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Item #: SCP-X

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-X is to be kept in an empty DVD case and is not to be played unless given direct approval by no less than 5 level-4 agents.

Description: SCP-X is a DVD labeled "funniest video in the world" containing (roughly) 25.5 megabytes of data or (roughly) 30 seconds of HD video and audio.

its anomalous behavior starts when a human is subjected to the video contained within SCP-X. when a subject starts to watch SCP-X they start experiencing uncontrollable laughter, crying (tears of laughter), lack of breath, and then suffocation. every subject exposed to SCP-X has died of suffocation.

we do not currently know what is on SCP-X. it could be just very funny or a memetic hazard, however, a thumbnail image is shown when downloaded to a computer, which shows [REDACTED FOR SAFETY].