP-2460 detatches and shoots the orange orbs around it at SCP-XXXX-A. All but two are sucked in by SCP-XXXX-B. The other two are destroyed by SCP-XXXX-D and E, using a hammer and a spear respectively.
<20:46:05> SCP-XXXX-B spits a “star”, similar to SCP-XXXX-A at SCP-2460. The object makes direct contact and explodes, causing SCP-2460 to be sent back roughly 3 feet.
<20:46:08> SCP-2460 begins to shake and emit wisps of dark matter.
<20:46:11> The 90 capsules containing deceased humanoids begin to shatter, until all are free. Various limbs begin to stick out of the capsules.
<20:46:15> More tendrils emerge from SCP-2460, and it uses them to throw the open capsules at SCP-XXXX.
<20:46:20> The capsules make contact with SCP-XXXX-A and the corpses begin grabbing at its riders. SCP-XXXX-C through E begin attacking the “zombies”.
<20:46:32> SCP-2460 charges up and fires a laser at SCP-XXXX-A, sending it and SCP-XXXX-B through E flying towards Earth’s surface.

———

When Kirby came to, he

(Crash landing locations: Kirby: forest (Black Forest?), MK: beach (Spain?), DDD: city (London?), BD: lake (Kappa lake?)
Kirby lands in the Black Forest, beats up the cannibals. Meta Knight lands on a Spanish beach, is the only one able to speak Spanish while the rest of his group speaks Japanese)