Scp 667-1 Class Thaumiel

(Classified) For 05 council eye’s only, Anyone below Administration level who is reading this will be detained given Grade A amnestics and or shall be demoted to d class personal (depending on severity of ensuing situations). SCP-667-1 (Widely known as Agent Wilson) is a member of the 05 personal security team currently working in the Germany branch. Is a humanoid creature with the appearance of a 25 year old male with a large gash along his left cheek with brown eyes and black hair and a face with no dimple and sunken in cheeks a quote from his teammates read as such “he’s like a skeleton he never eat sleeps and only speaks in dangerous situations regarding the possible death of an 05 member”. From what we have recorded during situations in which he was speaking it reveals that he has a mild American accent. From what we have discovered and from what he has revealed we know (after an interview in 1963) he has revealed that he was a man named William Stratton for an unknown reason when he speaks of him self instead of saying I, or Me, He refers to himself as We or Us or when in third person they. At first we believed that He had schizophrenia or some type of personality disorder but after extensive test we found both to be impossible while he was speaking though however he would slowly begin emoting light and those who where in the interrogation room at the time suddenly started crying without realizing it within the hour it had gone from small sobs to wailing and screaming in sadness after reviewing the tapes about the interview we had concluded that the reason they broke down crying is that they called “Them” A “He” not a they. He later apologized for the situation before admitted he couldn’t control when it happens only that it happens without warning.Tests taken in 1967 showed us that when the word “He” was used to identify him the field of “sadness” would enlarged this was tested twice 1967 and 2001 (Page 673 of foundations tests and interviews Between the page about the cake that screams when eaten and the bat that turns Mucus from the common cold into cobwebs) test one was taken in [REDACTED] New Mexico He was Called He 48 times in a row when the field got so large that on the news several cases of suicide were being reported for several hours after said test. |Containment procedures| Don’t day He, or You to identify him. The second test was taken in 2001 when Dr Bright A respectable young scientist (at the time) asked the 05 council a question “what if we put it in with 682 I wonder what 682 could create to combat the sadness?” After several months of preparation and egging on by the younger researchers who had sided with Dr Bright The 05 let them control the test. After several days of bribery and promises of entertainment Scp 667-1 entered the containment cell which had been outfitted with chain link fence (per request of doctor bright) over the triple inforced titanium and tungsten alloy cage After walking in scp 682 was awoken by the intruder who and I quote “threw a slice of cheese” at the lizard after 682 was awoken scp 682 Yelled “Who Invited you in here!” Immediately scp 6&2 started breathing heavily seemingly hyperventilating from the sudden wave of sadness scp 682 yelled between breaths “What is he doing?” Suddenly those in the monitoring room started to develop tears in their eyes. After several more minutes of said crying and screaming scp 682 started making a series of squeals and coo’s like a child a small sound started to begin to rise on the wall to its left suddenly a small gelatinous blob like liquid started to leak through the walls Scp started to coo even more to the point it was one long ooooooooo the ball snapped towards him and surrounded the head of 672 like a “fishbow” and after 91 seconds 682 stopped crying and immediately charged towards scp 667 while standing still 667 started yelling at the staff that were monitoring yelling “Say it Say it Say it) immediately before 682 could kill 667 every staff memeber said “he he He he he He you you” methodically this went on for 10 seconds before scp 999 fell onto the ground and what is still questioned today scp 999 started crying! Part of his yellow gelatinous body became a light shade or blue mixed with orange right in is small center as doctor bright mentioned “Its Like Tron!” After several minutes 682 started to pick at its head and started to claw the meat off of its upper forehead and skull before shattering it. After said shattering he ripped a small chunk no wider than a baseball from his head and stopped crying doctor bright later wrote that he quote unquote lobotimized himself to avoid the sadness after said lobotimy he was tranquilized before 667 could be killed and scp 999 was taken out of the cell and put back in his dog cage for quote “being a bad boy” scp 667 has not been tested on in over 20 years to the day. [END FILE]