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• west gomes - 36, brazillian/portlandser, trans female, lesbian, baseline human, former homicide detective, quit because she said fuck cops, more recently former chaos insurgency member, quit because she lost her fucking mind, current surfer and geology hobbyist, sells cool rocks online.
• known to those close to her as Her Unseen Observance [nicknamed huo and the like] - 38, spanish/african/british, trans female, bisexual, superficially human, formerly baseline human [inner workings of the body incomprehensible due to arcane modification], professor of ritual eldrobiology at deer college in 3port.
• reangh mn'dizu - 23, japanese/puerto rican, cis female, lesbian, parahuman [self-identified "stand user"], former AWCY? member, current drifter, graffiti artist, petty thief, and scavenger. sometimes accompanied by an entity similar to a large bearded vulture, which is usually invisible to baseline humans.

supernaturally compromised personnel

• dr ████ ██████, like 2 days old, african american/puerto rican, female, lesbian, parahuman

marys DRAFTS

Town of Alma

SCP-5313-2.

Item #: SCP-5313

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: A copy of SCP-5313 is available in the Site-64 database, accessible to personnel with Level 3/5313 clearance. All other copies have been disposed of.

Description: SCP-5313 refers to the instructions to conduct a thaumaturgic ritual which summons an entity designated SCP-5313-1, which acts as a portal to an extradimensional space designated SCP-5313-2.

While the text of SCP-5313 itself is non-anomalous, the specific actions detailed within, whether read about, performed, or witnessed, are forgotten by subjects within 20 minutes of exposure to said memes. Ingredients required for the ritual include:

• A space of dirt or sand that takes up a volume of at least 1m x 1m x 1m.
• A black pigment of any sort.
• Blood belonging to the subject performing the instructions described in SCP-5313, amount unknown due to ingredient being retrieved as an action in the ritual.
• At least 50 mL of oil made from a particular thaumaturgically modified strain of the herb Calluna vulgaris, or common heather.¹

Successful completion of the actions detailed in SCP-5313 will result in the manifestation and subsequent emergence of SCP-5313-1, a soft-bodied extradimensional entity, through the provided surface of sediment. This entity's cells will lose cohesion if it is removed from the dirt it manifested in, wounded, or if all living beings inside SCP-5313-2 are no longer present within it. In this case, SCP-5313-1 ceases all anomalous function.

The body of SCP-5313-1 consists only of skin, mucus cells, and a rudimentary nervous and muscular system built around its single body cavity which goes through its anterior end to its posterior end. This cavity acts as a portal into SCP-5313-2. Objects which pass through this cavity will exit from the body cavity of a similar entity, which is buried in the sand of SCP-5313-2's shore.

The shed in SCP-5313-2.

SCP-5313-2 is an extradimensional space which looks similar to beaches on Earth. It is oblate-spheroidal in shape, with a major diameter of 1km, and a minor diameter of approx. 500m. It maintains the illusory appearance of a continuing landscape beyond its borders.

A few manmade structures exist within SCP-5313-2:

• An aged wooden pavilion with a palm roof. Many of its constituent boards are broken or missing.
• A shed with a painting on its front doors. Held 2 surfboards, a variety of woodworking tools, and eight 60mL bottles of anomalous heather oil, which has been confiscated for further study.
• A raised wooden shack. Held a cot, a mini fridge connected to a 2000W portable gasoline generator², a framed photo on the wall depicting POI-83842 and an unidentified woman of African descent, and a sign hung above the door which reads "Town of Alma, Councilwoman's Office".

Discovery: SCP-5313 was brought to light on 2018/06/22 when Foundation webcrawlers detected suspicious online activity by West Gomes, a former Beta-class Chaos Insurgency operative, who began making posts on forums regarding SCP-5313 and seemingly attempting to gauge public interest in the anomaly, calling it "like, a place just to hang out and surf and have bonfires and that shit and meet people but like a community too." Information suppression was enacted before the posts were witnessed by any individuals not already known to have been associated with the anomalous.

