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why is the data corrupted? because of narreme radiation.

  1. how is it divided up???

offsets, with arrows on the sides pointing to things. like medical records, emails, the SCP itself, etc.

the SCP itself has a different offset for each document since they're different files.

'electrical storm' all in slightly different font. mnestic.

tab-window

warning to mobile users, some in-universe excuse

ID/info, recent log-in history, current date (July 16, 1996)

weekly site newsletter, daily updates, global news

medical info

emails

clippings

behind the tab-window, inaccessible

warnings/notices

Document 5000/A.0000

Item #: SCP-5000

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: The anti-narrative properties of SCP-5000 render Thaumiel containment procedures oriented towards Veil-preservation unnecessary. Neither SCP-5000, nor its effects to the fifth degree, can be understood within a causal narrative by ordinary subjects in the absence of a Class M diegetic. For this reason, SCP-5000 and Foundation-related operations pertaining to SCP-5000, are imperceptible, incomprehensible, or unactionable by members of the general public, irrespective of scale or conspicuousness. Operational security is primarily dedicated towards counterintelligence - particularly pertaining to organisations with access to diegetics such as the Soviet GRU-P, Bureau № 18 of the Ministry of State Security of the P.R. of China, and Soviet-bloc-aligned MSOCCs (majority-state-owned corporate combines).

To this end, all Site-238 staff are required to record any abberancies in dreamed experience during REM sleep, and to undergo annual psychoanalytic examinations to evaluate the health of infovorous oneiric-type pathogens (Ephemera coli) modified to consume sensitive information in the psyches of unauthorised subjects. In the interest of cost-effectiveness and logistical feasibility, a new, modified version of the 'Infobiosecurity And You' instructional videocassette infected with traces of Ephemera coli is to be disseminated to Project Detente contractors every three years to be viewed by employees, combined with other measures (see Document 5000/N.0010:58-62)

Antinoetic medicines such as polyhymnycin are used in conjunction with antinoetic-resistant Ephemera coli to prevent bioinformatic contamination from undesired oneiropathogens in the event of an escalation of conflict between the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and the United States of America.

Class M diegetic regimens vary considerably depending on clearance level, criticality to Project Detente operations, risk tolerance, psychographic profile, and operational peripherality to SCP-5000.1 Diegetic regimens principally consist of the following, in order of preference:

  • Unconscious noo-organisms dredged from Category III-V regions of noospace (large universities, television studios, and the residences of prolific authors) capable of narrating events. May not be suitable for staff with histories of mental illnesses.
  • Assemblages of preconscious artificially-constructed noo-machines (PACNMs) containing more than five layers (e.g BTTNBRG-α) implanted in the visual cortex of hosts. Generally disfavoured due to significant latency (0.5s) in perception.
  • Mnemotechnical instruction. Generally disfavoured due to significant training time requirements, preferred by some senior members of staff.
  • Experimental 'lucid wake-state' substances such as protagonine-α. At present, protagonine-α is Schedule IIIa; approval for wider use will be determined following the conclusion of a longitudinal human study.
  • Assemblages of PACNMs containing fewer than five layers. May be used for contractors, front groups or other Foundation affiliates for whom it is desirable that only second, third, fourth, or fifth degree effects of SCP-5000 be comprehensible (e.g the current President of the United States).
  • Authorised combinations of the above.

Randomised Langford-Wheeler antimemetic cloaking remains in effect with the aim of obfuscating Soviet satellite imaging of Site-238. Full security procedures affecting SCP-5000 and Site-238 are outlined in Document 5000/N.00010:1-64.

Operatives embedded within legislative bodies in the U.S states of Nevada and California are to ensure that Psychoglossum ingens (a noosaprophytic chimeric rhizomorph known colloquially as 'the World Wide Web') remains classified as a high-threat invasive species in Nevada and California with resources prioritised towards its extermination within one hundred kilometres of Site-238. At the minimum, aerial and ground surveys are to be conducted bi-monthly to identify juvenile mycelial cords, which are to be immediately treated via fungicide and disposed of in accordance with standard biohazardous waste disposal procedures (contained in Document 5000/N.02154:1-26). The United States Department of Agriculture is to continue to conduct subsurface imaging within fifty kilometres of Site-238 with the aim of identifying and destroying data-storage nodules.

With the exception of commercial air traffic, SCP-5000 poses little hazard to civilian populations. Aside from maintaining a standard Thaumiel surveillance/deterrence perimeter surrounding SCP-5000, current measures aim to achieve the following:

  • Redirect flight paths in the vicinity of SCP-5000 via covert influence operations embedded within NATO-allied air traffic planning organisations (most recent full list accessible via Document ARC/C.16003:1). As a secondary long-term objective, to reorganise existing air traffic control infrastructure along centralised lines to aid with redirection of flights.
  • Under the pretense of a neurotoxic fungal infection, the U.S Forestry Service is to continue to designate the Washoe Mountains Wilderness area as a civilian no-go zone and to prohibit commercial leasing.
  • Maintain the cooperation of forestry personnel assigned to the Humboldt-Toiyabe National Forest via low-priority mixed coercion/incentivisation.

