A Very Comfortable Bed
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An image of SCP-XXXX in containment, during its non-memetic phase.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Containment Class: Euclid
Disruption Class: Vlam
Risk Class: Critical

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is kept at Site-41 in an opaque containment chamber with insulated aluminum walls. At least 3 meters of clearance between each wall and the sides of SCP-XXXX should be maintained. SCP-XXXX must be laid on top of its standard bed foundation and bed frame at all times, with a [DATA_EXPUNGED]1 sheet set neatly tucked into it. These pieces, while non-anomalous, are herein referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 through 3, respectively.

Note: SCP-XXXX-1 through 3 may seem superfluous to SCP-XXXX's containment, and researchers may be tempted to raise it 3m off the ground to prevent it from influencing the floor below. However, SCP-XXXX has been proven unable to influence subjects on other floors while they are not observing it, and it cannot be left without its foundation, frame, and sheets. It cannot touch the floor, either. It cannot be allowed to touch the floor. If it touches the floor it needs to never tough the floor it can't touch the floor. It's wrong if it doesn't have its sheets it's wrong if it touches the floor no stuff on top of it needs to be nice it needs to stay clean it must be washed and disinfected once an hour it needs to be safe do not touch it after touching the walls or the floor failure will result in immediate termination do not

SCP-XXXX is capable of physically influencing individuals within its range of 3m via an unknown combination of electromagnetic and thermal means, potentially among others. Additionally, SCP-XXXX can influence any person who observes it visually, even outside this range. While little is understood about its method of influence, standard memetic containment procedures and the maintenance of an insulated Faraday cage around SCP-XXXX appear sufficient to neutralize it.

Guards should be positioned outside SCP-XXXX’s cell per standard protocol to prevent unauthorized entry. Any entrants into SCP-XXXX's cell must wear insulated aluminum helmets, and should be exposed for no more than 10 minutes. Only researchers with level 2 clearance or above may be assigned to SCP-XXXX, and they must attend therapy and undergo psychological evaluation weekly or be removed from study of SCP-XXXX.

Addendum 1a:
SCP-XXXX's 3m range contains 99% of its power for direct influence. The remaining 1%, while negligible, does exist, much like the negligible components of an electromagnetic field or thermal boundary layer. Guards should not be posted outside SCP-XXXX's cell (See incident report XXXX-1a for details). Personnel should not remain near SCP-XXXX’s containment cell for more than an hour for the sake of avoiding undue risk. Level 3 staff and above assigned to SCP-XXXX will be given keys for accessing it, which must be returned upon reassignment.

Addendum 2a:
Due to abuse of the key access system, staff members may loan keys only a per-shift basis, and only during scheduled shifts. See incident report XXXX-2a for details.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a mattress of unknown origins and composition. It does not appear to have any differences to an ordinary mattress, though internal examination has been limited because its sheets must stay on and if you cut it why would you cut it you would ruin everything it would be bad forever you would be bad forever

Anyone who visually observes SCP-XXXX, directly or otherwise, will become increasingly exhausted and unsatisfied with their current level of physical comfort. A desire to sleep on SCP-XXXX will develop, eventually eclipsing all other desires over long enough periods of visual exposure. Subjects who move within about 3 m of SCP-XXXX describe feeling a magnetic pull towards it, regardless of their level of previous exposure to its memetic properties.

Subjects who lay down on SCP-XXXX and draw SCP-XXXX-3 over themselves become extremely exhausted and lose any desire to leave SCP-XXXX. Attempts to forcibly remove subjects from SCP-XXXX at this point have been met with extreme hostility if successful and vague annoyance if not. No human subject has ever been permanently removed from SCP-XXXX after laying down.

After becoming comfortable on SCP-XXXX, subjects begin to fall asleep. It is possible to maintain a subject’s consciousness during this process via ordinary means such as loud noises, blue light, and █████████, but in tests these methods have quickly decreased in effectiveness over time, with no subjects remaining awake for longer than 30 minutes.

Should a subject fall asleep on SCP-XXXX, they will wake up after exactly 8 hours' rest with vital signs indicating a healthy sleep. However, they will still be unable to get up, and they will begin to develop extreme depression symptoms, regardless of prior mental health. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Obsessive self-hatred
  • Total lack of positive emotion
  • A feeling of emptiness and aimlessness
  • The expectation that leaving SCP-XXXX would only result in a horrible death by some other means
  • A crushing fear of the world outside SCP-XXXX
  • A feeling of being fundamentally “broken” and unfit for life
  • Constant suicidal ideation

In all tests, subjects have attempted to self-terminate by any available means within a few hours of waking. These attempts become more frenzied as time goes on, with most subjects eventually [SENSITIVE CONTENT EXPUNGED] when left without any other weapons. Traditional psychotherapy and grounding techniques have proven ineffective on subjects at this stage, and all subjects have self-terminated (either directly or by request) within 5 hours. Subject termination seems to temporarily neutralize the memetic visual effects of SCP-XXXX; the reason for this is unknown.

Subject corpses dematerialize around 24 hours after the subject’s initial waking, after which SCP-XXXX’s memetic properties reemerge. Though SCP-XXXX can be freely observed during this period, a dematerializing corpse has never been observed - it is likely that corpses can only vanish when unobserved (see Experiment Log XXXX-1a). It is not known if a living subject would still dematerialize . Following subject dematerialization, SCP-XXXX must be cleaned and its sheets must be tucked in again and you can do the cleaning part remotely and the sheets aren't that hard and it'd be nice to actually fucking make your bed for once, right? Just get over yourself and do it you lazy shit just be a person and care for the bed and make sure it stays nice and neat and keep it safe and stop letting it take you

Incident Reports:

Experiment Logs:

Further research should be performed on the potential neutralizing effects of SCP-XXXX. Should this research show promise, Thaumiel classification may be warranted.

Addendum, April 21st, 2020:
No further research on the neutralizing effects of SCP-XXXX should be performed under any circumstances by order of the O5 council, who released the following statement:

Seriously guys, stop throwing this thing at random scoops just to see what happens. 3547? Really? Whose idea was that? Now all of Site-41 is compromised, as if they didn't already have enough to deal with. All this aimless experimentation is not worth it. I’ll mark it up to Apollyon if that’s what it takes to get you to stop fucking with it.

SCP-XXXX is scheduled to be transferred to Site 19 on ██/██/2020 under heavily armed supervision. Upon arrival, it will be considered for Keter classification and kept safe and clean and you will stop ruining it and everything will finally be ok.