Soon after this incident, an investigation and subsequent retrieval of all known copies of SCP-5313 was carried out by Foundation agents on 2018/06/23; Only two copies were found to have existed, being a paper copy in Gomes's home, and a .docx file located on the internal storage of her personal laptop. After retrieval and questioning, Gomes was administered Class-A amnestics and will be under Foundation surveillance until further notice.

+ Addendum 5313-A: Surveillance transcript

Note: The following is an SMS conversation intercepted by surveillance teams on 2018/06/23, between West Gomes and an unknown individual, identified in their contact info only as "hubby <3" by Gomes. Their phone number uses a Three Portlands area code, but no individual can be found connected to this number.

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[13:20:23] Gomes: Babe are you working rn
[13:20:39] Gomes: I fucked up
[13:21:16] Gomes: I'm an idiot I'm really sorry
[13:29:34] hubby <3: West? Are you okay?
[13:29:45] hubby <3: What happened?
[13:31:13] Gomes: Map to Almas gone. Jailers took it in the middle of the night thank god I still can tell when I've been amnesticized but fuck. I'm so dumb. I don't remember the map at all³
[13:32:28] hubby <3: Oh, no. Sweetie, I hope you're okay.
[13:33:23] hubby <3: You're not dumb, alright West? You're a smart woman, and making the Map hide itself the way we did was a really smart measure, but there was really no planning for this.
[13:33:51] hubby <3: I know how much Alma meant to you, and I'm sorry you've lost it. I think we can try again, in a different way.
[13:38:39] Gomes: Thank you
[13:38:46] Gomes: I just
[13:39:28] Gomes: I was excited to be doing something that I wanted to do. For once.
[13:40:17] Gomes: Live out my desires of just having fun and share with others. And I couldn't be more thankful to you for helping me with that and helping with all the thaumaturgy and everything
[13:41:30] Gomes: I'm going to come back to 3port. I miss you a lot and I want to figure all this out so we can do it right this time
[13:42:11] hubby <3: Okay, sweetie. I can't wait.
[13:43:24] hubby <3: We'll make your Alma. <3

this is my body

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4/XXXX LEVEL 4/XXXX CLASSIFIED

Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Incarnare

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St. Peter's Square.

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Special Containment Procedures: The His Kingdom Treaty has been established on 1929/02/11 for the purpose of containing SCP-XXXX, as well as codifying a beginning of the relationship between the Foundation and the Roman Catholic Church. The Foundation's responsibilities in accordance to the His Kingdom Treaty can be summarized below:

Pope Pius XI, an instance of SCP-XXXX-03 at the time of the His Kingdom Treaty's negotiation.

• Establish and maintain Provisional Site-12⁴.
• Secure all areas of Sector BP⁵ that are not open to the public.
• Treat all instances of SCP-XXXX-02, besides those that have been excommunicated, as Class A personnel, and allow them Level 5/XXXX security clearance.
• Contain fully excommunicated instances of SCP-XXXX-02 by regarding them as Class-D personnel.
• Be prohibited from configuring any recording equipment from a maximum of 10 meters from or allowing personnel into Subsector BP⁶ without express permission from an instance of SCP-XXXX-02.
• Be prohibited from observing or recording the ritual performed by SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-03.
• Make no effort to contain SCP-XXXX-03 outside of cases in which a current instance of SCP-XXXX-03 resigns, in which case it shall be amnesticized and implanted with false memories in accordance to the Veil.

The responsibilities of the Church as per the treaty can be summarized below:

• Contain SCP-XXXX and assist the containment and research of other high-risk anomalies relating to Christianity.
• Assist in maintaining the Veil.
• Fund Provisional Site-12 and other joint operations of the Foundation and the Roman Catholic Church.
• Select new instances of SCP-XXXX-03 with each removal of the former instance.

The full text of the His Kingdom Treaty can be found in the Provisional Site-12 database.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the corpse an ovine entity, approx. 3.5m long. It is not subject to any decomposition.