SCP-5000 is informally referred to in other records as 'the Scroll'. It is suggested that these documents be edited for consistency in accordance with the current designation.

(use trig: core to surface, distance between humboldt and nizhny odes, reduce height to 2km)

Description: SCP-5000 refers to a hypernarrative describing and manifesting as a 26,780km-long cylinder intersecting the Earth, with one end terminating 9,368 metres above Humboldt-Toiyabe National Forest, in the U.S state of Nevada, and the other terminating 9,455 metres above sea level near the urbanoagaric locality of Nizhny Odes (Russian: Нижний Одес), Komi A.S.S.R, of the Soviet Union. Analysis of adjacent bedrock and sediment layers with regard to tectonic shift suggests SCP-5000 has remained in a fixed position relative to the centre of the Earth for a minimum of 4,800,000 years before being discovered by the GRU-P in 1975 and the Foundation in 1983.

edit this - move narrative properties, up, integrate. SCP-5000 is metaphysically-stable. As a result, SCP-5000 is impervious to physical damage, anomalous or mundane. These include temperatures exceeding 100,000°C, scratch resistance testing with nano-crystalline diamond, radiation testing, Solomon-era diabolokinetic sigil detonation, inflaton bombardment testing, and Bakhtinian symbol-injection.2 Aside from these properties, SCP-5000 is completely inelastic and light-absorbent in the 300-700nm wavelength band.

Surface inscriptions: The portion of SCP-5000 that appears within Nevada is marked by indentations across its surface, with each symbol measuring no more than 1.8mm wide, reading right to left, from top to bottom.

  • Section 1 (encompassing altitudes 9,368.10 to 9,361.55 metres above sea level), attempts to communicate a system for writing numbers in unary notation, followed by arithmetic operations (including 'greater than', 'less than', 'equal to', additive and subtractive symbols), set theory operations, logical negation, 'true' and 'false' statements, conditionals, and other foundational mathematical concepts. Section 1 concludes with a set of diagrams describing Boolean functions AND, OR, NOT, NAND, XOR, and combinations thereof. Section 1 is repeated threefold.
  • Section 2 (9,361.55 to 9,223.18 metres) builds on concepts described in Section 1, concluding with a formal description of lambda calculus, a formal system in mathematical logic for expressing computation.
  • Section 3 (9,223.18 to 8,855.96 metres) consists of the entire industrial process required for constructing metal–oxide–semiconductor field-effect transistors (MOSFETs), such as a modified periodic table with the element silicon outlined in bold, a diagram describing the locations, quantities and depths of metallurgical-grade silicon deposits with reference to several world maps (each a projection of continental drift expected to occur at successive time intervals), and the chemical process of distilling volatile silicon compounds into silicon. Section 3 also contains parallel instructions for constructing logic gates using electromagnetic relays, vacuum tubes, the root systems of trees, pneumatics, hydraulics, glass, mechanical elements, organic molecules, DNA, and [REDACTED].
  • Section 4 (8,855.96 metres to 8,620.19 metres) describes a 64kB operating system with similarities to CP/M, released in 1974 for Intel 8080/85-based microcomputers, designated SCP-5000-OS. Section 4 concludes with several executable programmes relating to data decompression, interlaced image-audio-olfactory3 rendering, and database-construction. Notably, image rendering is dichromatic (with colours corresponding approximately to yellow and blue).
  • Section 5 to 15,540 (8,620.19 metres and below) consists of highly-compressed data encoded in circular microscopic indentations of varying depths, readable via programmes inscribed on Section 3.

It is believed that inscriptions contained on the Soviet portion of SCP-5000 serve the same function, with substantial differences in format and content.

Anomalous narrative properties: It is the consensus of the narratogeometric community that SCP-5000's intersection with Metanarrative 1P (the set of all narratives bound to conscious human and non-human noospaces) at a perpendicular angle is the property responsible for conscious subjects being unable to interpret or acknowledge SCP-5000 within a narrative framework. This property extends to first, second, third, and fourth degree connections to SCP-5000. For personnel unfamiliar with narrative anomalies, a summary of recovered documentation surrounding the initial identification of SCP-5000 illustrating this effect is reproduced below.

1st degree: A mid-air collision with SCP-5000 results in catastrophic wing damage to Scenic Airlines Flight 129, a Cessna 441 departing McCarran International Airport, Paradise, Nevada on July 19, 1977 to Carlsbad, California. Oxygen masks deploy, automatic safety systems activate. Crew and passengers remain seated normally. No emergency transmissions are recorded.

