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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Containment: SCP-XXXX are to be housed in a one (1) decimeter (dM) hollow cube of PVC each. Containment unit may have one door, using one entire side of the cube. Containment unit may vary in size slightly, but should be made of an insulator.

Description: SCP-XXXX are 12 duracell 1.5 volt AA batteries (SCP-XXXX-1 through 12). When inserted into any toy however, the toy seems to function as the object it is built to resemble. It also appears to function at any voltage. SCP-XXXX-1 through 6 were found when Dr. Hale was found with a 1/30 model of SCP-3813. 7 through 12 were found through further examination of her office.

Addendum 1: Following the nerf incident, SCP-XXXX is not to be tested with toy weapons.

Addendum 2: SCP-XXXX is not to be tested with money related toys.

Addendum 3: SCP-XXXX is not to be tested with model specimens, for obvious reasons. We’ve already fired Dr. Hale for this, and we won’t hesitate to fire you.

Addendum 4: Actually, just don’t be a dumbass with it.

Will O'

Item #: XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: A 2 kilometer perimeter is to be set around SCP-XXXX-A. Any civilians to come within the perimeter are to be terminated. Any non foundation personnel attempting to exit SCP-XXXX-A are to be terminated by incineration.

Description: SCP-XXXX-A is Alberta's Lake ███████. SCP-XXXX-A is a near perfect circle, with a diameter of 3 kilometers. SCP-XXXX-A has a mostly flat bottom, generally averaging 2.5 meters, with a circular depression 5 meters wide directly in the center. The bottom of this depression has yet to be found, and is presumed to not exist.

SCP-XXXX-A attracts subjects to its edge by producing human sounding calls of distress. Once at the water's edge, subjects will see a figure resembling someone they recognize, referred to as SCP-XXXX-B. SCP-XXXX-B will appear to be in distress, and will call out to the subject for help. As the subject approaches, SCP-XXXX-B will drift further from shore, and towards the center.

Once at the center, SCP-XXXX-B will allow subject to approach, but will appear to lose consciousness and sink into the depression before subject can make physical contact. SCP-XXXX-B will continue to sink just out of reach of subject until subject returns to surface or drowns.

SCP-XXXX-B instances appear to be created by SCP-XXXX-A, and SCP-XXXX-A is possibly sentient. No attempts by SCP-XXXX-B instances to exit containment have been made. SCP-XXXX-B instances will attempt to breach containment if subject exits SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-B instances may be terminated by incineration or dehydration, and no physical contact is to be made with SCP-XXXX-B instances.

Puddle Jumper

Item #: XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX instances are to be contained within watertight containment cells measuring 30cm x 30cm x 30cm. These cells should contain 9L of water. Said containment cells are to be contained within a vacuum chamber measuring 1m x 1m x 1m or larger. The vacuum chamber is to be heated to at least 120°c at all times. Should any part of SCP-XXXX's containment fail, site ██'s nuclear warhead is to be detonated.

Description: SCP-XXXX are a subspecies of the suriname toad (Pipa Pipa). As of yet, no female SCP-XXXX have been found, and they are not believed to exist. SCP-XXXX are extremely aggressive towards all male mammals all mammals.

SCP-XXXX have the ability to move though any liquid water, unimpeded by solids. They may also move through water suspended in air. It is unclear exactly how fast SCP-XXXX can move though water, but records of SCP-XXXX-21 show it moving at at least 540km/h.

SCP-XXXX reproduce by making physical contact with any female mammal.