Bowls containing instances of SCP-XXXX-01 processed by SCP-XXXX-03.

An anomalous substance with a fleshlike texture grows from the skin of SCP-XXXX, referred to as SCP-XXXX-01. This substance will adhere to organic cells on contact, and said cells will be converted to SCP-XXXX-01. This conversion is rapid, and cells newly converted into SCP-XXXX-01 will immediately exhibit the same anomalous properties.

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Uncle Ash

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell in Site-11, barring the execution of the ASH Protocol. (See Addendum XXXX-A)

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 2.2 meter tall elderly latino humanoid entity, formerly known as Emilio Diaz. Its hands retain a natural coating of ash that, while able to be cleaned by mundane means, recovers before the initiation of the ASH Protocol.

SCP-XXXX is very passive and cooperative with Foundation personnel, though it will enter a state of distress if not allowed to carry out the ASH Protocol or if interrupted during which, upon entering which all humanoids in a variable vicinity from 15m to as much as 500m will experience similar distress. This will last until SCP-XXXX is allowed to carry out the ASH Protocol, or after 20-24 hours otherwise.

+ Addendum XXXX-A: The ASH Protocol

The ASH Protocol takes place every year on Ash Wednesday, in accordance to the liturgical calendar.⁷ On this day, SCP-XXXX's cell should remain opened and unobstructed until the completion of the protocol, upon which it is to be escorted back into containment.

Sometime around 12PM-7PM local time, SCP-XXXX will mark its forehead in the shape of a cross with the ashes on its hands, at which point the ASH Protocol initiates.

SCP-XXXX will proceed to similarly mark the foreheads of every other human it can see as it wanders the area. It does not respond to any attempts of conversation, and will only say the following phrase while marking the forehead of a human subject: "Polvo eres, y al polvo volverás."

A minimum of 15 humans are required to be present in the hallways of Site-11 at any time during the protocol. Ashes should not be wiped off until after the completion of the protocol and SCP-XXXX is returned to containment.

The ASH Protocol will last from 5-25 minutes depending on the amount of people present for it. All personnel who do not wish to be marked may stay behind a closed door from the time the start of the ASH Protocol is announced to the time it has concluded.

SCP-XXXX is to be escorted back to its cell upon the completion of the protocol.

wonderful captivity

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in standard humanoid containment in Site-19 (See Paraentomolgy Division's database for dietary info). It has been afforded one digital alarm clock set to the 24-hour clock as an amenity, with the alarm set to 07:00.

Items created by SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects are to be investigated, and, if necessary, confiscated (See Addendum XXXX01 for list of pre-approved items). SCP-XXXX is not to be restrained from wishing for "a good night's sleep" unless for testing purposes approved by the research head of Site-19's Paraentomology Division.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.6m tall bipedal insectoid entity, structured and patterned similarly to a female convergent lady beetle, (Hippodamia convergens) though it only has 4 limbs. Though wings are present in the subject, they are only vestigial.

SCP-XXXX has an ability that it has described as "wish fulfillment." This ability can be used after certain events, the following of which have been observed:

• SCP-XXXX views a digital clock as it displays 11:11 local time. Event will fail if:
  • The clock is more than 5 minutes out of sync with satellite time
  • SCP-XXXX sees the clock turn from 11:10 to 11:11
  • SCP-XXXX sees the clock turn from 11:11 to 11:12
  • SCP-XXXX views the clock again after looking away and it still displays 11:11

• One of the hairs lining SCP-XXXX's antennae falls off, and SCP-XXXX places it onto the end of one of its front limbs and covers its eyes with the other, and then blows air softly in front of itself. Event will fail if the hair still rests on SCP-XXXX's front limb when it uncovers its eyes.

• SCP-XXXX blows out all candles on a decorated cake in one breath on April 27th.

• SCP-XXXX holds out a seeding white dandelion with one limb, and the other covers its eyes, and it then blows air at the dandelion head. Event will fail if all of the dandelion seeds are not detached from the dandelion head once it uncovers its eyes.