2nd degree: All 396 passengers and staff present on the flight (notably, James Dufresne, then-Mayor of Oceanside, California, the entire executive board of Culver-Murray Electronics Inc., and the founder of the Church of Transcendental Meditation) expire. Cadavers recovered during 1982 postmortem inquiry display no apparent signs of being disturbed by wildlife.

3rd degree:

  • On all scheduled flights, said Cessna 441 is unavailable without explanation from Scenic Airlines from 07/19/1977 onwards. No records of customer complaints related to this absence have been documented.
  • Culver-Murray Electronics, the second largest consumer electronics retailer by operating revenue in the southern United States, is dissolved. Former employees do not typically list their time at CME under their work history, and show little recollection of CME. Inc.
  • The absence of a mayor in Oceanside, California for two years causes significant administrative dysfunction. Neither James Dufresne nor this dysfunction are referenced in local publications. Paul Graham becomes Mayor during the municipal election of 1979.
  • The Church of Transcendental Meditation disbands due to internal confusion. The Church claimed a membership of 185,000 in 1977.
  • Other passengers are not pursued for incomplete tax filings or debt owed with relevant documentation ignored by federal and state authorities, with some exceptions in the case of automated systems. No missing persons reports exist for this period. Without being primed with a Class M diegetic, friends, colleagues and close family show no recollection of expired passengers, typically struggling to interpret the results of their absences.
  • The now-defunct MTF Sigma-114 tasked with investigating anomalous aerospace accidents are unable to comprehend or respond to the destruction of the aeroplane and the deaths of passengers and staff.

4th degree: These events are flagged individually as potentially anomalous by lower-level intelligence operations from July 1977 to January 1979. On 22/05/1979, ALLO-94 aggregates these flags and reports the detection of a possible Θ*-type super-event.

5th degree: Vik Jóns███ [pop-up?] submits said report to Dir. ████ ███ of the ████████████ ████████ without any apparent conceptual hindrance. The location of SCP-5000 and the downed Scenic Airlines Flight 129 is ascertained in 1982 via BTNBRG-α, a layered assemblage consisting of nine hierarchically-enchained preconscious noomachines implanted in the brains of D-class personnel tasked with viewing print-outs of satellite footage from across North America.5


Project Detente was commissioned in 1983, after it became apparent that the GRU-P Infopathology Research Group had begun decoding SCP-5000's inscriptions in 1975, deploying into production advances in computer science by mid-year 1978, infoweaponry by late 1979, advanced narratology by 1980, and fungal manufacturing by 1981. Foundation espionage assets embedded in the GRU-P Infopathology Research Group were ignored due to SCP-5000's anti-narrative properties until PACNM implantation became standard for counterintelligence personnel.

SCP-6000 is believed to have been created by the former occupants of Φ1,115.

Document HVSL/3236/A.0001 - "HVSL-3236"

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Non-anomalous Sony SL-MV1 and RMT-117 instances.

Entry last amended by Researcher Dimitrios Tsakopoulos.
replace all names with HVSL-3236

Name: Sony SL-MV1(a), HVSL-3236

Location: Unused Sony SL-MV1(a) instances are contained within HVSL-3236, Gallery 2A, Sub Basement Level 6, Wing B, Site-238, wrapped within protective padding. See Dir.(Research) James Ludesvag or Dep. Dir.(Research) Esther Belmonte for temporary access.

Description: "Sony SL-MV1(a)" refers to a series of anomalous Model SL-MV1 TV/VCR combo units. Before mid-1982, no Foundation acquisition records exist for the original 226 SL-MV1(a) units contained within HVSL-3236. Prior to this, it is believed that these Sony Sl-MV1(a) units were in the possession of the Gyōsha Group, a Japanese international crime syndicate that rose to prominence through pilfering IJAMEA-owned6 anomalies after the surrender of Japan in 1945.

The Gyōsha Group achieved distinction post-1975 with occult narratotechnology by transporting drugs, arms, and anomalous artefacts, compressing their narrative planes into the form of Betamax tapes, and restoring them across borders. Likewise, the Gyōsha Group was able to perform the same operation in reverse, extracting fictional drugs and arms from tape-recorded films and television programmes. These objects were prone to dematerialisation over the course of three to four days, depending on the level of detail with which they were described in source media. Prolonged use of low-quality fictional drugs and arms was liable to cause significant narrative degradation of users, often diagnosed by civilian psychologists as total retrograde amnesia. In extreme cases, users were fictionalised as supporting characters in nearby narratives. Examples include:

