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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 20cm * 20cm * 20cm locked metal container. located in Dr. ████'s room at site ██. Object can only be removed with level 4 clearance authorization and for testing reasons only.
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be an unusually large roll of toilet paper manufactured by ████. Users who first feel object report it feeling incredibly soft and comfortable. The objects anomalous properties manifest whenever a user attempts to use SCP-XXXX. For every single sheet of object that comes into contact with genatalia, the rate of digesting victuals increases by 5000%, which stacks for every sheet. This usually leads to projectile defecation and urination until the user ends up disemboweling, typically resulting in death.
Should a victim of SCP-XXXX remain within a 10 meter radius of the object for six hours, the corpse will begin to rapidly decompose, with new sheets appearing on SCP-XXXX as the corpse decomposes. Material analysis reveals that SCP-XXXX is fabricated from fecal matter, bone, intestinal tissue, (REDACTED), mucus, (REDACTED), and in one case, brain matter.
SCP-XXXX was discovered in a public restroom at a ████ in ███, Arizona, circa 2009. Foundation was alerted after reports of (DATA EXPUNGED) started appearing in the area. Witnesses were given class B amnestics and dismissed.
Addendum: It appears that SCP-XXXX, when used on the mouth or nose1, increases mucus production by 5000% instead. Research for a link between SCP-XXXX and SCP-193 is pending.