Once an event is completed, SCP-XXXX may then make a statement starting with "I wish for," followed by one item, be it physical or not.

If it had requested a physical item, within 5-10 minutes, if SCP-XXXX did not specify a time or place for which the item to manifest, the item that SCP-XXXX had stated will manifest in a place that is physically accessible to it.

Non-physical items requested will also manifest in the same given timeframe, though the means by which they do are inconsistent across instances.⁸

- Addendum XXXX01: Approved items

Request	Effect	Notes
"A good night's sleep"	SCP-XXXX will be able to sleep normally according to its natural circadian rhythm despite its usual problems with insomnia.	SCP-XXXX will always use its 11:11 wish for this if it can.
"You all to have lovely birthdays, as well"	Research personnel directly involved with the performance of Test XXXX-111 on 2018/04/27 reported significantly happy birthdays during the following year.	Yearly repitition of this test for consistency in data has been approved by Paraentomology head Marie Vasquez on 2019/02/07.
"A nice meal"	A live larva, unidentified as any known species, with a body .4m thick and 1m long will manifest near SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX will eat it alive.	SCP-XXXX has not commented on what the larva is other than that it is its favorite food.

You Are Not Immune To Propaganda

An instance of SCP-XXXX, with all cognitohazardous components censored.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Forces Eta-10 ("See No Evil") and Pi-1 ("City Slickers") are to work in tandem to contain instances of SCP-XXXX and halt the dissemination of information regarding the phenomenon. Affected civillians are to be put into Foundation care. Should these civilians wake up, they are to be amnesticized and designated as D-Class personnel.

An instance of SCP-XXXX is contained in a standard document storage tube in Site-28's containment wing. Any further instances are to be incinerated unless by permission of Site-28's head of research.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to instances of visually cognitohazardous posters that manifest in highly populated areas in the northeastern United States. These posters superficially resemble WWI-era "I Want You" propaganda posters by James Montgomery Flagg.

Anomalous effects manifest in victims upon visual processing of cognitohazardous material, at which point the victim will become comatose. The victim's brain remains active as if they were conscious and still interacting with the environment.

marys IDEAS

• cure for compassion fatigue
• emanan
• rewrite this is my body as archon
• mocking skull
• maybe in a kinder world.
• go with original idea, rewrite proximites as just alsi. rename to because the dead return.

- mention how alsi misses porter in final interview, in note after interview mention that porter was found dead after alsi was. still not sure how im gonna do pozz but thatd be a good way to connect them
- edit: i fucking figured it out

• voidfish machinimal
• you only move when it isn't looking
• mariners revenge but its more ghosts, also, the whale is lovecraftian ig
• procure, assess, commit, enact
• corvid
• dr ████ ██████
• supernaturally compromised personnel
• little birds
• corporate gods
• uncle ash
• BLOOD SPACE WAR, YOU ARE A VETERAN

Footnotes

1. This strain is as-of-yet uncontained. More information can be found in the file of POI-83842, former Chaos Insurgency operative West Gomes.

2. Approx. half-empty of gasoline upon recovery of object.

3. POI-83842 had reportedly recieved training while employed by the Chaos Insurgency from 2008-2014 which allows an individual that has been amnesticized to recognize the fact of their amnesticization. Testing on captured CI operatives has proven that actual efficacy of memory removal per amnesticization protocol remains unchanged.

4. Known publicly as the independent state of Vatican City.

5. Known publicly as Saint Peter's Basilica.

6. The system of caverns and chambers located below what is publicly known as St. Peter's Square, where SCP-XXXX is contained.

7. Ash Wednesday always falls 46 days before the celebration of Easter.

8. For example, a request for a concept such as "happiness" will lead to slight fluctuations in circumstance for the benefit of the recipient of said "happiness," while a wish for "beauty" will simply change the recipient's perception of themself as well as those around them rather than alter anything physically. (See documentation for tests XXXX-227 and XXXX-077 for more information.)