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Item#: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Keter

Special containment procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 15x15 metal chamber with stainless steel locks. SCP-XXXX cannot be seen at any time by any personnel.

Description:
SCP-XXXX Is a polyester hat with an ebony interior, a lime green faux fur shell and two white, cartoony eyes on an ebony faux fur flap sewed onto the shell.
SCP-XXXX is able to control and manipulate their victims by locking eyes with them, making their victim vulnerable to SCP-XXX's powers.If SCP-XXXX is worn it will instantly latch itself onto the subject's head seemingly taking control of the host.

Addendum
Tests conclude that SCP-XXXX is able to make subjects kill themselves when worn. When the subject is in the room with another subject, they will find a way to kill the second subject, and then kill themselves.

Interview: XXXX-1
Interviewed:Subject████
Interviewer: Dr.████
Foreword:Subject was interviewed to try and understand what is going on when SCP-XXXX is affecting them.

<Begin log>
Subject████: [groaning in pain]
Dr.████: Hello how are you?
Subject████: Absolutely horrible. I want to [DATA EXPUNGED] die.
Dr.████: Can you explain what you're feeling?
Subject████: This piercing pain in my head. I just…[the subject twitches, hissing]
Dr.████: Are you alright?
Subject████: HELP ME! [Subject ████ snaps neck]
Dr.████: [DATA EXPUNGED]
<End log.>