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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-XXXX is currently contained in a standard humanoid containment cell in Site-19, with the following modifications: The cell is soundproofed, achieving a sound transmission class (STC) of 148; All windows of the cell are covered, said covering achieving a STC of 132; The cell is sealed so as no odours originating from outside SCP-XXXX's containment may be detected within the cell.
Any persons within earshot of SCP-XXXX are to refrain from any mention of ongoing instances of intentional physical violence unless instructed otherwise by personnel of level 4 clearance or above. Failure to do so will be met with disciplinary action.
In the event of a containment breach, a rapid response team is to be dispatched to SCP-XXXX's location and are to prevent access to all sources of news media within a one-kilometer radius of SCP-XXXX. Once all belligerents responsible for SCP-XXXX's containment breach have been neutralised by SCP-XXXX, two or more D-class personnel are to engage in a physical altercation within SCP-XXXX's cell and a live feed of the event is to be shown to SCP-XXXX. Once said D-class personnel have been neutralised by SCP-XXXX they are to be removed from its cell, whereupon it can be considered contained. All civilians thought to have come into contact with SCP-XXXX are to be given Class-A amnestics, and all records made of SCP-XXXX are to be confiscated or erased if confiscation is impossible.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an adult male specimen of Homo Neanderthalensis (Neanderthal) 165.3cm in height, and 2304.7kg in weight. SCP-XXXX is non-hostile and will obey all reasonable commands or requests made towards it. This is aided by its ability to understand, speak, read and write all established languages and declassified codes. SCP-XXXX appears to have extensive knowledge of social and cultural norms and will use this knowledge to avoid any behaviour that would normally be considered threatening or provocative when not already involved in any form of physical conflict. In spite of its apparent intelligence, SCP-XXXX has trouble solving even the most simple of logic puzzles or mathematical equations and has little general knowledge. SCP-XXXX also displays a total lack of episodic memory, as it cannot recall events even if said events transpired mere seconds ago. Events involving physical altercation wherein SCP-XXXX was a belligerent are an exception to this, however, as SCP-XXXX is capable of recalling these events in exact detail1. Due to the inconsistency of its mental functions, any and all displays of human-level intelligence by SCP-XXXX are considered anomalous.
SCP-XXXX's bone, muscle and skin tissues are abnormally dense, hence its disproportionate weight. While this would usually make locomotion of any kind impossible, SCP-XXXX seems to be unaffected in this regard. Furthermore, the density of SCP-XXXX's tissues allows it to perform theoretically impossible feats of strength and endurance2. Similarly, while a being of such mass would usually require large amounts of food and long periods of sleep, SCP-XXXX requires neither, nor does it seem to have any need for hydration. Despite not requiring sustenance of any sort to survive, multiple endoscopies performed on SCP-XXXX confirm that it has a fully functional digestive system, and SCP-XXXX will become visibly agitated and less willing to vocalise if food or drink becomes unavailable for a period of time ranging from 16 to 43 days.
If SCP-XXXX is made aware of an ongoing physical altercation or intentionally violent act involving two or more human participants, it will immediately attempt to reach the source of the conflict, and resolve it by neutralising all belligerents. SCP-XXXX's physical capabilities are primarily used for this purpose, as it will attempt to take the fastest possible route to the location of the event. To this end, SCP-XXXX has been observed achieving land speeds of up to 58.42 km/h and bludgeoning walls until an opening large enough to climb through is made. If a conflict is ongoing when SCP-XXXX reaches its target location, and no lives have been taken as a result, SCP-XXXX will attempt to pacify all belligerents by applying pressure to the carotid arteries and trachea until all targets are rendered unconscious. If a conflict is ongoing when SCP-XXXX reaches its target location and has resulted in the death of at least one individual, SCP-XXXX will attempt to terminate all belligerents by destroying the spinal cord until all belligerents are dead. If a conflict is not occurring when SCP-XXXX reaches its target location, SCP-XXXX will become idle.

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