  • The extraction of 'moloko plus' from the 1971 film 'A Clockwork Orange'. Moloko plus was smuggled into Soviet markets, notably resulting in a surge of violent incidents and sixty-three Moscow residents being absorbed as background characters into an ongoing radio broadcast of Viktor Astafyev's play 'The Bird-Cherry Tree'.
  • The extraction of 'bacta', a gelatinous medicinal substance from 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back' capable of regenerating flesh. Prolonged use of bacta during the 1981 Manipur Liberation War by communist insurgents rendered the entire territory surrounding the Balarama Delta fictional, eventually being absorbed into an untitled mockumentary.
  • The extraction of 'nepenthe', a medicine for sorrow and forgetfulness, from a Gyōsha Group-funded Japanese television adaptation of Homer's Odyssey. Nepenthe was sold under the brand name nastroveseline in eastern European nations as an atypical antidepressant. 'Soma' from the 1980 adaptation of Huxley's 'Brave New World' was used for the same purpose. This is believed to have lead to the fictionalisation of Rodavan Korvitaš, Prime Minister of Yugoslavia from 1971-1973. (See Documents HVSL/3236/B.0001-0010 for further details.)

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It is believed that the Gyōsha Group was itself fictionalised into 'Worshippers', a 1982 Japanese crime-fantasy film of which only 3 extant copies exist, due to their trafficking of fictional goods. All copies are damaged in the same way, with a 26-minute portion missing from the end of the film. 'Worshippers' is the source of much of the Foundation's knowledge about the Gyōsha Group, and its cult practices centering around the boar-deity Shirai (see Document HVSL/3236/C.0002), which left few traces otherwise following its erasure from Metanarrative 1P. In 'Worshippers', Sony SL-MV1(a) instances are described as ERDTSOIs (Electroshamanic De/Rematerialisation Telemetric Subject-Object Interpolators).

Anomalous properties

  • Sony SL-MV1(a) units do not possess internal components. When opened, a mixture of liquid mercury and porcine viscera disgorges from the device until reassembled. Over the course of twelve hours, pools of liquid mercury and porcine viscera disgorged from a Sony SL-MV1(a) unit will form new instances via the extrusion of plastic shells.
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  • Sony SL-MV1(a) units do not display traditional television channels. A full catalogue appears below:
Date of recording Channel # Visual notes Aural notes
22/06/1982 Channel 50 The scene immediately in front of the unit with a delay of 0.15 seconds, despite the absence of a camera. Environmental sounds are heard with a 0.15 second delay.
22/06/1982 Channels 51-100 An indistinct greyish-white scene. Screaming in an androgynous tenor, single voice, 5.5dB, no pauses. Wind, or possibly the shuffling of fur. Faint 'heartbeat' sounds heard once every sixteen hours.
22/06/1982 Channels 0-49 An indistinct black scene. Screaming in an androgynous tenor, single voice, 5.5dB, no pauses. Faint, intermittent gurgling, dripping water. Faint 'heartbeat' sounds heard once every sixteen hours, two seconds out of phase with Channels 51-100. During observation, a loud 'oink' was reported but not recorded.
23/06/1982 Channel 54 A five-minute loop of a broadcast from The Weather Channel for May 2, 1982 plays. Notably, weather reports deviate significantly from archived Weather Channel recordings for this date. N/A
23/06/1982 Channel 55 The same broadcast, with some minor script alterations. The studio is filled with a reflective substance containing lumps reaching to the knee-level of the host, later identified to be liquid mercury and porcine viscera. The host does not move during the broadcast. Faint sloshing.
23/06/1982 Channel 41 Iconic representations of games of Go, a Chinese abstract strategy board game, played in reverse. At the bottom of the screen, a tally steadily decreases following the conclusion of each game. As of recording, this tally reads '285,519,093,404' for 'White', and '285,522,166,821' for 'Black'. No matches with recorded games of Go occur. No repetition occurs. A single, high-pitched gong following the conclusion of each game.
23/06/1982 Channels below 0 and above 100 A static image of a blue sky superimposed with the text 'YOUR METANARRATIVE HERE'. Below, the text 'PHONE NUMBER:' followed by a blue tetrahedron, a yellow hexagon, a red cone, and a purple torus rotating on their axes. Below this reads 'ADDRESS: 11:05am - 11:06am, Being a child and waiting for Christmas, Interstitial Space'. Note as of 26/12/1982: an initial attempt at establishing contact via these details failed to produce results deviating from baseline normalcy. Continuous, unidentifiable elevator muzak. No repetition occurs.
24/06/1982 Channel 96 An emergency broadcast set to be played in the state of Florida in the event of a Broken Masquerade scenario involving the end of Foundation secrecy and a significant disruption of normality. Instructions listed as 'Move to higher ground.' N/A
24/06/1982 Channel 26 An oven containing baked lasagne. Muted, indistinct voices. Clanging, hissing, and mechanical churning.
25/06/1982 Channel 12 N/A An unidentified male voice reading the Epic of Gilgamesh in Akkadian on repeat.
25/06/1982 Channel 3 A six-minute loop of an advertisement for 'boneless mercury' in bulk, offering gift-wrapped options. See Document HVSL3236/A.8033-8034 for transcript.
8/06/1982 All except for Channel 50 For two hours, sixteen minutes and forty-five seconds following the assassination of former President Ronald Reagan during his televised address to a joint session of the Parliament of the United Kingdom, all channels aside from Channel 50 were replaced with an indistinct scene of a dense cloud of insects in front of a sunset. Buzzing, acT A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A Tthmic pattern, likely hollow bone.
  • Subjects and personal effects in their immediate vicinity recorded on Sony SL-MV1(a) units by setting the TV unit to display Channel 50, will dematerialise within two to eighteen minutes of narrating a story relating to their life experiences. Dematerialisation time appears to depend on breadth and detail.
  • Objects recorded by a Sony SL-MV1(a) unit will dematerialise either at the same time as a recorded living subject, or within two minutes in the absence of a living subject.
  • Pressing the 'eject' button on a Sony SL-MV1(a) unit containing a Betamax tape recording of a subject while the current channel is set to Channel 50 will result in the rematerialisation of subjects and personal effects.
  • Pressing the 'eject' button on a Sony SL-MV1(a) unit containing a Betamax tape recording of a subject while the current channel is set to a channel below or above 50 results in rapid disintegration, presumably due to decompression into a hostile, ontologically-incompatible metanarrative.
  • Recording Channel 96 and then pressing the 'eject' button resulted in the materialisation of a 9.5x3.0cm piece of paper reading 'NOT YET'. Paper dematerialised once read. Other channels produced identical results.

