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Photo of SCP-6969-J prior to containment
Item #: SCP-6969-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-6969-J must stay locked in a furnace and to never be opened ever! It doesn't matter what god damn furnace or where it is, just keep this fucking thing away from me!
Description: SCP-6969-J is a box of connecting shapes with the brand name ████ on the front. Tests have proven that SCP-6969-J is completely indestructible, which means that I win a bet from last night. Never mind that, I have to be as professional as possible. which makes it extra scary spooky terrifying!
Shortly after one of those fruity orange-suited guys a D-Class mistakenly stepped on an instance of SCP-6969-J, he screamed in agony. This helped us figure out that SCP-6969-J is probably a type of landmine, presumably made by Russia. We still haven't figured out how these interlocking forms of what seems to be plastic are made. All we care about is destroying these fucking sadistic click and clacking landmine things. If anybody figures out a good fucking way to destroy these boxes that go into each other, send an email to me at ████████████████.
