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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a small locked wooden box, and stowed away in a safe area of the facility. It should only be taken out for testing purposes… blah blah blah. (I really need some help with this part
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 2 GB SD card with a label of an unknown symbol on it. Attempts to remove the label have been met with failure, but testing indicates that it is a █████ brand card. On the card is a single file, with a size of 717 KB. The file's name is unreadable by standard computer systems, and shows up as jumbled text. Anyone who listens to the file immediately begins feeling very paranoid and cautious. 2 minutes after listening, the subject will start vomiting uncontrollably, and screaming about a curse. The subject will die 5 minutes after listening to the recording, with their last words being "I'm sorry." Autopsies reveal the cause of death to be from cardiac arrest. The file does not need to be listened to all the way through, and testing indicates that even listening to one second of the audio causes the aforementioned effects. These effects only take place when listening to the audio file directly off of the SD card, and copying the file to a separate drive results in the file's name changing to "I'mSorry.ogg" and listening to it from that drive has not been shown to cause any side effects.
I'mSorry.ogg:
Transcript:
Um… hello.
My name is Eric Johnson
and I'm sorry.
I wouldn't…
I wouldn't pass this curse on if it weren't for the circumstances.Everyone I know is dead.
I was the only one who could withstand it.
But even I couldn't withstand it all the way.It hurts.
It hurts so much.
But I was told
that if I make this recording…it would stop.
That's all I want
Is for it to just…
stop.If you've listened this far…
it's too late.
I'm sorry.
The AnyVid homepage
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX has been removed from search engines and is blocked by all devices not within the foundation. SCP-XXXX is monitored by WATCHDOG for any changes in the site’s source code.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a piracy website under the name AnyVid. It is located at ████.com. The front page consists of a logo, a slogan (“Your #1 source for video piracy”), and a search bar, all on a beige background. Attempting to search for movies, games, or any other media, will result in an error. The only videos the site can display are of real world events, and can be found and viewed regardless of whether or not they were filmed. No anomalous effects have been recorded from searching or viewing the site or its videos.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered by researcher [REDACTED BY REQUEST] who was attempting to pirate the movie Containment Breach: Run, and found security camera footage of incident-illfindthislater. The website was reported to O5 and contained.
Test log:
Name: Researcher [REDACTED]
Search: Containment Breach: Run
Result: Unseen footage of incident-xxxx
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Name: Researcher Louis
Search: Creation of SCP-914
Result: Error code 1672: unknown
Search: Tupac’s Murder
Result: Error code 1673: unknown factor
Note: It appears that SCP-XXXX can only find footage of things we have solid details about. I have one more idea.
Search: Creation of the universe
Result: Error code 1668: Many interpretations
Note: That’s what I thought
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Name: Dr. Xavior
Search: That time that Dr. Serena accidentally said “you too” when someone wished her a happy birthday.
Result: Security camera footage of the event.
Note from O5: Dr. Xavior has been demoted for his unauthorized and childish use of SCP-XXXX. More restrictions will need to be put in place if this happens again.
Note from Dr. Xavior: Worth it.
Note from Dr. Serena: That didn't happen! It only showed an error, I swear! Xavior's just crazy!
Note from O5: From now on, Dr. Xavior and Dr. Serena are forbidden from working with each other.
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Name: Researcher [REDACTED BY REQUEST]
Note: This is for research, I swear
Search: Brunette girl [REDACTED]
Note: Research
Result: Footage of the filming of said porn video. Cross checking (for research) proved the camera angle to be impossible.
Note: Because it actually happened, SCP-XXXX was able to find it. Interesting.
SCP ID: SCP-XXXX
Class: Apollyon1
Protocol for containing: SCP-XXXX should stay in a room at location-17 with a sign on its door. Class 2+ can ask to look, but 2 watchguards must monitor said visit.
Information: SCP-XXXX is a small black box with an unknown symbol on it. Nothing important is found on SCP-XXXX's physical box. Its anomalous impact is shown in writing or talking about SCP-XXXX. Doing so will control its individual2 (now known as SCP-XXXX-1), disallowing SCP-XXXX-1 to say or draw glyph #5 of Latin symbols (which is most common). D-class trials show that SCP-XXXX-1 cannot think about symbol #5 during writing or talking.
Workarounds:
•Using math's e works, but only as a constant. Working it into writing will not work
•Symbols can inform as words
•#s also work
•Wrong positioning of glyphs will not work around SCP-XXXX's impact
A screenshot from one of the commercials
Item Number: SCP-XXXX
Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX's signal has been jammed, with static replacing it. Any attempt to access the channel will be logged, with repeated attempts marked for future investigation.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a TV channel broadcasting on ██████. The channel has been broadcasting since December 17, 20██, but its anomalous nature didn't become apparent until January 10, 20██. The channel broadcasts 24/7, but only two "shows" have ever been documented to air.3 The rest of the on-air time has been filled with commercials. The commercials advertise nonexistent or unobtainable objects using nonsensical images and phrases, as well as meaningless filler. No commercials have ever been documented to re-air. Viewers of the channel claim it to be very engaging, and are able to hold conversations about shows that don't exist.