Update (26/04/1983)

  • When placed in proximity to SCP-5000 (max. dist. 250m), Sony SL-MV1(a) units appear to display parallel realities.

Document 5000/A.5426

1985

Response To Internal Request By Dep. Dir. Livia Borgórkowski For Summation Of Documented Parallel Universes Containing SCP-5000

Hello Dep. Dir. Borgórkowski, I received your request for a summation of documented parallel realities containing SCP-5000 and a summation of EVT results for said universes for general mixed-authorisation distribution within the scope of Project Detente.

APPROVED FOR GENERAL DISTRIBUTION WITHIN PROJECT DETENTE

Author: Researcher Moises Nafziger (RAAD, Recordkeeping and Archival Division, Project Detente)
Attributions to participants here, i.e 'thanks to'

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TABLE OF CONTENTS
1. Attributions
2. Background
2.1 Overall architecture of SCP-5000 distribution within narratodimensional space
2.2 Leading explanations for SCP-5000 distribution within narratodimensional space
3. Index of realities

2.1
SCP-5000 is understood to be a hypernarrative of unknown origin containing a description of a cylinder measuring approximately 26,000km in length fixed with reference to the centre of the Earth. SCP-5000 intersects Metanarrative 1P, the metanarrative formally describing our universe in the form of several physical, metaphysical, immaterial, and psychological substrata (referred to as noospace – which itself is irregularly striated into ideatic space, dreamed environments, and other undocumented territories), appearing as an immovable physical object.

Cross-testing between SCP-5000 and HVSL-3236 revealed the existence of other metanarratives appearing as parallel realities, designated by their channel locations on HVSL-3236 instances for ease of nomenclature. Most parallel realities do not contain SCP-5000 - SCP-5000 intersects only nine out of a recorded 19,816 realities for reasons unclear.

Few physical expeditions have been initiated due to proximity requirements and expense. Presently, most data originates from weather balloons carrying meteorological equipment and repurposed intelligence-observation satellites rematerialised directly into said universes

In accordance with standardised Foundation

1. EVT results
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and summary

2.2
corrupted

3.1
ordered by date of discovery
SCP-6000-Φ1,115
Mean temperature avg.: 1.5°C below norm
Similar overall climatic distribution.
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SCP-6000-Φ-18,685
No major distinctions or noteworthy observations.

SCP-6000-Φ-12,919
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SCP-6000-Φ-11,925
Seismological recordings revealed the existence of underground tunnels spanning the North American continent. No activity detected in tunnels. Some preliminary evidence of deliberate cultivation of root vegetables.

SCP-6000-Φ-4,103
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SCP-6000-Φ3,448
Soil in the vicinity of SCP-5000 has been excavated, resembling an open-pit mine 216.15m across. Insects resembling termites were seen to be regularly descending and ascending the length of SCP-5000. Several hundred strings were tethered at regular intervals to hooks inserted into bedrock, the other ends of which were roped around the circumference of SCP-5000. Wind-shielded structures were placed around the perimeter, within which individual termites, after emerging from the mine, would consume a small hole in a rectangular sheet of paper, resembling a punched card. Cards were independently produced in triplicate by separate termites. After being perforated by anywhere between two and sixty holes, cards were then 'transmitted' into the distance in the form of flashes of light via magnifying glasses and mirror-arrays controlled by other termitR U P P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A Tatellite imaging of deforestation indicated these supply-lines end at three mounds constructed of various metP T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A Tceramic, distressed soil, and vegetation, located in Thousand Oaks, California, measuring ~680m at base width, indeterminate height.

These are speculated by Researcher Arun M. Kavukcuoglu to be "processing centres" and appear to be heavily fortified at an above-surface level. ThT A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ]corrugated roof of a small building, of unknown origin, 1.7km away from one such processing centre. Larger mounds, kilometres wide, exist across the continental United States, with crisscrossing links around which vegetation has been cleared. Researcher Kavukcuoglu notes the "non-overlapping" nature of several "networks", possibly indicating separate supercolonies, or separate collective 'minds' spanning regions of several hundred kilometres, with termites taking the place of neurons. (This is an area of controversy and is considered highly speculative.) Severe deforestation and extensive soil discoloration consistent with chemical weapons usage along the Colorado River visible via satellite, are believed to indicate a conflict occurring between the Thousand Oaks supercolony and a much larger supercolony occupying an area roughly corresponding to northern Mexico, Arizona, New Mexico, anD ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A Cts largest mounds based in Condensadora, Mexico.

In order to avoid falling into the excavated area, MTF Zotta-163 personnel landed via parachute six hundred metres away, in orP T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T Aarmed with borax and several other insecticides, but were instructed to avoid any actions that could potentially be interpreted as hostile, permitting several hundred thousand termites to freely move over their sealed suits. After five minutes, all termites retreated. As personnel began to approach the excavation site, a smaller number of termites appeared and formed two lines with a smP T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A T A C O R R U P T E D ] [ D A This was believed by personnel to resemble the sign for "unsafe place" in informal Foundation field code. After thirty seconds, all termites retreated. MTF Zotta-163's group commander requested and was granted permission to abort the mission due to morale.

Captured specimens confirmed a distant genetic relation to Nasutitermes corniger, with some anatomical specialisation and differences in pheremone-receptor functionality, but were otherwise identical to ordinary termites. As of 11/03/1983, further missions have been placed on hold pending administrative review, and are likely to be focused on environmental safety assessments, reconnaissance, and gift-giving.

SCP-6000-Φ8,190
Deep grooves across the continent of Africa leading into an apparently artificial ocean were observed from satellite imagery. No further indications of unusual activity. No further distinctions or noteworthy observations.

SCP-6000-Φ11,063
No major distinctions or noteworthy observations.

SCP-6000-Φ15,283
Southern coastal areas of China appear to be covered in millions of small, rectangular 'gardens' measuring approx. 15m across. An expeditionary parabiology team, RTF Zayin-15, previously assigned to SCP-7834, volunteered resources from their allocated budget and were granted permission to sail across to southern China. RTF Zayin-15 has reported that each of these 'gardens' are regularly tended to by a single large burrowing crab. Examination of a live specimen placed its age at two hundred years old, with distinctive features being two glands within its lower mandible capable of producing a rapidly-setting adhesive substance, partial differentiation of its dactyls into digits, wider limb mobility, and layers of varied and colourful shells glued to its (sky-facing) cephalothorax, arranged in mosaic patterns of unknown function. Personnel attempted to remove these shells to reduce the weight burden on the crab specimen, but stopped when the previously-cooperative specimen displayed significant signs of distress. RTF Zayin-15's most recent radio transmission (05/05) describes a newly-observed pattern of behaviour where a crab will:

1. Secrete adhesive to 'loosely' glue various seeds and a fragment of a shell to its (ground-facing) abdomen
2. Travel to another garden by walking and burrowing
3. Remain outside the edge of the garden while clicking shell-fragments together with its claws, until seen or heard by the 'resident' crab, which will respond with its own clicking pattern.
4. Enter and move through the garden in a circumlocutious and inefficient manner accompanied by the second crab. Clicking on the part of both crabs typically intensifies, becoming more complex and rapid at this point.
5. In this garden, the 'visiting' crab will often permit the resident crab to remove seeds and from its abdomen and assist the resident crab with placing said seeds into the soil.
6. A 'dance' of unknown function (likely ritualistic) follows.
7. The visiting crab will conclude its visit by allowing the shell-fragment to be removed from its abdomen, secreting further adhesive on the underside of said shell, and firmly placing the shell-fragment onto the back of the resident crab.
8. A second dance follows.
9. The visiting crab departs.

In all cases, when approached by members of RTF Zayin-15, crabs burrowed into the soil. As of 05/10, six out of seven members of RTF Zayin-15 have individually submitted funding requests for a crab-sized robotic probe. All requests have been denied.

SCP-6000-Φ17,493
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SCP-6000-Φ19,197
Highly glaciated, temperatures 15°C below norm. Vast ice sheets covering much of North America, Northern Europe, and Asia. No further distinctions or noteworthy observations.

SCP-6000-Φ20,000

Believed by some researchers to be the origin of SCP-6000. Presently the subject of several inquiry missions.

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Document 5000/A.0790 - "Exploration Log 001"

satellite observations

main points to cover
- black megastructure
- a dark cube-void in the north american continent where nothing can be seen, not a resolution error (later revealed, base of SCPF earlier mission)
- webbed tendrils in the air
- other world glitches

group by category. low to high resolution details.

what is Channel 20,000 going to be named? SCP-6000-Φ20K.

SCP-6000-Φ20K atmospheric composition
by who? for whom? intern/researcher asked to point out notable features
part of a request for D-class from Prj. Detente pool?


Log - Document 5000/A.0554

0630 PST: ████al inspections ███████████████████████████ launch of CMNTVS-5, a satellite containing two components timed to separate upon reaching low-earth sun-synchronous orbit, each with one Sony SL-MV1(a) instance oriented to face the other. Instance A is set to record to Channel 20,000 thereby translocating Instance B into parallel universe / alternarrative Φ20,000. ██████████████████████████████████████████████████frared spectrometer records an interferogram every 2.2 s during orbital sunrise or sunset, yielding approximately 100 spectra with a vertical spacing of 1 to 3 km, thereby permitting the assessment of solar atomic and molecular abundances, atmospheric composition ██████████████████████fter sufficient collation of telemetric data and satellite imagery, Instance A is set to perform the reverse operation, returning Instance B to Φ50, whereafter a controlled entry will be initiated for collation and processing.

Document 5000/A.0672

this doesn't make much sense, wouldn't it have normalised after 30 million years?

N2 O2 Ar CO2 Mean temp. difference from Earth Φ50
Earth Φ50 78.084% 20.946% 0.9340% 0.034529% 0°C
Earth Φ20,000 75.494% 23.792% 0.6299% 0.063984% +8.16°C
  • Marked differences were observed in the apparent climate systems and biome distributions of Φ20,000. 76% of Φ20,000's land area consists of tropical and subtropical forests. Remaining areas are dominated by desert climates lacking identifiable flora, taking on a pink tint.
  • Convection patterns and shadows cast by these forests suggest individual trees may be up to 2.5km in height.
  • Black, oviform shapes moving slowly across these deserts, unable to be resolved due to inadequate spatial resolution of CMNTVS-5's imaging instrumentation.
  • A perfectly straight boundary in the Great Basin Desert region between forest and desert, with forests, associated rainfall, and cloud cover terminating immediately across the middle portion of SCP-6000.
  • Eight white cubical structures located within forests, all measuring approximately 1.1km in height, located across all continents with the exception of Antarctica. Surfaces are uniformly flat and smooth with no debris. Vegetation in the immediate vicinity of these structures appears thinner and darker in coloration.
  • A large, freestanding hemispherical structure covered in mirrored surfaces, measuring 11.6km in base width, located in the Gulf of Mexico. Structure appears to be continually producing a stream of water vapour.
  • An organic structure with the appearance of a translucent embryonic sac in Lake Worth Lagoon. A specimen resembling a eurypterid (a member of a group of extinct arthropods, informally called a 'sea scorpion') can be seen within the sac, moving occasionally. Specimen measured 25.8km lengthwise. Several other potential candidate specimens across Asia and the Pacific were observed, but imaged at significantly lower resolutions.
  • The 'Double Madagascar anomaly', present on Earth Φ20,000 and our own, but in no other observed alternarratives. The Double Madagascar anomaly refers to the phenomenon wherein the island of Baijoshima, artificially-grown using a resequenced marine fungus in the middle of the Sea of Japan, gradually grew to take on the exact geometry, shape and elevation of the island of Madagascar despite no explicit plans or programming on the part of Soviet and Japanese geoengineers.
  • On Earth Φ20,000 the island of Baijoshima appears to be an exact copy of Madagascar, with rectangular 'oceanic borders' and disturbed atmospheric patterns in the form of 'sliced' clouds.
  • Earth Φ20,000 shares in common with our Earth several ancient megastructures, including the Wyoming Teethfields, the ███████ █████████, and the Sun-Temple, previously believed to be the remnants of ███████
  • A black, square void in the approximate location of Colorado, precisely 250km across. Previously believed to have been a data-processing error. As of 06/12, equipment failure has been ruled out as a possibility.

Command: Dr. Livia Borgórkowski

events
1. before the start: the Foundation has already placed a Sony SL-MV1(a) into an observation satellite
2. Set up base right next to SCP-6000 in our universe
3. In Channel 20,000 this is at the edge of a forest

what's his story? needs to be around 300 words

D-2394 sets up the Drexler seed and telescope and waits, reporting the results of various environmental tests. He makes observations about the environment, reports his dreams (dreams are the last days of dog civilisation, foreshadowing, terrifying and abstract, like machine-elves speaking faberge-eggs, something saying "you've been here before")

what is in the immediate vicinity of SCP-6000?

  • when the lightning flashes, he can see enormous white tubules stretching through the sky
  • weather is half-and-half, split down the middle, constant rain vs total desert
  • very big beetles with horn & millipedes
  • lobopodia
  • the ground is barren, covered in pale red lichen, white fluffy spheres (fungi) - when he goes too close to them he hears his mother screaming
  • every day at 8:00 he hears the sounds of sirens
  • the moon and mars are covered in lichen
  • trees that stretch into the clouds, casting enormous shadows. fleshtrees. flesh knitted with wood, you cut open & you find muscles. sap & blood. the foundation is involved in parcelling off innovations to at&t. hearts in trees powered by electricity, pulsing.
  • enormous fungi-algae symbiotes, chitin shells
  • skittering, ethereal insects burrowing into and out of the fungi without making any holes
  • deeper into the forest, a white-translucent tube filled with veins. every hour, an enormous dragonfly with handlebars and seats and some kind of tag (looks like writing) appears, waits, and then disappears. there's a lamp-post nearby containing phosphorescent insects

the ground is unstable, not sure how deep it goes
"like the opposite of being in a crowd, like I'm inside a vacuum and my thoughts are being pulled out"
"i think i was noticed by something"
loses the ability to speak English, something is eating language. each word he speaks, he forgets that word. eventually switches to German and attempts to explain what happened, but soon that is consumed. he reverts to Italian, then Emilio-Romagnan.
something dark, colossal, and hungry.

he manages to get back to Site-238, but remains unable to use or understand language.

[LOG BEGINS]

He had the experience of being in a cult. They rewrote his memories about who he was, to this day he's not sure about his memories from before the cult. It was a doomsday cult that believed there would be a nuclear war in 1975 between the U.S and the USSR and that it would trigger the arrival of aliens who would purify the world and heal the human race. They constructed an entire grand history placing themselves going back to the 1400s, claiming figures like Leonardo da Vinci and the CEO of Monsanto to be members of the cult. They believed extensively in self-modification and believed that genetic engineering would allow humans to survive through the apocalypse. Because of this, cult members were regularly exposed to extreme heat and cold, dosed with small amounts of radiation, and regular meditation practices where they would "build up a connection with their souls". Part of their regular activities involved setting up elaborate 'symbol-machines' attached to trees that would capture the souls of those killed during the nuclear holocaust and put them into the trees.

Mission Shippeitaro

Objective of mission: Assess human livability and safety of Earth Φ20,000, conduct environmental testing, gather assessments.

Participants in log:
D-2394, 31-year-old male former resident of Switzerland. Fluent in English, Italian, German, and French. Scored 96 out of a potential 100 on a Pennington-MacLeod compliance-suggestibility test, previously assigned to several unfamiliar extradimensional and extranarrative environments.
Dr. Borgórkowski,

[LOG BEGINS]

objectives: 1. environmental testing 2. set up a drexler seed

BEGIN LOG

describe a story. unsettling, foreshadowing

summary profile written by someone else to bring the reader up to speed

a vertical series of div boxes. image profile of them to the left, to the right: date of birth, prior projects, status of employment, title, specialities,

Reiko Okazaki: 11/03/1937
Specialist in containment of HTR (hyperdimensional, thaumaturgic, and reality-bending) entities, psycho-therapeutic engagement with HTR entities. Former psychotherapist, occultist.

Adriana Galeazzi 03/16/1955
Specialist in infopathology and telecommunication-based infohazards, field diagnosis and treatment of infohazards. Former systems engineer at AT&T.

Vik Jons[ ] 02/21/1946
Specialist in negotiation with oneiric/dreamed entities, noospace navigation, creation and maintenance of noo-machines, capture and training of noo-organisms. Formerly self-employed in private dream parapsychology.

Joseph Cresson 07/04/1939
Specialist in parabiology and esoteric ecologist. Former archaeological oceanographer.

Mores Palakiko 03/19/1962
Specialist in parasociology. Formerly studied cult epidemiology and psychosomatic diseases.

ALLO-10 approx ~11,000BCE. Former apex-predator in Incorporeal Euro-American Somnohypnoidal Unitary State, consumer of dreamscapes and childhood imaginary friends. Presently registered as emotional support animal of Vik Jons[ ].

Hamderry Poshwood Born during the 1971 publication in Moscow of 'A Custodian In Starlight', part of the 'Hamderry Poshwood: Time-Travelling Superhero Detective' detective-parody series. Defected to the United States in 1973 following his synthesis by GRU-P. Limited and variable precognitive ability, variable but typically superhuman deductive ability, ability to see through objects.

incl. cresson's story in dogworld